Ice should program an ice cream stand as a random event.
What is this?! You have stumbled upon the mythical Ice Cream Vendor of 1,000 Horrors! He contains the secrets of the 1,000 icy creamy flavors and dishes them out upon whim! Not all the flavor are delicious treats, though. Some contain dark magics, the stuff of nightmares. Try some if you dare!
1. Approach Ice Cream Stand
a- Ask for ice cream (100g)
i- You eat some delicious ice cream (restores health)
ii- The ice cream makes you feel super duper (permanent health upgrade)
iii- You eat some ice cream, something tasted odd about it, though. (Grow a beard which gives access to Beard no Jutsu)
iv- You're lactose intolerant (Lose charm, you sexy bastards)
v- The ice cream is a lie! (You just got scammed by an ice cream stand. Lose all your gold and 2 gems)
vi- Evil magic ice cream explodes. (Get to a doctor fast!)
b- Wimp out. You're not manly enough for ice cream
i- The ice cream stand attacks! NOT EATING ICE CREAM INSURTS FAMIRY HONOR!
ii- You get stabbed in the back by the ice cream stand, jerk.
2. Leave the stand alone
a- Continue on with your day