... must refrain from horse joke...
so theres these 2 race horses are standing in the stables taling first one says, "You know I'm glad I won the race but before we started I got this small pain in my hind quarters." the second horse says, "Yeah, you know last week when i won my race i had the same pain in my hindquarters." Dog walks into the stables and hears the conversation and says, "They were pumping you full of drugs, you know speed? You know so you can win the race." the 1st horse says, "Holy sh*t!!!! a talking dog."
random burning man picture from google