OKAY
SO I WAS THINKING GENERAL TSO'S ONE DAY
AND WAS LIKE, "BUT ORANGE CHICKEN IS GOOD TOO"
AND THEN WAS LIKE "BUT THEY'RE REALLY THE SAME THING, JUST IN DIFFERENT SAUCES"
AND THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT
SO LET THE GLORY BEGIN
GENERAL TSO'S IS THE LEFT ONE, BY THE WAY
AT FIRST THEY WERE HOT AS HELL
NOTICE MY GLORIOUS FORK AND PLACEMAT
AFTER WAITING A MINUTE OR TWO SO I WOULDN'T BURN MYSELF (LIKE LAST TIME)
I BEGAN WITH THE TSO'S
IT WAS GUUD, BUT NOT AS GUUD AS ALWAYS
IT TURNS OUT THAT ONE DIDN'T HAVE MUCH SAUCE ON IT
IN FACT, THE ENTIRE CONTAINER WAS SOMEWHAT LACKING ON SAUCE
NEXT CAME THE ORANGE CHICKEN
IT WAS PRETTY DAMN AMAZING, I'LL TELL YOU THAT
THE FIRST BITE HAPPENED TO BE ONE OF THE MOST FLAVORFUL ONES, RIGHT NEXT TO AN ORANGE SHAVING
SO AT FIRST I WAS LIKE "ORANGE WINS" BUT THEN DECIDED THAT I MUST HAVE A MORE UNBIASED SAMPLE
SO I ATE MOAR AND MOAR
AND EVEN ATE THE VEGETABLES
THAT BROCCOLI'S FROM THE ORANGE CHICKEN
IT WAS SLIGHTLY BETTER THAN THE BROCCOLI FROM THE TSO'S
BUT AFTER EATING SAMPLES THAT WERE BOTH DUNKED IN THEIR RESPECTIVE SAUCES, I DECIDED...
THAT GENERAL TSO'S WAS MY FAVORITE, BUT ONLY BY A LITTLE
ORANGE HAD THE BETTER FLAVOR (LIKE ORANGE OMIGOSH), BUT TSO'S WAS RICHER AND MORE SYRUP-Y WHICH IS GUUD
SO THEN CAME THE NEXT PART: THE COMBINING OF THE TWO
AT THIS POINT I REALIZED I HAD TOO MUCH ORANGE CHICKEN LEFT, SO THERE WERE ALREADY LEFTOVERS
AND THEN, THE MOMENT OF TRUTH:
LONG STORY SHORT, I CAME OCEANS
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER EATEN
(POSSIBLY, I'M NOT SURE)
AND BECAUSE THERE WAS TOO MUCH THERE FOR ME TO EAT TOO, I GET DOUBLE LEFTOVERS TOMORROW
SO HAHA, SHIKKI
