Shinobi Legends Forum
Casual => Spam => Topic started by: Fork on November 23, 2009, 05:50:47 AM
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Crazy is a cat
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Fork is a forest
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Seal needs a bath
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So does Fork.
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Kisame smells like fish
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fork stabbed a fish
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Crazy cut brie
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fork impaled it
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Crazy thought I killed a vampire
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fork really killed a twilight fan.HUZZAH FOR FORK
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Crazy was the Twilight fan...
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kisame was stabbed repeatedly
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Crazy is a graph. >.>;?
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Dark drew Crazy - the graph?
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Kisame is the pythagorean theorem.
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No No No you guys are doing it wrong, the cat stabed my uncle in his steak then ran off with my muffin.
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Seal is faaarr too rediculously redundant in his statements. Even for this rediculously redundant statement topic!
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MY MUFFINS
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Whose muffins?! The muffin mans?!
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I ate the muffin man
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Nooooo!!!! Are you Lord Farquaad?!
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Queer fork made this gay topic 4 retARdz
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ignoring the idiot
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Or did the idiot ignore you?! >_>
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Or are you the freaking mutant idiot who is secretly a hermaphrodite!
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thats seal in a nutshell >.>
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after Crazy cracked the nut and ate me.
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Where was this nutshell when Crazy cracked it?
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in SPACE
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What space? The space where the moon is as in that space? Or the space under Seal's bed?
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The space where me and your sis get it on every night is under my bed.
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Oh! That's funny, my sis had a sex change a few years back making her a chick with a ??? You're whacked out duddeeeeee!
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That's even funnier!
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Indeed, dude who done the nasty deed... deed, indeed?
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If a train fell off the train tracks because some guys had tied multiple squirrels to it. Is PITA angry at the train or at the boys?
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Isn't it PETA or have you have a new organisation PITA? O.o
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PETA would be mad at the railroad tracks.......
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Yes, it can be PETA, until I get my hands on them. Then they'll have a PITA
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PITTA BREAD?! They'll have a pitta bread alright...
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Pitta bread = sammich taco
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wtf is sammich taco? Is it Seal in blender between two pieces of bread?
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plus a leprachaun
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Leprachauneriffic
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Gotta kill all them leprachaun's hate em!!! :twisted:
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No!!!! How will you find the Irish gold then? The gold, man, the gold!!
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I'll torture one of em till they tell me! Then I'll kill him after I find the gold..! :twisted:
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That sounds like my parent's honeymoon
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Wow, sounds like your parents know how to have fun. ;)
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Sounds like you have no clue what fun is.
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Yare, yare and yare.
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I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY EVERYONE IS VIEWING THIS TOPIC.
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I started it... Some person was randomly viewing it. Then I viewed it. then I went back to the who's online thingie, and there were like, 3 more people viewing it. >_>
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So that random person was actually the random person who randomly picked this random topic randomly!
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I C WUT U DID THAR
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It's called being on topic because I have to be on topic or I get banned for being off topic so I have to be on topic.
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Nobody else was on topic from the start of this topic when it even became a topic in the first place of topics.
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Yes, but that's because the moderation is lax because moderators don't get on much and therefore let the moderation become lax, keeping them from catching the lack of on-topic-itude. But then Neji started getting on my back about cursing and I already have two strikes and I think it's a three-strike system. >_>;;
And 15K+ posts is a large investment of my time.
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You better find a way to get rid of some of those strikes or else you'll have 3 strikes, and 3 strikes are bad and 2 strikes are better. Stop getting so many strikes.
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Strikes are irreversible and can therefore not be removed because they are unremovable!
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Neji hasn't made me and Shikki forum mods, which would be weird, especially if Shikki became one, cause he's the spam daddy that likes to spam like a boss.
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You're pretty decent at it, too. >>
Just on a more on-topic level.
Also, Shikki stopped spamming it up.
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I wonder if Ace had a talk to him to, cause Ace had a talk to me about acting like a Mod on here, cause I'm a Mod, but I didn't act like a mod, neither did Shikki so maybe Ace spoke to him to.
