well this is just an idea but here it goes
Eat 1 or 2 cookies -a)U feel healthy 50%
-b)U feel healthy and Energized ( 2 turns)15%
-c)U have a food intoxication, and spend 2 turns in the outhouse losing 1 gem with the flush 10%
-d)U bite something hard finding 1 gem but only have 1 hp left because of the toothache 10 %
-e)Chouji grabs the cookie at the same time u do 15%*
Eat 3 or 4 cookies -a) The Villager beat u up 40%
-b)U feel alive 20%
-c)U feel alive and Eletric (6 turns) 5%
-d)U have a food intoxication, and spend 6 turns in the outhouse losing 2 gems in the rush 10%
-e)You Bite into a cookie, and you have something hard stuck in your throat! Its your lucky day, Its 2 gems! You try to get them out but you can not stop choking. You stop breathing because of the gems 10 %
-f)Chouji grabs the bag at the same time u do 15% *
*With 3 options
- u say "U dont need anymore food, Fa...."(become more evil) = Chouji punchs u really hard leting u unconcious for 2 turns but u find a pill stuck on your clothes : gain 1 Chouji's Soldier Pill
- u offer to share the cookies and eat only 1 = same events of eating 1 without the chouji part
- u let chouji eat all the cookies and offer to pay him a bbq (become more good) = lose X money(according to lvl) but thankfull he gives u 1 Chouji's Soldier Pill