part 2
Mariah: Um.. Charmed to meet you.
CEILIA: Brains.
Mariah: Doesn’t she seem a little different, Pegasus?
PEGASUS: Well, now that you mention it, she has taken to eating brains all the time.
Mariah: And that strikes you as odd, I suppose.
PEGASUS: Well, yes. She used to be a vegan.
REX: Huhuhu what a dork.
WEEVIL: Yeah, hehe, vegetables suck.
Mariah: Look, will all of you cease this foolishness? In a few moments, Ariel is going to get here and then, believe me, there will be plenty of idiocy to go around. No doubt, he’ll concoct yet another plan that will result in our running off on some fool’s errand in order rearrange Melkor sock drawer or something. I really don’t know why I even bother coming. After all, Ariel is and always will be a total-
Morgoth:( cutting Mariah off) Yes? A total what?
Mariah: Uh, oh! Hello, um, Dad. Fancy meeting you here. Actually, I think we were all rather expecting Ariel.
Morgoth: Oh, really? Are you disappointed?
Mariah: I believe “terrified” would be more appropriate.
UMBRA: Like a bouse.
Mariah: Shut up, you fool, or he’ll kill you where you stand.
UMBRA: Ha-ha! I’d like to see him try.
LUMIS: Yes. I, too, would like to see him attempt to murder us-
Caption: [censored] (a chainsaw and Lumis and Umbra yelling are heard)
(Morgoth laughs)
Mariah: Okay, forget what I said before. It looks like this is one of the rare council meetings where something actually gets done.
Morgoth: So, this is what Ariel does on the weekends is it? Impressive. I never knew he had it in him. A council of the most ruthless villains known to man. Together, we could rule the world! (laughs)
REX: Yeah. Huhuhu. We’re gonna rule.
WEEVIL: I already rule. He-he. I rule! He-he.
REX: You don’t rule, Weevil.
WEEVIL: I ruled your mom last night.
REX: Shut up, ass-munch, that was your mom. And it was me doing the ruling. Huhuhuhuhu.
WEEVIL: Dammit, Rex!
Morgoth: Silence!
WEEVIL: Aaaaaah, yeah. Hehehehehehe.
Morgoth: I said, “Silence!”
WEEVIL: Aaaaaah, yeah. Hehehehehehe.
Morgoth: Do you have any idea what the word “silence” means?
WEEVIL: Um.. Hehehe No.
Morgoth: It means stop talking.
WEEVIL: Oh yeah. Uh, I knew that.
Morgoth: So when I say “silence”, you cease making noise or I will cease it for you.
WEEVIL: Hehe… Okay?
Morgoth: Let’s give it a test run shall we? Silence!
WEEVIL: Aaaaaa, yeah. Hehehehehehehe.
Morgoth: Okay, that tears it. And by “it” I mean your spinal column.
WEEVIL: Thank you. Drive thru-
Caption: [censored] (the sound of a chainsaw running, and Weevil yelling are heard)
WEEVIL: (off-screen) Oh, God, this sucks!
REX: Whoa. Huhuhu. That was cool.
Morgoth: Now then, bring me up to speed. How many people have we killed so far?
Marik: Uh… Y-you mean besides the three people you just took out?
Morgoth: Uh-huh.
Mariah: Well, Ariel did kill that one red-headed chap off-screen. And I’m fairly certain that Bob was killed off-screen at some point to.
Morgoth: So, you have killed people.
Mariah: Yyyyyyyyyes. But, the problem is they were all members of our Council. None of them really deserved it. Much.
To be continued