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Ace did have a talk. I know about it because I saw the topic where Ace gave him a talk.
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Did I miss that too? Cause I always miss stuff on here, and it sux that I miss the stuff, cause I like the stuff, the stuff is good, and makes me happy! Happy cause the stuff is good, but I miss the stuff, like the stuff that I missed with Acey's chat to Shikki the Spam Damn.
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Yeah, you probably missed it by missing it.
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which caused him to miss it.
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Cause I always miss it, missing it I always do, cause I always miss the even, due to my constant missing of it.
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Well you need to stop missing things or you'll always miss things.
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But If I stop missing things, then I wont miss things anymore.
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Disappointface.
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That wasn't redundant! You just said Disappointface, whch was only one thing, and one thing isn't redundant, cause you need to say the same thing over and over like me, cause I love Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber do I love, he gets me all excited, so I love to excite him back. LOVE! Excitement! JB! Touch me body, and put me on the floor! Cause I need a Doctor, and do it on the floor, cause everywhere everywhere there's beauty all around, A WHOLE NEW WORLD! Can I spank Shikki nao?
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Saying only one thing is ironically redundant in that you expect it to be redundant but it isn't redundant and therefore ironic because it actually isn't!
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Chuck Norris.
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I see what you did there.
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I see what you sure I did, seeing what you did I did see what you saw, cause I saw it to, which is really weird cause it uses cyclic logic, which never works, cause things don't really go in cycles, except they all do really, cause it's the circle of life, DAA DAAH DAAH DE DI!
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The circle of life reminds me of circles because it's circular.
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Triangles are better, cause they are the strongest geometric shape, although some people say an arc is, but it's only half a circle, and not a triangle, but it works in the same way as a triangle really. DID YOU EAT THE COOL TRIANGLE!?!
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Triangles are lame because they're polygons, unlike circles which have no sides but instead are circular which make them not polygons.
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But can you eat them? Cause the other Triangle ate the cool triangle.
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Circles can eat other circles through phagocytosis!
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SHUT YOUR MOUTH! I SAID SHUT YOUR MOUTH! I HAVE CAPS LOCK ON, CAUSE I GOT TRIED OF HOLDING DOWN SHIFT WHILE TYPING, WHICH IS WHAT A NORMALLY DO, JUST HOLD DOWN TA SHIFT. I LOVE YOU SHIRT, SO MUCH THAT I KEEP GOING TO HIT YOU WHEN I TYPE AN I. HIRO... AM I SPECIAL?
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NO ICE YOU'RE NOT A SPECIAL AS ME BECAUSE I'M TYPING THIS ENTIRE STATEMENT WITHOUT CAPS LOCK BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS FOR SCRUBS WHO AREN'T SPECIAL
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I KNOW, I PREFER SHIFTING, SO I'VE GONE BACK TO SHIFTING, CAUSE I LIKE IT BETTER.
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IT'S GOOD ISN'T IT? QUITE GOOD
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IT'S SO GOOD I WANNA DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG! BUT I ISN'T NIGHT NOW, AND I NEED TO GO TO A CLASS, AND IT'S POURING WITH RAIN, AND MY UMBRELLA BROKED ON THE WAY TO UNI, SO I MIGHT GET WETZ, SO I SHOULD GO NAO.
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OKAY BYE ICE HAVE FUN SINGING IN THE RAIN
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MY UMBRELLA GOT EVEN MORE BROKEN NAO
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DON'T WORRY YOU CAN STAND UNDER MINE
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UNDER YOUR UMBRELLA ELLA ELLA ELLA AY AY AY?
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I'm glad you picked up on that. >_>
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Are you really?
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Yes. I set you up for it.
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I meant to say it before, but I was in a hurry and forgot.
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Well, you're lucky I caught it. >>
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Or am I?
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You are. Ima go to sleep now.
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LAME! Can't handle the Ice-ster!
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HANDLED.
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For a second I thought Lebis posted that, and I felt excited...
