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Roleplay => Village Square => Topic started by: RAIKIRI on May 18, 2007, 12:49:46 AM
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Well, apparently, we are all in Germany and decide to crash at Neji's house. What would he serve us for dinner?
*puts on a firefighter's hat and gets read to charge in to put out a possible fire*
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*rushes in and sees the women KB sent for the tatoo* :shock: neji shame shame
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*walks out with a woman in his arms* i wont be back for a while......
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*walks in, very skinny and skin greyed*
Can I please have a bite of that sandwich?
Neji: You know what you have to do.
*a disco ball comes from the ceiling and I put on a pink dress*
*I start dancing slowly to the music*
...Hu...Hustle...
*Neji walks out*
Can I have a bite?
*a gaint door closes, locking me inside*
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*throws pyro a sandwich but then shiki jumps and steals it* well i tried *goes to a 5 star resturant to eat*
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*takes the girl to the restaurant and pays with proto's money from his stolen wallet leaving proto no money*
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*dashes leaving neji with the bill* :twisted:
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its dinner at NEJIS not a resturant...
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*walks back to neji's with a passed out girl in his arms* <.<;
*walks to one of the back rooms*
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yeah but i dont want to die tonight :P
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*yells from the back room* sure proto?
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yes im positive
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*Runs around confused* Why am I in a stranger's house?!
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How the heck I get here!?
*looks around in a confused daze*
Kamui thinks to himself: Last time I play quarters with Baluski.
*sits down and has a nice supper with Neji*
Kamui: So....
Neji: Hm?
Kamui: What am I gonna have to do to get home?
Neji: We'll work something out. :twisted:
Kamui: Uhh....ok?
*resumes eating *
* 2 hours past *
Kamui: My arms....are tired!
Neji: Do it!
Kamui: But...but!
Neji: I'll burn your ticket home! :twisted:
Kamui: Fine....I'll wash the dishes.
Neji coughs.
Kamui: And I'll vacuum as well....please have mercy on me!
To be Continued!!!
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*walks back in the dining room as kamui cleans making a bigger mess* and clean the bedroom while youre at it <_________<
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i call the closet to clean! *opens closet and everything you can imagine falls on him*
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*looks at his "Everything you can imagine maker™" cause proto pain and misery* :twisted:
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*coughs* I'll clean out the fridge >_>
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*sighs*
why do i alwawys get the toilet bowl?
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because neji loves you>.>
*pokes shiki* why do you have to follow me every where i go? :evil:
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*points to the hot girl he is hiding from* she wants to "talk" about her feelings and stuff!!!!!!!! :cry:
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ahem let me relate one of my sayings
silence is golden but duct tape is silver :twisted:
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*looks at proto* but there are reasons i cant use duct tape :roll:
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just draw lips on the duct tape :twisted:
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i meant OTHER things <_______<
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Hey proto, do you want some chicken because there is a lot of food in here
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*hides under the table and shoots paper spit balls at proto's head* =D hit!
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*looks at all the torture victims hanging on the walls*..........
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*fires a machine gun filled with spitballs* <_____<
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*is hit by the spitballs* EWWWWW!!! Gross :shock: :cry:
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*thinks he heard afly* hey neji..... got any bugspray?!?
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*thinks to herself then kicks Shikki* If I'm a fly. Then I can do anything I want :P
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*puts on a gas mask and sprays poison everywhere and towards the flies*
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*Goes to eat some steak* >_>
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*looks at he torture victims and sneaks into neji's room and steal's his money and credit cards and goes to a 5 star restruant and leaves the bill to neji and whistles*
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*reads all of neji's notes on the Rasengan ^^*
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*turns on neji's computer and deletes sushi's account* :roll:
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*sits there inocently* :roll:
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Neji would serve us fishsticks...lots and lots of fishsticks.
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*hates fish :evil:* I like chicken better
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Neji could not serve you fishsticks as they would require a pan to fry them.
