We could write a book...
So far:
Once upon a time, there was a vampire who was called Baluski. He was there and so he really hates christmas he's a mod that likes to divide and conquer the world of the kirby people died and then went after the Evil penguins that that vanquished the evil doer of death and destruction And fluffy animals. love eating waffles He really does drains everyones life because he hates all the holidays and the candys Of sorrow and hate of all the stupid people That take over everyone lifes and the spam section just for fun. because he likes To move it! (move it.) Indeed he does to the sound(of) the toaster with It's electric guitar.
Go to bed after eating poptarts and you will never wake up because you have an evil monkey on your head that is very dumb and fat and likes to eat and vomit the chocolate it ate before death because it is the worst chocolate because it was probably 1000 years (old) the monkey then...Had no life(so) It jump into a bottomless pit full of spikes He screamed two real nasty curses That caused a huge farting contest and a undertow surgery in a red cow's stomach while eating a Ripe cherry that that smells like the teen spirit with a carmel coated center and pickle flavoured exterior. Itachi and Kisame...went biking in the alphabet soup and came out very very drunk. to when he maked sharkfin soup but i died and got favor to get cookies That tasted like rotten cheddar cheese but then again drank the green potion of love that made him play with dolls and then die. The he found A book that Shows how he could make his Purple tasty brownies with som pot and somthing orange with some sugar and a shoe with tied humers Taste like chicken. Chicken is good Because it is tastes like cornbread