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Because I changed my avatar? >_>
Failboat.
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Possibly.
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There is a distinct lack of panda on my avatar.
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What the heck is it meant to be?
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ADTR.
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A Dumb Troll Rage?
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Nope.
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Then what?
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You're currently on this thing called the Interwebz.
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Who the heck is A Day To Remember?
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Awesomesauce.
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Lame sauce moar like it AMIRITE
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NOURNOT
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CANIHAZ?
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No.
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CANITOUCH?
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CAN'TTOUCHTHIS
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WHYNOT?
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BECAUSEDANANANANANANANACAN'TTOUCHTHIS
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*Touches* WHATNAO?
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Ice used Tickle!
But it failed...
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I didn't use Tickle... Why did you want me to Tickle you Hiro? THATS SICK YOU ^#(@*# (*!@(@# )!*)(!*@)!@*)@( &!)*#& !)( !@!^#%! !#^ !#*! #!^#!
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It was the only prod-related move I could think of. >_>
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Oh, so now you want me to 'Prod' you to!?!
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Touch is MUCH more open to interpretation than prod. >_>
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Look Hiro, you seem to be taking all this in a very WRONG way.
Now I know that things might be different between you and Fork, but I'm not interested in you, in that way.
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SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MAH HORSE
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So you want me to act as a woman to make it seem 'normal?'
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Possibly.
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I'd have been a pretty girl, my sisters were Jealous of my Nice Hair, and Great nails, and my eyebrows that are perfectly shaped, and most of all, my long beautiful eyelashes. *Flutters his eyelashes.*
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Eh, I've seen nicer eyebrows. >_>
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Yeah, mine are usually messed up too from rubbing my eyes.
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BIDOOOOOOOOOOF
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8vyfxKAL31qzslpwo1_500.jpg)
EDIT FOR MORE BIDOOOOOOOOOOOF
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(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lciy6aQ8yn1qf5hsgo1_500.png)
(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs24/i/2009/246/8/7/Retarded_Bidoof_Cake_by_WindRaizou.jpg)
(http://i54.tinypic.com/141ntoh.gif)
(http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs25/i/2008/038/b/7/a_box_full_of_BIDOOF_D__by_SamKalensky.jpg)
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*Cries*
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You will never be this cool.
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But I will be that simple.
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Bidoof is Normal, not simple.
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>____>
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No.
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<____<
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Still no.
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SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MAH HORSE
GET ON MY HORSE, MY HORSE IS AMAZING. GIVE IT A LICK.
MM. IT TASTES JUST LIKE RAISINS.
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WITH A STROKE OF ITS MANE, IT TURNS INTO A PLANE
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I cannot post the next lyric due to inappropriate innuendos.
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Perhaps we should forgo the rest of the song. >_>
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SWEET LEMONADE. SWEET SWEET LEMONADE. SWEET LEMONADE, MMM SWEET LEMONADE.
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GET ON MY HORSE, I'LL TAKE YOU 'ROUND THE UNIVERSE AND ALLLLLLLL THE OTHER PLACES TOO
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I hate that video/song. >_>
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WELL I HATE YOUR VIDEO/SONG.
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no idea what the song even is
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Amazing Horse. >_>
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WELL I HATE YOUR VIDEO/SONG.
Your mother doesn't.
no idea what the song even is
It's a little inappropriate.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/515897
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Is that the full version? >>
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Might be. I just remember hearing it on this one first. It loops if I'm not mistaken.
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Yeah, the looped one only has the first part. >_>
They made a new one with a second part. About it having custom styling.
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Really?
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Yeah. Ima go find it.
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Mkay. I can haz?
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You can haz. You might be disappointed, though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmPRQoOpB4A&feature=related
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I haz dissapointface ready.
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Was I correct?
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I wanted animation.
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The full version doesn't have an animation with it.
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I know.
That's why I was all dissapointface.
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CALLED IT.
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I'M ALWAYS DISAPPOINTFACE BECAUSE OF YOU
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Dawww...