Neji has no oven and a kitchen without any appliances.
=)
I had to save money somewhere, and I am getting used to it.
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yay pasta in a can!
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:twisted:
I am on diet now.
I eat mostly vegetables or bread with light cheese or fish/shrimps/cancer on it.
Rarely I drink (like yesterday) hot chocolate or tea with sugar.
I normally stick to water or fruit juices.
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no wonder your evil :roll:
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:twisted:
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:twisted:
usuall neji response :P
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so neji >.>
got a glass of water?
your "friend" is tiring....
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Water is always there.
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where though?
all i see in the kitchen is piles of "magazines" >.>;
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*eats a carrot* I can see in the dark now :D
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Im ordering Pizza!!! and Shikki, why do you want to delete my account?
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*Walks toward the water dispenser*
What? 5 dollars a glass? :shock:
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*eats his pizza and drink soda* ummmm no reason :roll:
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This is such a long dinner :shock:
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*goes to Neji and puts on a charming smile that often makes some boys get hearts in their eyes*
says: Neji-san, im hungry, and you please give me a piece?
*Neji melts completly as planned* (not sure if the real will XP*
Neji: here, you can have whole of it
says: thank you Neji-san
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please don't revive old topics
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:twisted:
I am on diet now.
I eat mostly vegetables or bread with light cheese or fish/shrimps/cancer on it.
Rarely I drink (like yesterday) hot chocolate or tea with sugar.
I normally stick to water or fruit juices.
:-x ARe you my sister *makes neji drink vodka* every day for the rest of your life exceot when on Shinobi Legends you can be sober then
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*is hungry* NANI 50 dollars for a a bowl of rice nothing on it and neji doesn't have a rice cooker either DAMN YOU
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Neji does have one.
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Neji does have one.
now you tell me after i spend all my money on two bowls of plan rice >_____________________<
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*pockets the money and puts the rice maker back and walks away whistling* :roll:
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*looks back to see the rice cooker* there it was nani it THE CHEAP THREE DOLLAR ONE THAT MAKES THE RICE TASTE monkey brain
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*knocks it over and sets up shop again* :twisted:
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*looks up while eating the rice after hearing him say that* its...made....from........MONKEY BRAIN!
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*whistles and hides Mr. Chimp* >>;
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*is glad he got food outside* monkey brains taste nasty
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OKAY! PLEASE! THE OWNER OF THE TOPIC THAT'S OLD! PLEASE CLOSE THEM! IF ITS SO DARN ANNOYING!
*sorry for the bad languge, and for beeing non rpg*
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OKAY! PLEASE! THE OWNER OF THE TOPIC THAT'S OLD! PLEASE CLOSE THEM! IF ITS SO DARN ANNOYING!
*sorry for the bad languge, and for beeing non rpg*
it was only a 8 day diffrance
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OKAY! PLEASE! THE OWNER OF THE TOPIC THAT'S OLD! PLEASE CLOSE THEM! IF ITS SO DARN ANNOYING!
*sorry for the bad languge, and for beeing non rpg*
<<;
you need to chill out.....
this isnt an "old topic"
if it went a couple more days.. then yes =)
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OKAY! PLEASE! THE OWNER OF THE TOPIC THAT'S OLD! PLEASE CLOSE THEM! IF ITS SO DARN ANNOYING!
*sorry for the bad languge, and for beeing non rpg*
<<;
you need to chill out.....
this isnt an "old topic"
if it went a couple more days.. then yes =)
*points at shikki* I KNOW YOU STOLE THE RICE COOKER
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OKAY! PLEASE! THE OWNER OF THE TOPIC THAT'S OLD! PLEASE CLOSE THEM! IF ITS SO DARN ANNOYING!
