xDD Conversation this morning with my mom:
"Time to get ready for school, shut down your computer."
"Okay! Fine!" I gave my mom a look and she glared at me right back.
"Jeez, I'm getting off the computer... ***hole..."
My mom freaked out, "Did you just call me that!?!"
I started laughing, "NO! I did not! Mooom!"
We both started laughing and she forgot.
Awesomeness. xDD
"I woman walks in with a duck under her arm, and the guy next to her asks, where'd you get that pig? The woman says, "Thats not a pig, thats a duck!" And the man says, "Heck, I was talkin' to the duck!"
XDDD