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SEE WHAT I DID THAR?
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YUS
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GUUD
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DUUG
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DIG DUG
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WHERE IS DOUG?!?
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I miss that show!
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I was referring to The Hangover, seeing as I just saw it. >>
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Ah.
He's on the roof!
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BUT WHERE WILL HE BE IN THE SEQUEL?!?
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Bangkok?
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Teehee. >>
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I know.
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I WUNDUR IF TAHT WUZ AN AKSIDENT
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Nope.
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O RLY
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AY RLY
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MMKAY RLY
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GUUD RLY
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WUT NAO RLY
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YA RLY
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LOLWUT RLY
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FO CEREAL RLY
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WHOA RLY
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INORITE?
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NOPE ALL ABOUT HINATA
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Sakura.
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Gross.
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Deffffffffffffffffffffffff a real girl. >_>
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LOLWUT
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ASACKLY
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YLKCASA
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LYKCASA
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Yes, I do like houses. >>
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Me too.
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I also LIEK MUDKIPZ.
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OH EMM GEEEEEEE!
ME TOO
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NIIIIIICE WE CAN BE MBF
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YUSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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MUDKIP BUDDIES
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FOR LYFE?
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NOPE THAT'D BE MBFL. JUST MUDKIP BUDDIES FOREVER
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DAWWWWWWWWW
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RE-JECKTUD
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REJECTION! IT HURTS
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THAT'S WHAT IT WAS MEANT TO DO
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I WOULDN'T KNOW
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YUS YOU WUD
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TRUE
DAMN YOU PRIVATE SCHOOLS
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S'OKAY
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NO ES NOT
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YUS IT IS
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NEIN
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THOUSAND
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MILLION
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BAJILLION
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GOOGLE
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...PLEX
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INFINITY
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OH NO YOU DI'INT
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OH YES I DID
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WELL I DIVIDE BY ZERO
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I DO AS WELL
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I L'HOPITAL YOUR EQUATION TO GET 1
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I SEE YOUR L'HOPITAL, AND RAISE YOU AN IMPLICIT DIFFERENTIATION!
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I DERIVE IT FLAWLESSLY AND DERIVE IT AGAIN
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THEN WHAT IS THE EQUATION OF THE LINE TANGENT TO IT, AS WELL AS THE LINE NORMAL TO IT?
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I PLUG INTO MY DERIVATIVE AND THEN TAKE THE NEGATIVE RECIPROCAL TO GET MY TWO SLOPES AND PLUG THEM INTO MY POINT-SLOPE EQUATIONS
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CORRECT
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AND NOW I ASK YOU TO FIND THEIR POINT OF INTERCEPTION
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I USE MY TI-89 AND GRAPH THEM
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YOU RUN OUT OF BATTERIES
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BACK-UP BATTERIES FOR THE WIN
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CURSES! FOILED AGAIN
UCWUTIDIDTHAR?!?
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NOT REALLY
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FOIL LIKE FIRST-OUTER-INNER-LAST FOR BINOMIAL EXPRESSIONS
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CLEVERGIRL!
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NO
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AYE
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WUT
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TUW
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NOOO
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OOON
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DUDE I WAS WATCHING VICTORIOUS ON NICK AND IT SUCKS BUT THEY USED THE WORD WONK AND I WAS LIKE HOLYWTFBBQ
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OH, YEAH, ABOUT THAT
I KNOW ALL THEM HOLLYWOOD TYPES AND TOLD THEM BOUT IT AND GET AID BUTTLOADS OF MONEYS FOR COPYRIGHT
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EXCEPT IT'S MY COPYRIGHT
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TOO LATE FOR THAT
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I COPYRIGHTED IT WHEN I MADE THAT GRAPH
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I SEE NO COPYRIGHT
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ZOOM IN
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THERE IS NO ZOOM
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NOOOOOOOOOOB
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BOOOOOOOOOON
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NO
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ON
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WONK
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WAKKA
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FATHER
I AM DISAPPOINT
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YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME DISAPPOINT
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SHINY CHARIZARD
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SO?