*sorry for the bad languge, and for beeing non rpg*
<<;
you need to chill out.....
this isnt an "old topic"
if it went a couple more days.. then yes =)
*points at shikki* I KNOW YOU STOLE THE RICE COOKER
im the rice peddler not a theif <<;
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OKAY! PLEASE! THE OWNER OF THE TOPIC THAT'S OLD! PLEASE CLOSE THEM! IF ITS SO DARN ANNOYING!
*sorry for the bad languge, and for beeing non rpg*
<<;
you need to chill out.....
this isnt an "old topic"
if it went a couple more days.. then yes =)
*points at shikki* I KNOW YOU STOLE THE RICE COOKER
im the rice peddler not a theif <<;
*can smell the scent on the rice cooker* it's not your's i know that you smell like monkey .__.
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OKAY! PLEASE! THE OWNER OF THE TOPIC THAT'S OLD! PLEASE CLOSE THEM! IF ITS SO DARN ANNOYING!
*sorry for the bad languge, and for beeing non rpg*
<<;
you need to chill out.....
this isnt an "old topic"
if it went a couple more days.. then yes =)
*points at shikki* I KNOW YOU STOLE THE RICE COOKER
im the rice peddler not a theif <<;
*can smell the scent on the rice cooker* it's not your's i know that you smell like monkey .__.
*uses rice spray* no >_>;
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OKAY! PLEASE! THE OWNER OF THE TOPIC THAT'S OLD! PLEASE CLOSE THEM! IF ITS SO DARN ANNOYING!
*sorry for the bad languge, and for beeing non rpg*
<<;
you need to chill out.....
this isnt an "old topic"
if it went a couple more days.. then yes =)
*points at shikki* I KNOW YOU STOLE THE RICE COOKER
im the rice peddler not a theif <<;
*can smell the scent on the rice cooker* it's not your's i know that you smell like monkey .__.
*uses rice spray* no >_>;
*smells monkey rice now* MY NOSE
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:twisted:
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:twisted:
*nose dies*
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*uses more rice spray* <<;
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*uses more rice spray* <<;
curse my sensitive nose .___.
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*uses more rice spray* <<;
curse my sensitive nose .___.
*throws garbage at sounga*
you take out the trash =)
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*uses more rice spray* <<;
curse my sensitive nose .___.
*throws garbage at sounga*
you take out the trash =)
*is immune to garbage but not shikki* >_________>
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*uses more rice spray* <<;
curse my sensitive nose .___.
*throws garbage at sounga*
you take out the trash =)
*is immune to garbage but not shikki* >_________>
*uses more rice spray* >_>
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*uses more rice spray* <<;
curse my sensitive nose .___.
*throws garbage at sounga*
you take out the trash =)
*is immune to garbage but not shikki* >_________>
*uses more rice spray* >_>
*puts on his mask with anti shikki/monkey repell and breaths normal again
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*eats rice* <<
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*eats rice* <<
*he eats the monkey rice*
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*pee's on rice before sounga eat it* do you like rice?
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thats just wrong dude.....
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*puts on earphones* ... ^_^
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thats just wrong dude.....
agreed... even you're not that stupid shikki
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i kno- HEY! WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!?!?
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i kno- HEY! WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!?!?
you know what i mean :roll:
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no i dont <<
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:smt076 :smt067 :smt072 :orcpoursuite: >____>
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i still dont get it <<
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i mean that i thought there was no one stupider then shikki >.>
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actually......
theres ALOT of people out there that are stupider than me =\
i only act stupid cuz its funny.....
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actually......
theres ALOT of people out there that are stupider than me =\
i only act stupid cuz its funny.....
like doom?
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no doom actually IS stupid XD
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no doom actually IS stupid XD
Dont forget... That madman who runs down the street and shouts, "THE INTERNET SUCKS!!" and "I WEAR PINK UNDERWEAR!"
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you mean doom's dad? .-.
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you mean doom's dad? .-.
i thought that was his grandpa :roll:
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Im not dumb
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you mean doom's dad? .-.
