1.) If you caught somebody spamming excessively, what would you do? (Must be completed in 30 words or more.)
I COMPLETELY HATE SPAMMERS, I WOULD MAKE AN ALT ACCOUNT TO ENSURE I CAN ALWAYS KILL THEM & PLUNDER THEM EVERY DAY TO ALL OF THE DWELLINGS THEY HAVE A KEY TO! STUPID SPAMMERS
2.) Do you think Moderators should have a specific age level? If so, give specific reasons as to why you support it. (Must be completed in 60 words or more.)
I BELIVE THAT SHOULD BE DETERMINED ON WHERE YOU LIVE. IN THE US, YOU CAN'T PLAY PRO FOOTBALL OR BASKETBALL UNTIL YOU ARE OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL FOR SO MANY YEARS, BUT YOU CAN GO & GET YOUR BRAINS BLOWN OUT FOR YOUR COUNTRY AS SOON AS YOU TURN 18. ALSO YOU CAN VOTE WHEN YOU TURN 18 BUT YOU CAN'T GO PURCHASE A BEER....LEGALLY...
SO, IF YOU LIVE IN A STUPID COUNTRY, THERE SHOULD BE NO LIMIT
3.) What would you consider to be a banning situation and why? (Must be completed in 60 words or more.)
IF I ASK ANYONE TO GIVE ME GEMS UNDER 25 DK'S & THEY REFUSE, THAT SHOULD BE A BAN. ANY PDA (PUBLIC DISPLAY OF AFFECTION) - BAN. IF SOMEONE ENTERS THE GARDEN AND DO NOT SAY HELLO TO ME OR THE FELLOW STAFF MEMBERS - BAN. IF YOU DO NOT SEND OUR GREAT LEADER NEJI ONE PM EVERY 5 GAME DAYS SHOWING YOUR APPRECIATION FOR PUTTING UP WITH YOUR CRAP - BAN.
4.) If you see a newbie, obviously confused and bugging other players, what would you do? (Must be completed in 30 words or more.)
FIRST OF ALL, I BELIEVE ALL NEWBIES SHOULD TAKE AN IQ TEST BEFORE THEY ARE ALLOWED TO PLAY. IF THEY FAIL, BAN. IF THEY PASS, BAN THEM ANYWAY BECAUSE THERE IS A 73.92% CHANCE THEY WILL DO SOMETHING TO GET BANNED BEFORE REACHING GENIN RANK.
NOW, I WILL TELL THE NEWB ALL INCORRECT INFORMATION SO THEY CAN LEARN THE HARD WAY. I AM SICK OF THIS "CHEATING" SOCIETY WHERE EVERYONE IS LAZY & THEY WANT SOMEONE ELSE TO DO THERE HOMEWORK. YUP, I SAY BAN THE NEWB.
5.) You find a higher ranked character that is your friend bullying another character. What do you
do in this situation? (Must be completed in 30 words or more.)
FRIENDS SHOULD STICK TOGETHER, OF COURSE I WILL JOIN MY FRIEND IN THE BULLYING. AFTER WE ARE SATISFIED, I WILL PM MY FRIEND & LET MY FRIEND KNOW THAT THEY WERE WRONG IN PRIVATE - YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE. I WOULD THEN BAN ALL PARTIES INVOLVED - YOU SHOULDN'T BE THAT WEAK TO ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE BULLIED, PERIOD.
6.) A fellow moderator sees you doing something they don't approve of. And they have been a moderator much longer before you have. They demand an explanation. Once they question you, how do you reply? (Must be completed in 50 words or more.)
IN THE WORDS OF THE GREAT CARTMEN FROM SOUTHPARK: DO NOT QUESTION MY AUTHORITAH!!!!!
I WOULD THEN BAN THE MODERATOR & THEN CLAIM THERE WAS A PROBLEM WITH MY CPU & I DID NOT MEAN IT. I WOULD LAY LOW FOR A WHILE AS I PLOT TO GET MY "CO-WORKER" BACK WITHOUGHT BEING DETECTED!
7.) You have discovered a fight in the gardens! You ask them to stop, but they don't listen. Now what? (Must be completed in 30 words or more.)
I WILL DO JUST LIKE MY LOCAL LAWENFORCEMENT DO, SHOOT FIRST & ASK QUESTIONS LATER. I WOULD MUTE EVERYONE FIRST TO GAIN CONTROL, THEN I WOULD BAN THE GUILTY PARITES - THE FIGHTERS & THE ONES THAT DID NOT TRY TO REPORT THE FIGHT, I REALLY DON'T LIKE THOSE PEEPERS!!!
8.) You find an advertisement for another LotGD game. Is this alright?
