Name: Homo sapien sapien; Caucasian; of Western European stock; Kelsey "George" [Last name purposely removed to avoid comments such as 'OMGZ, It's a bogey!11!! SHOOT IT!one!']
Location: Most commonly found in Portland, Oregon, but has been seen out in smaller, lesser-known towns, stretching as far west as Aloha or Banks.
Gender: Female, mostly.
Reason for filling this out: To confuse you? To confuse me? eyedeekay.
"The Kelsey is an elusive creature, mostly keeping to itself or trusted members of its clan. It is closely associated with animals of different species (such as equine, canine, feline, and Ctenocephalides), and is often left to its own devices for prolonged periods of time. It is to be approached with caution, as it has a temper, a way with words (when properly articulated), and wary of contact with sub-species of humans."