>.>; Yeah... I saw doom running after him! xD
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you mean doom's dad? .-.
i thought that was his grandpa :roll:
no his grandpa is the guy whos running with a shot gun after them both >.>
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you mean doom's dad? .-.
i thought that was his grandpa :roll:
no his grandpa is the guy whos running with a shot gun after them both >.>
And the lady with a bat whos destroying dooms CPU? >.>-;
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you mean doom's dad? .-.
i thought that was his grandpa :roll:
no his grandpa is the guy whos running with a shot gun after them both >.>
And the lady with a bat whos destroying dooms CPU? >.>-;
my mom .-.;;
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you mean doom's dad? .-.
i thought that was his grandpa :roll:
no his grandpa is the guy whos running with a shot gun after them both >.>
And the lady with a bat whos destroying dooms CPU? >.>-;
my mom .-.;;
your mom? Is doom getting his "Stupidity" on you know?
We dont need a Weirder SHIKKI! O.o
*Srry spelling... im tired O.o*
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actually no <.<;
she just hates doom XD
he put a fake bug in her water glass <.<
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actually no <.<;
she just hates doom XD
he put a fake bug in her water glass <.<
Gooooo shikki's MOM! >.>; XD
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now <<
who wants dessert? .-.
*pulls out a monkey* >>;
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now <<
who wants dessert? .-.
*pulls out a monkey* >>;
DOOOOOOOOOOM~! DINNER TIME! XD
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i said dessert -_-
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i said dessert -_-
*hands shikki rice pudding >.>*
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*smahses it into sounga's face* =D
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*smahses it into sounga's face* =D
watchs his twin pedro get hit
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nuuu not pedro! >>
we were supposed to go to viva fresh together! >>
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nuuu not pedro! >>
we were supposed to go to viva fresh together! >>
*watchs the mafia gang beat shikki with bats*
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hey vinny nice new bats! >>
hey listen i gots a job fors ya.....
>>;
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ooo
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so who wants tofu? =D
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sounga does!!
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*stuffs it in sounga's mouth* there ya go >>
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*stuffs it in sounga's mouth* there ya go >>
Yay!!!
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*stuffs it in sounga's mouth* there ya go >>
Yay!!!
*watchs sushi's clone disguised as him eat it >.>*
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dudes.. 1: My dad is he person on the corner begging for food >>
2: the cpu shikki's mom was smashing was sounga's
3: shikki, miko and I are stupid asians of the pacific so we are all stupid.
4: sounga is stupider >>
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*wonders if a stupid Irishman of the Atlantic is stupider*
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o.o;;;;;
DOOM STOP LYING!
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Abyss: Hi neji, can I come in and have dinner with you?
Neji:Your creepy go away *slams door shut*
Abyss:aww............... *skips to a certain kind of bar to make a few bucks for dinner* >_>
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dudes.. 1: My dad is he person on the corner begging for food >>
2: the cpu shikki's mom was smashing was sounga's
3: shikki, miko and I are stupid asians of the pacific so we are all stupid.
4: sounga is stupider >>
nuu you are
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o.o;;;;;
DOOM STOP LYING!
... you stop lying
dudes.. 1: My dad is he person on the corner begging for food >>
2: the cpu shikki's mom was smashing was sounga's
3: shikki, miko and I are stupid asians of the pacific so we are all stupid.
4: sounga is stupider >>
nuu you are
that
s exactly why you're stupider
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*stuffs it in sounga's mouth* there ya go >>
Yay!!!
*watchs sushi's clone disguised as him eat it >.>*
Yay!!!
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o.o;;;;;
DOOM STOP LYING!
... you stop lying
dudes.. 1: My dad is he person on the corner begging for food >>
2: the cpu shikki's mom was smashing was sounga's
3: shikki, miko and I are stupid asians of the pacific so we are all stupid.
4: sounga is stupider >>
nuu you are
that
s exactly why you're stupider
>,>; CRAZY MAN XD
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o.o;;;;;
DOOM STOP LYING!