IT DEPENDS ON HOW MANY GEMS, I CAN GET OUT OF THE IDIOT THAT CAN'T FOLLOW RULES - I WILL ACT LIKE THEY CAN BRIBE ME, TAKE THE GEMS & BAN THEM ANYHOW!
9.) You're being swarmed with private messages and complaints about other players. You're beginning to become annoyed and stressed out at the fact of the activity. What do you do in this situation? (Must be completed in 25 words or more.)
OMG - A SIMPLE ANSWER TO A STUPID QUESTION, JUST BAN EVERYONE LEFT & RIGHT. I MEAN, THAT IS WHY THE BUTTON IS THERE TO ABUSE IT, DUH!
10.) There's clan advertisement in unnecessary areas. Do you ignore it and just simply delete the comment?
WELL, IF THEY ARE PROMOTING MY CLAN, I WILL JUST CHARGED THEM SOME GEMS. IF IS NOT MY CLAN, I WILL CHARGE SOME GEMS & GOLD, THEN BAN - THEY MUST BE PUNISHED!
11.) You find some frisky behaviour going on in a private dwelling... What would you do and why? (Must be completed in 40 words or more.)
I WILL GO & MAKE SOME POPCORN & ENJOY THE SHOW. I MAY EVEN JOIN THE SHOW
THEN I WILL DELETE ANY EVIDENCE WHICH COULD INCRIMINATE ME THAN BAN ALL PARTIES INVOLVED...AFTER SCHEDULING ANOTHER DATE OF COURSE....
12.) A fellow player comes up to you for advice. This person happens to be a VERY good friend of yours. This advice is what mount they should get, and what they should start out with when they get another dragon kill. What do you tell them? (Must be completed in 30 words or more.)
I WILL TELL THEM TO GET A LIFE! I AM NOT DR. PHIL, OPRAH OR ANY OF THE OTHER TALK SHOWS. THOSE PSYCHO DOCS GET PAID HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS FOR ADVICE - YOU CAN'T EVEN SPARE ME ANY GEMS?! I WOULD PROBABLY MUTE THEM.....NO BAN, BAN IS GOOD.
13.) You find some severe harassment. And the one being harassed is your friend. You: (Must be Completed in 25 words or more.)
MY FRIEND....IS BEING HARRASED....AND IT ISN'T BY ME
....YOU BETTER CALL THE INTERNET POLICE BECAUSE I AM ABOUT TO SET IT OFF UP IN THIS PIECE. I WILL FIND A MORE SEVERER WAY TO HARRASS, THEN BAN THE HARRASSER....THEN BAN MY FRIEND - YOU CAN'T BE MY FRIEND & ALLOW YOURSELF TO GET PUNKED LIKE THAT, DWEEB....
14.) Somebody has been begging for points constantly. Out of your kindness, you send him some. Now he wants more from other players and you again. However, you don't know how many players he's asking. You: (Must be completed in 15 words or more.)
OK, WE HAVE A SPOT FOR POINT BEGGERS - INSTANT BAN WOULD BE SET IN PLACE BY AN AUTOMATIC FILTER THAT IS SET TO DETECT QUESTIONS LIKE THAT IN PM OR OTHER PLACES BESIDES THE HEADQUARTERS, PERIOD.
15.) You get into a scramble with a moderator. Another moderator comes by and asks you both to stop. Are you prepared to face the consequences on what you may receive? And what do you think they will be? (Must be completed in 50 words or more.)
DIDN'T I ANSWER THIS IN QUESTION 5 OR 6 OR 7?! WHO MADE UP THIS TEST?! LOOK, I SNAP, CRACKLE & POP EVERYONE IN THE NOSE FOR DISRESPECTING ME, OK?!
16.) What makes a good moderator? (100 words or more)
I KEEP IT REAL, I SAY WHAT I MEAN, I SAY WHAT YOU ALL WANT TO SAY & ARE TOO AFRAID TO SAY IT CAUSE YOU SCARED, I AIN'T SCARED, I ALSO DON'T CARE ABOUT NO WORD LIMIT - IF YOU HAVE THAT MUCH TIME TO COUNT MY WORDS, YOU ARE WASTING TIME TO BAN SOMEONE - THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE THAT NEEDS TO BE BAN. OK, I AM DONE WITH THIS TEST - WHY COULDN'T IT BE SCANTRON WITH THAT ABCDE BUBBLES, GOODNESS...
OH YEAH, MY GAME NAME IS SOFTSPOKENONE, IF YOU SEND ME A BUDDY REQUEST, I WILL BAN YOU AFTER I AM ACCEPTED ON THE TEAM FOR JUMPING ON THE BANDWAGON SINCE I AM SO POPULAR NOW, PEACE OUT!
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