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« on: September 22, 2007, 03:32:02 am »

i just thought of something... ATTACK NEJI!!!  :twisted: *was last seen with tons of blood on him and a pile of salt covering him and he was screaming in a garbage dumpster* help... hm... let's try...  :smt056 WHAT THE HELL??? oh =_=; that was the original itachi, i meant let's try... :orcass: FLASHING!!! =D

*appears on a TV news screen* And now, tonight's news. President Neji is now the prime suspect of the murder of itachiclone.
He was found dead without pants in the gutters of Teacup road. It was suspected that his lack of pants indicaded sexual assult, but as there is no further evidence of this, it was suspected that he was simply a poor fool mooning the wrong person. We will give you further details as they are known.
This is Hero Of Winds Mihamaru with the news. Back to you, doom.
*appears on teh screen with a mask on* ok now... in other news, shikki has died for the millionth time today. Millions of peopel gathered around hsikki's dead body and celebrated. Then the police came and beat the **** out of them, and then pissed on shikki's body. That is all >.>

*appears on screen with the zodiac symbol* now for the main story... miha's dead corpse was found at a train graveyard without his eyes it was said he was stabbed in the eyes and his hands were cut off and writeen in his blood near him was


DOOM WAS HERE

Breaking news! Mihamaru has faked his death!
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Re: SL News
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2007, 03:34:42 am »

dude

i think the mail bit has alreayd been done by me.....

ask anyone from <Kages> =\
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« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2007, 06:49:02 am »

dude

i think the mail bit has alreayd been done by me.....

ask anyone from <Kages> =\
dude, the peopel of the sl forums need to see our news reports =D
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« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2007, 07:18:05 am »

dude

i think the mail bit has alreayd been done by me.....

ask anyone from <Kages> =\

1) This is a TV news show.
2) I was doing a lot of it in the "Neji's House" thread, and thought it'd be used enough to get its own thread.
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Re: SL News
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2007, 02:36:45 am »

*applies for position of camera manager for the news show*
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i refuse to spread it

i shall merely start it and continue on till i am bored
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Re: SL News
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2007, 03:51:20 am »

Breaking News!
Xaos has formerally accepted his title as
For more on this story, we turn to UchihaBeast aka Kazy.
« Last Edit: September 27, 2007, 04:38:58 am by Xaos »
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« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2007, 04:27:52 am »

Breaking News!

This just in from our undercover street team. While hiding out in a back alley they caught miha taking a piss on a keg outside a bar while cursing under his breath how he needs to find more people to steal ideas from.

And now to Brad over in weather!

Today's Forecast is slightly cloudy with a chance of rain later tonight. High for the day is 82 and the low is 67.

We'll be right back after a word from our sponsors.

-Cuts to a Krazy Kats Kitty Khow commercial-
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Re: SL News
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2007, 04:52:20 am »

Can I be the traffic person? :P
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« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2007, 06:14:58 am »

This just in, Shikki cna't let the news go to teh forums instead of just for kages.

He's thinking about sueing miha for $100.

The court session will begin whenever miha gets $100.
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« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2007, 08:33:40 pm »

Breaking News!

This just in from our undercover street team. While hiding out in a back alley they caught miha taking a piss on a keg outside a bar while cursing under his breath how he needs to find more people to steal ideas from. 

How many ideas have I stolen? I just made this thread because my one time joke (I only intended it to be used once) was becoming popular, and didn't want another innocent penguin to die.
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« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2007, 09:05:29 pm »

Breaking News!
Xaos has formerally accepted his title as
For more on this story, we turn to UchihaBeast aka Kazy.
Thanks you miha, As you know, I AM THE GOSSIP MAster. <__________<;

Yes its true.. NOW!

We will go live to a Movie that was seen in Konohas dwellings!

(insert Shikki, and some girls <_____< )

BUSTED!

Back to you Miha!
« Last Edit: September 27, 2007, 04:38:36 am by Xaos »
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Re: SL News
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2007, 09:07:12 pm »

This just in the new camera person saw Mihamaru beating up several chipmunks then Mihamaru beat the new camera person up like this. :smt021
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shikkifujjin 
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« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2007, 01:24:05 am »

this just in miko was killed by a chicano vato T.T XD
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« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2007, 02:20:10 am »

Breaking News!

This just in from our undercover street team. While hiding out in a back alley they caught miha taking a piss on a keg outside a bar while cursing under his breath how he needs to find more people to steal ideas from. 

How many ideas have I stolen? I just made this thread because my one time joke (I only intended it to be used once) was becoming popular, and didn't want another innocent penguin to die.

meh news was my thing =\

i even had my own special rolly chair for it T.T
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« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2007, 03:09:56 am »

Breaking News!

This just in from our undercover street team. While hiding out in a back alley they caught miha taking a piss on a keg outside a bar while cursing under his breath how he needs to find more people to steal ideas from. 

How many ideas have I stolen? I just made this thread because my one time joke (I only intended it to be used once) was becoming popular, and didn't want another innocent penguin to die.

meh news was my thing =\

i even had my own special rolly chair for it T.T

Breaking news!
In an effort to avoid lawsuit, Miha has settled the dispute out of court.
Miha can now use the newsroom bit, but shikki gets anchor spot, can continue using the joke, as he always did, he still gets the rolly chair, and even gets the General position in his Oompa army, although Miha still remains Commander-in-cheif.
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