... you stop lying
dudes.. 1: My dad is he person on the corner begging for food >>
2: the cpu shikki's mom was smashing was sounga's
3: shikki, miko and I are stupid asians of the pacific so we are all stupid.
4: sounga is stupider >>
nuu you are
that
s exactly why you're stupider
>,>; CRAZY MAN XD
crazy person/maid/beast/uchiha/kazy/krazy/thingy thing!
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o.o;;;;;
DOOM STOP LYING!
... you stop lying
dudes.. 1: My dad is he person on the corner begging for food >>
2: the cpu shikki's mom was smashing was sounga's
3: shikki, miko and I are stupid asians of the pacific so we are all stupid.
4: sounga is stupider >>
nuu you are
that
s exactly why you're stupider
>,>; CRAZY MAN XD
crazy person/maid/beast/uchiha/kazy/krazy/thingy thing!
ALMOST RIGHT!
im Crazy, maid, Best with a A in it, Kazy, eve, Thingy thing!
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o.o;;;;;
DOOM STOP LYING!
... you stop lying
dudes.. 1: My dad is he person on the corner begging for food >>
2: the cpu shikki's mom was smashing was sounga's
3: shikki, miko and I are stupid asians of the pacific so we are all stupid.
4: sounga is stupider >>
nuu you are
that
s exactly why you're stupider
>,>; CRAZY MAN XD
crazy person/maid/beast/uchiha/kazy/krazy/thingy thing!
ALMOST RIGHT!
im Crazy, maid, Best with a A in it, Kazy, eve, Thingy thing!
*pulls a rope and the crazy maid falls into a pit of monkey poo*
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o.o;;;;;
DOOM STOP LYING!
... you stop lying
dudes.. 1: My dad is he person on the corner begging for food >>
2: the cpu shikki's mom was smashing was sounga's
3: shikki, miko and I are stupid asians of the pacific so we are all stupid.
4: sounga is stupider >>
nuu you are
that
s exactly why you're stupider
>,>; CRAZY MAN XD
crazy person/maid/beast/uchiha/kazy/krazy/thingy thing!
ALMOST RIGHT!
im Crazy, maid, Best with a A in it, Kazy, eve, Thingy thing!
... I'l just call you kave... and the place where they filmed the descent >.>
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o.o;;;;;
DOOM STOP LYING!
... you stop lying
dudes.. 1: My dad is he person on the corner begging for food >>
2: the cpu shikki's mom was smashing was sounga's
3: shikki, miko and I are stupid asians of the pacific so we are all stupid.
4: sounga is stupider >>
nuu you are
that
s exactly why you're stupider
>,>; CRAZY MAN XD
crazy person/maid/beast/uchiha/kazy/krazy/thingy thing!
ALMOST RIGHT!
im Crazy, maid, Best with a A in it, Kazy, eve, Thingy thing!
... I'l just call you kave... and the place where they filmed the descent >.>
what?
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Um, hi guys, I'm new here. How is everyone?
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i just thought of something... ATTACK NEJI!!! :twisted: *was last seen with tons of blood on him and a pile of salt covering him and he was screaming in a garbage dumpster* help... hm... let's try... :smt056 WHAT THE HELL??? oh =_=; that was the original itachi, i meant let's try... :orcass: FLASHING!!! =D
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i just thought of something... ATTACK NEJI!!! :twisted: *was last seen with tons of blood on him and a pile of salt covering him and he was screaming in a garbage dumpster* help... hm... let's try... :smt056 WHAT THE HELL??? oh =_=; that was the original itachi, i meant let's try... :orcass: FLASHING!!! =D
*appears on a TV news screen* And now, tonight's news. President Neji is now the prime suspect of the murder of itachiclone.
He was found dead without pants in the gutters of Teacup road. It was suspected that his lack of pants indicaded sexual assult, but as there is no further evidence of this, it was suspected that he was simply a poor fool mooning the wrong person. We will give you further details as they are known.
