Once upon a time in the land of SPAMANIA(Name subject to change....)
There was someone being chased by a vicious axe murderer.
The story goes about how this all came to be.
It started with catching chickens for some bizarre reason that I cannot think of at the moment.
It was easy until the chickens hired mercenaries.
To protect them.
The villagers were shortly there after unable to catch any chickens.
They then decided to hire their own mercenaries whatever use they'll be...
Ah screw this.
I write posts not stories!