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The Wrong Answer Thread
« on: July 01, 2006, 03:07:11 AM »

Yeah, I'm a random person, get over it.

In this thread, you make a game out of it. For example, I'll ask the question, "What happened to the monkey in my closet?"

And somebody replies in a way that is completely the opposite or just comple
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« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2006, 03:12:13 AM »

Cause tornadoes are afraid of water

Can you eat with chopsticks?
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« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2006, 03:13:21 AM »

No, I eat with the little things called rusty sporks.

How come 2 + 2 = 4 and not Fish?(Please, don't edit your question.)
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« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2006, 05:57:53 AM »

How come 2 + 2 = 4 and not Fish? Because dogs can only fly when thrown off a bridge while wearing angel wings.

How many midgets does it take to fill an above ground pool?
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« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2006, 05:59:57 AM »

It doesn't take any because the pool isn't above ground to them. It's below ground.

Randomness will cure my being of beingness of being random to you of my randomness. Will it?
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« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2006, 06:06:20 AM »

After scattered thoughts, a cup of black coffee, and a scone will your ailements be cured and stricken with, yet, another illness....to the 10th power plus pi.

What's the correct toilet paper sheet to wipe ratio?
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« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2006, 06:11:33 AM »

4, 596, 845 to 1, if you must know.

If 3 + 3 = 6... How come -3 + 3 doesn't = -6 or 6?
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« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2006, 08:15:11 AM »

Becuase my momma doesn't like the smell of worn socks on a tuesday night when it rains blood outside, at night.

How come blue and yellow make green, but blue green, and yellow look like total crap?
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« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2006, 08:18:50 AM »

Because I swore to make the colours look like a mess while people suffer over the confusion.

Why do emoticons look so evil?
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« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2006, 09:52:11 PM »

my powers caused them to...

Why is  a man not able to fly?
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« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2006, 11:41:33 PM »

Becuase birds copyrighted flight.

Why is there handicapped parking in front of iceskating rinks?
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« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2006, 08:24:53 PM »

Because hot dog buns come in packages of ten and hot dogs come in packages of eight.

If crutons are stale bread, why do they feel the need to put them in air tight bags?
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« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2006, 11:58:15 PM »

Because the guys at Peppridge Farm don't like Lightning
Why does 19807239058-2 equal 19807239056
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« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2006, 03:08:43 AM »

All because of the confusion of mathmatical critics. They LIE!

Why do we have to type in sentences in school?

(Vamsi, read the instructions of this thread and you'll get somewhere)
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« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2006, 03:27:28 AM »

Because they don't allow guns in the airport!

If pro is the oppostie of con, isn't congress the opposite of progress?
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