This is Hero Of Winds Mihamaru with the news. Back to you, doom.
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i just thought of something... ATTACK NEJI!!! :twisted: *was last seen with tons of blood on him and a pile of salt covering him and he was screaming in a garbage dumpster* help... hm... let's try... :smt056 WHAT THE HELL??? oh =_=; that was the original itachi, i meant let's try... :orcass: FLASHING!!! =D
*appears on a TV news screen* And now, tonight's news. President Neji is now the prime suspect of the murder of itachiclone.
He was found dead without pants in the gutters of Teacup road. It was suspected that his lack of pants indicaded sexual assult, but as there is no further evidence of this, it was suspected that he was simply a poor fool mooning the wrong person. We will give you further details as they are known.
This is Hero Of Winds Mihamaru with the news. Back to you, doom.
*appears on teh screen with a mask on* ok now... in other news, shikki has died for the millionth time today. Millions of peopel gathered around hsikki's dead body and celebrated. Then the police came and beat the **** out of them, and then pissed on shikki's body. That is all >.>
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And the world is safe once again. >>;
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i just thought of something... ATTACK NEJI!!! :twisted: *was last seen with tons of blood on him and a pile of salt covering him and he was screaming in a garbage dumpster* help... hm... let's try... :smt056 WHAT THE HELL??? oh =_=; that was the original itachi, i meant let's try... :orcass: FLASHING!!! =D
*appears on a TV news screen* And now, tonight's news. President Neji is now the prime suspect of the murder of itachiclone.
He was found dead without pants in the gutters of Teacup road. It was suspected that his lack of pants indicaded sexual assult, but as there is no further evidence of this, it was suspected that he was simply a poor fool mooning the wrong person. We will give you further details as they are known.
This is Hero Of Winds Mihamaru with the news. Back to you, doom.
*appears on teh screen with a mask on* ok now... in other news, shikki has died for the millionth time today. Millions of peopel gathered around hsikki's dead body and celebrated. Then the police came and beat the **** out of them, and then pissed on shikki's body. That is all >.>
*appears on screen with the zodiac symbol* now for the main story... miha's dead corpse was found at a train graveyard without his eyes it was said he was stabbed in the eyes and his hands were cut off and writeen in his blood near him was
DOOM WAS HERE
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i just thought of something... ATTACK NEJI!!! :twisted: *was last seen with tons of blood on him and a pile of salt covering him and he was screaming in a garbage dumpster* help... hm... let's try... :smt056 WHAT THE HELL??? oh =_=; that was the original itachi, i meant let's try... :orcass: FLASHING!!! =D
*appears on a TV news screen* And now, tonight's news. President Neji is now the prime suspect of the murder of itachiclone.
He was found dead without pants in the gutters of Teacup road. It was suspected that his lack of pants indicaded sexual assult, but as there is no further evidence of this, it was suspected that he was simply a poor fool mooning the wrong person. We will give you further details as they are known.
This is Hero Of Winds Mihamaru with the news. Back to you, doom.
*appears on teh screen with a mask on* ok now... in other news, shikki has died for the millionth time today. Millions of peopel gathered around hsikki's dead body and celebrated. Then the police came and beat the **** out of them, and then pissed on shikki's body. That is all >.>
*appears on screen with the zodiac symbol* now for the main story... miha's dead corpse was found at a train graveyard without his eyes it was said he was stabbed in the eyes and his hands were cut off and writeen in his blood near him was
DOOM WAS HERE
Mecome on I want to see the whether
Inner Maria: I want to see all of the blood from the murders
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And now shikkifujin with the weather.