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IS MINE
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NEIN IS MINE
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YOU ARE CORRECT
IT IS NOT YOURS
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NO
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WONK
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I HAVE TO PEE
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DO IIIIIT
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MKAY
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AND NOW I SHALL FLEE THE SCENE
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WILL YOU?
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I DID
BUT I RETURNED
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HUZZAH?
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NOT A PALINDROME
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OR IS IT?
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NOT A PALINDROME
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WHY ISN'T PALINDROME A PALINDROME?!
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PALINDROMEMORDNILAP?
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YUS
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MMKAY
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YAKMM
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I LIEK YAKS
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ME TOO
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I think yak is a pretty cool guy
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I DON'T
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A yak looked into the mirror, kay?
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Kay, but still not a palindrome.
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A GOOD ATTEMPT, HOWEVER.
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Not really.
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Well, there was yak and kay... >>;;
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True.
Only -56729863542365 points then instead of -526374534562466574657376545 points.
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Are you kidding me? It was at least a -439682434654.
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Nope.
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YUS
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Nah.
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YUUS
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i don't believe you
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Too bad.
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HAHA.
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AHAH
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WUT
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WUT
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NOT A PALINDROME
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YOUR MOM ISN'T A PALINDROME
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TOUCHE?
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STILL NOT A PALINDROME, BUT YES
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MAH CLASSES
HONR100 Honors Colloquium
ENGL293 Writing in the Wireless World
PHYS171 Intro to Physics: Mechanics and Relativity
PHYS174 Intro to Physics: Lab
MATH274 History of Mathematics
MATH 340 Multivariable Calculus, Linear Algebra and Differential Equations
AWWW YEAH FIRST SEMESTER
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Nice.
Mine will be more diverse.
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DIVERSITY INVOLVES NON-PHYSICAL SCIENCE CLASSES
LAME
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GERMAN, SOMETHING EPIC, ETC
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I WANTED TO TAKE HISTORY OF THE VIKINGS WHICH COUNTS AS A GERMAN LANGUAGE CLASS EVEN THOUGH IT'S TAUGHT IN ENGLISH
TOO BAD ALL THE UPPERCLASSMEN WITH FIRST DIBS TOOK ALL THE SLOTS BECAUSE OF HOW BADASS IT SOUNDS
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REALLY?
FRESHMEN GET TO PICK CLASSES BEFORE UPPERCLASSMEN
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WHAAAAT THAT MAKES NO SENSE
WHAT IF A SENIOR NEEDS A CORE REQUIREMENT BUT IT GETS FILLED BY FRESHMEN
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EVERYONE HANDLES THEIR STUFF BEFORE BECOMING UPPERCLASSMEN.
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ONE OF OUR CORE REQUIREMENTS ISN'T AVAILABLE UNTIL JUNIOR YEAR
WE ALSO NEED AT LEAST TWO 300+ LEVEL CLASSES OUTSIDE OUR MAJOR
SO THOSE ARE ALSO JUNIOR LEVEL CLASSES, PRETTY MUCH
BUT IF I DOUBLE MAJOR MY MAJORS CAN CANCEL EACH OTHER OUT FOR REQUIREMENTS
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WE DON'T HAVE THAT, JUST GET THE CLASSES REQUIRED TO TAKE IT DONE, AND TAKE IT
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LAME
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HOW?
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IUNNO
I HAD NOTHING TO SAY IN RESPONSE
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MKAY
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NO
IT'S NOT OKAY
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REALLY?
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YUS
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SUY
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TOFU
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UFOT
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FOUT
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TUOF
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OUTF
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TOUF
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OUFT
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REPEATED!
OUTF
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Me being back is so ridiculous that its redundant
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Not really.
And Shikki, look at what you just posted for a good, long while.
Then look at what I posted. And weep in shame.
And admit defeat.
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DARN YOU DYSLEXIA!
I admit defeat.
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AWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAH
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I'm still winning.
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Whatevs. I'm Q closer to tying the score.
