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[Shikki]

I transferred into APES almost a month in, and knew more than everyone who was in there. ;

Teacher also loved me because I could do a FRQ with ease, and actually understood everything without explanation...

[hiro]

APES has FRQs? DAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
That's why I hated history classes. >_>;;
Although, I kicked government's ass.
And then world raped me.

And I'm writing that "I didn't understand it because I'm writing this the period it's due!"

[Shikki]

Dude...

last year for AP English, we had to write what we thought about the Autobiography of Ben Franklin...

I wrote that I hated it...

I also wrote some other stuff...

I got an A. <<;

[Mihamaru]

I wish I could've taken an AP government/US history. On the essay, I could write the lyrics of that animaniacs song with all the presidents.

[hiro]

Nice.
We had to compare Salman Rushdie with Annie Dillard, and I wrote about how race affects their differences because I knew they were middle eastern and white respectively but didn't read any of the passages we were supposed to.

I got an A+ for being "very insightful." Proof that racism is good. >_>

[Mihamaru]

Sneaky bastard

[Shikki]

I took APUSH last year.

My teacher was pointing out how unprepared the class was, and used my friend and I as examples since we were talking, and joking around...

It was great...

He said I was going to get a 5, easy, since I have a memory like that, and used some example of how I mentioned something he said months ago, and connected it to the lesson that day, then said my friend was gonna pass because even though he didn't do work, he was smart.

All the kids who didn't have our teacher last year were just staring at us.

[hiro]

Yep. >>

Speaking of bullshit...
We had to fill out a job application for our magnet program, but I was dropping out and had to finish the year so I just wrote "Ash Ketchum" and then filled all the boxes with pokemon names and "I liek mudkipz" shit and then wrote the theme song for the essay. >_>
The teacher didn't notice.

Another one of my friends did the same shit on the AP World final essay XD

[Mihamaru]

... Imma just sulk in my stupid corner, kthanxs

[Shikki]

Dude...

I just started writing Gibberish about the simpsons and the colbert report for my essay on the AP Exam this year, since it was asking about comedy and news and stuff...

[hiro]

HOLY FUCK I USED COLBERT TOO ON THAT ONE MIDDLE ESSAY >_>
Also, South Park and other pundit stuff.

[Shikki]

I did...

SNL, Simpsons, Comedians, Colbert, interwebz, etc...

[Mihamaru]

Meh, I couldn't do any of that fun stuff.

[hiro]

Yep.

But I got a 4, cuz that shit's impossible. >_>
My dumbass friends (read: whole school) thought the giraffe one was africa, because they were too dumb to read the caption that said Zheng He. And our teacher spent a week saying he was a chinese ambassador that took african shit.

[Shikki]

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