SO THERE I WAS.
AT 2 AM
Bored, and I didn't feel like getting back on my laptop. And nothing was on tv.
So, I whipped out my SP.
Grinded everyone a bit so they'd level up. Got everyone to over 50.
Went and took down the Elite Four.
Lorelei:
Rickey - Thunderbolt
Dewgong - Safeguard
Rickey - Kills Dewgong, thunderbolts Cloyster, Kills Cloyster, Thunderbolts Slowbro
Slowbro - Amnesia
Rickey - Kills Slowbro, Thunderbolts Lapras
Lapras - Confuse Ray
Rickey - Kills Lapras
Charlie - Blast Burn OHKO on Jynx.
Bruno:
Dumbledore - Kills Onix, Kills Hitmonchan, Wing Attacks Machamp
Machamp - Bulk Up
Dumbledore - Kills Machamp, Kills Hitmonlee, Kills Onix
Agatha:
Priscilla - Psychic
Gengar - Toxic
Priscilla - Kills Gengar
Charlie - Flamethrower
Arbok - Poison Fang
Charlie - Kills Arbok
Rickey - Thunderbolt, kills Golbat
Charlie - Flamethrower, Kills Gengar
Priscilla - Psychic [Because Charlie got poisoned by Arbok, and I didn't want to heal him mid-battle.]
Haunter - Curse, kills self.
Lance:
Rickey - Thunderbolt, Kills Gyarados
Dumbledore - Kills Dragonair, Kills other Dragonair, Blizzards Dragonite
Dragonite - Something dumb
Dumbledore - Kills Dragonite, Surf on Aerodactyl
Aerodactyl - Keeps using Ancient Power, and raising his stats after each hit, so I have to keep healing Dumbledore, then I finally swap over to Rickey
Rickey - Thunderbolt
Aerodactyl - Hyper Beam
Swap to Rocco
Aerodactyl - Hyper Beam
Rocco - Rock Slide, Kills Aerodactyl
This is where I saved for the first time against the Elite Four, but forgot to heal, and so I reset during my battle with Douche, after realizing Dumbledore would die if it took even the smallest hit when swapping out to another.
Douche:
Rickey - Thunderbolt
Pidgeot - Sand Attack
Rickey - Kills, swap out to Dumbledore
Dumbledore - Kills Rhydon
Swap back to Rickey
Rickey - Thunderbolt
Blastoise - Hydro Pump
Rickey - Kills Blastoise
Swap to Charlie
Alakazam - Reflect [Raised defense and Special Defense my butt.]
Charlie - Kills Alakazam.
Swap to Dumbledore
Arcanine - Extremespeed
Dumbledore - Kills Arcanine
Swap back to Charlie
Charlie - Blast Burn OHKO to win it all.