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Author Topic: Chuck Norris Facts  (Read 1042 times)

Abysss

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Chuck Norris Facts
« on: January 22, 2007, 12:51:20 AM »
what facts can u think of?

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, too bad chuck norris never cries
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Abysss

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2007, 12:53:13 AM »
Chuck Norris has an ice cream truck covered in human skulls

The cheif exprt of chuck norris is pain

Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin, under his beard is another fist

Chuck Norris does't sleep, he waits

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ryushi

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2007, 01:13:39 AM »
It takes chuck norris 30 minutes to watch a 90 minute movie
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coolboy0286

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2007, 01:55:54 AM »
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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PyroPrinny

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2007, 02:09:52 AM »
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2007, 03:53:45 PM »
Chuck Norris doesn't need a night light the dark is afraid of him.
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2007, 05:14:59 PM »
Someones a bit behind in internet fads, Chuck Norris is so 2006. Speaking of, did anyone see the interview with Chuck on Sports Center or something where he read his top 10 favorite facts? I'll see if I can find a link later.
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Abysss

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2007, 02:09:44 AM »
Quote from: Baluski on January 22, 2007, 05:14:59 PM
Someones a bit behind in internet fads, Chuck Norris is so 2006. Speaking of, did anyone see the interview with Chuck on Sports Center or something where he read his top 10 favorite facts? I'll see if I can find a link later.

please do that would be halarious XD
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PyroPrinny

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2007, 02:31:04 AM »
There was never a bomb dropped on Hiroshima, Chuck Norris simply jumpped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2007, 02:32:03 AM »
chuck norris can make a bazooca with a tube of higienic paper and a ball.
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2007, 05:51:48 AM »
when the boogieman goes 2sleep he checks his closet 4 chuck norris
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