Back in 'nam *eyes glaze over as he thinks back*, I was getting into bed and had just gotten comfortable which is probably when 100% of people are least likely to move, even if the house were to set on fire. ANYWAYS, I had just gotten comfortable but had forgotten to turn off the light. I look around for something to aide me in little problem and low and behold there's a roll of scotch tape next to my bed! (is there a recurring theme today?) ANYWAYS, I unroll a length of the tape and throw it at my lamp, and by some miracle of god or buddha, or whatever it is you kids believe in now a days, the tape actually stuck to the lamp. So I try pull it closer and the lamp falls off the dresser and the lightbulb smashes. Oh well, problem solved. *zzzzz*