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Not really.
Well, I might leave the forums again so...
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We probably won't have time during college, anyways. >_>
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Exactly.
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EXCEPT I PLANNED MY SCHEDULE TO HAVE FREE THURSDAYS HAHA
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I'm out of class by 2 at the latest, and I think I have Fridays off, IF I get my schedule.
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Nice. >>
My Mondays and Tuesdays go until 5, but I have long breaks between classes. Wednesday is sleep-in day, Thursday only has one short class, and Friday is over by 2:30.
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All of mine are between 8 and 2.
Not sure exactly what days though.
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AHHHH. >>
My early class starts at 9, like a boss. I finally get some sleep-in time.
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All of mine say "Don't worry, the class starts 10 minutes than actual time because stuff happens."
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Our schedule maker warns us if we try to schedule classes too close, but the only time I don't have half an hour between classes is for my two physics classes on Tuesday.
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What collages you guys going to?
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Shikki - Cal-Berkeley.
I'm going to Maryland-College Park.
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Apparently, I picked a great schedule, but I picked a class I had already gotten credit in thanks to my 5 in APES.
It's UC Berkeley, but it's called Cal.
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UC = CAL NOBODY CARES MMKAY
Also, APES only gives us elective credits here. Bio, Chem, and Physics are the ones that get you out of core lab classes. Luckily, I took those too. >>
Except Chem. F*** Chem. But I only needed it or Bio anyways, so I'm good.
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My advisor said taking Chem was a good idea, even though I don't want to.
Also, Berkeley is the only one called Cal. It matters.
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Im going into the Air Force.
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I can't join unless I get Lasik or something.
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SHIKKI I DUN CARE ABOUT YO COLLEGE NAMES
ALSO HAHA YOU NEED TO GET YOUR EYES FIXED
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I HAS FREE HEALTH CARE THAT COVERS LASIK IF I WANT
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SO ARE YOU GONNA DO IT EVENTUALLY?
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NAH
LASIK IS TOO MAINSTREAM, AND SO ARE GLASSES AND CONTACTS
DOUBLE MONOCLE
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(http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/19348000/ngbbs4a3250c8b6e3e.jpg)
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DAMMIT
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GOT YOU
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OH WELL
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I'M CURRENTLY MAKING ONE WITH NIGEL THORNBERRY
IT WILL BE AN INSTANT INTERWEBZ CLASSIC
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MKAY
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GET IT BECAUSE NIGEL THORNBERRY IS ALSO A MEME
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I KNOW
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BUT DO YOU WONK
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I WONK
I WONK SO HARD IT WONKS ITSELF
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KAY THEN
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ALRIGHT
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DUDE
CALLING ALL CARS IS AWESOME IN ACOUSTIC
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I KNOW
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AND CAN'T BE SAVED IS EVEN MOAR AWESOME HOLY F***ING S***
THE INTRO IS SO BADASS
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I HAVE TO PEE
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COOL STORY BRO
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ALSO A TRUE STORY
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AND HOW DID IT GO?
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GLORIOUSLY
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NICE
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IS TOO HOT IN THIS ROOM
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SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES
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Nah, I'm good.
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THEN TAKE OFF A DECENT AMOUNT OF YOUR CLOTHES
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WEARING T SHIRT AND SHORTS
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+ SCISSORS = TANK TOP AND MAN-THONG
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NO
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MAYBE JUST THE THONG THEN
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I ALREADY HAVE ONE
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OH GOD
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MY LEG ITCHES
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COOL STORY BRO
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I KNOW
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SO HURRY UP AND GET TO THE BOTTOM
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Nah.
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GET IT BOTTOM LAWL
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I KNOW
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MAYBE WE SHOULD START USING JUST FIVE TOPICS OR SOMETHING
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MKAY, WHATEVER 5 ARE AT THE TOP AFTER I FINISH REPLYING
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AKSHULY, WE JUST WON'T USE THEM IF THE TOPIC DIES OUT OR SOMETHING
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MOST ARE DEAD ALREADY