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[Mihamaru]

(yes, it is prefered)

Granted, but you get hit by a car, and get in a coma for the entire summer

I wish I got a pic of the turkey

[thecrazyanbu]

granted but you lose it

i wish a free demo of prototype was up for download on PSN.

[Mihamaru]

Granted, but no one tells you about it.

I wish someone would translate "random" into a non-western language (preferably a dead language), and post it on the forum somewhere.

[thecrazyanbu]

okay in german:wahlfrei

and it is granted.but you cant pronounce it.


i wish i knew how to fluently speak 7 dead languages.

[sounga]

granted but you become dead

i wish i could read hiirgana, kanji, katakana, and other japenease writing.

[Mihamaru]

Granted, but you are dislexic >.>

I wish my gamecube controller would work

[BlazeShadow]

Granted, it works well as a hammer

I wish The cake was not a lie

[thecrazyanbu]

granted but the fact that the cube will not shoot or stab you is a lie and it does shoot you


i wish i had a working gas mask.

[Asadi]

Granted, but it doesn't filter the air resulting in exposure to the Mustard Gas shikki has in his pocket.

I wish I had a zebra?

[Shinigami99]

Granted... But its dead and poisoned (so you can't eat it)

I wish I had a turtle

[sounga]

granted it's a evil turtle, that makes devious plots while your asleep.


I wish for somethng, and nothing at the same time.

[Shinigami99]

Granted, you got the nothing

I wish for my happiness

[sounga]

granted it's an empty happiness, a feeling of empty non-exsistance.

i wish for a spork.

[Shinigami99]

Granted, but it breaks.

I wish I have a PS3

[sounga]

granted, it's plastic.

i wish for a book.