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Neji and I go to a pub, get some fat 1/2 pound burgers, maybe a couple brews, or shits, depending on the dya, then we go and hook up with crazy killer girls like in that hostle movie but then we kill them and steal the candy from the little kids
MUAHAHAAHHAHAHAA :twisted:
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Neji and I go to a pub, get some fat 1/2 pound burgers, maybe a couple brews, or shits, depending on the dya, then we go and hook up with crazy killer girls like in that hostle movie but then we kill them and steal the candy from the little kids
MUAHAHAAHHAHAHAA :twisted:
And then you wake up without your kidney in a tub full of ice somewhere in southern Hunduras, and find out that Neji slipped you a mickey while you were drinking.
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i just thought of something... ATTACK NEJI!!! :twisted: *was last seen with tons of blood on him and a pile of salt covering him and he was screaming in a garbage dumpster* help... hm... let's try... :smt056 WHAT THE HELL??? oh =_=; that was the original itachi, i meant let's try... :orcass: FLASHING!!! =D
*appears on a TV news screen* And now, tonight's news. President Neji is now the prime suspect of the murder of itachiclone.
He was found dead without pants in the gutters of Teacup road. It was suspected that his lack of pants indicaded sexual assult, but as there is no further evidence of this, it was suspected that he was simply a poor fool mooning the wrong person. We will give you further details as they are known.
This is Hero Of Winds Mihamaru with the news. Back to you, doom.
*appears on teh screen with a mask on* ok now... in other news, shikki has died for the millionth time today. Millions of peopel gathered around hsikki's dead body and celebrated. Then the police came and beat the **** out of them, and then pissed on shikki's body. That is all >.>
*appears on screen with the zodiac symbol* now for the main story... miha's dead corpse was found at a train graveyard without his eyes it was said he was stabbed in the eyes and his hands were cut off and writeen in his blood near him was
DOOM WAS HERE
*Appers on the screen*
AND TODAY! It has been Confirmed that Xaos real nickname is "Male Item master"
Back to you, Miha! >__>
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Neji and I go to a pub, get some fat 1/2 pound burgers, maybe a couple brews, or shits, depending on the dya, then we go and hook up with crazy killer girls like in that hostle movie but then we kill them and steal the candy from the little kids
MUAHAHAAHHAHAHAA :twisted:
And then you wake up without your kidney in a tub full of ice somewhere in southern Honduras, and find out that Neji slipped you a mickey while you were drinking.
false, as i switched my drink with Jac's and me and Neji dressed him up like a Vietnamese working girl and dropped him/her off in Nicaragua
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i just thought of something... ATTACK NEJI!!! :twisted: *was last seen with tons of blood on him and a pile of salt covering him and he was screaming in a garbage dumpster* help... hm... let's try... :smt056 WHAT THE HELL??? oh =_=; that was the original itachi, i meant let's try... :orcass: FLASHING!!! =D
*appears on a TV news screen* And now, tonight's news. President Neji is now the prime suspect of the murder of itachiclone.
He was found dead without pants in the gutters of Teacup road. It was suspected that his lack of pants indicaded sexual assult, but as there is no further evidence of this, it was suspected that he was simply a poor fool mooning the wrong person. We will give you further details as they are known.
This is Hero Of Winds Mihamaru with the news. Back to you, doom.
*appears on teh screen with a mask on* ok now... in other news, shikki has died for the millionth time today. Millions of peopel gathered around hsikki's dead body and celebrated. Then the police came and beat the **** out of them, and then pissed on shikki's body. That is all >.>
*appears on screen with the zodiac symbol* now for the main story... miha's dead corpse was found at a train graveyard without his eyes it was said he was stabbed in the eyes and his hands were cut off and writeen in his blood near him was
DOOM WAS HERE
*Appers on the screen*
AND TODAY! It has been Confirmed that Xaos real nickname is "Item master"
Back to you, Miha! >__>
Funny >>
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i just thought of something... ATTACK NEJI!!! :twisted: *was last seen with tons of blood on him and a pile of salt covering him and he was screaming in a garbage dumpster* help... hm... let's try... :smt056 WHAT THE HELL??? oh =_=; that was the original itachi, i meant let's try... :orcass: FLASHING!!! =D
*appears on a TV news screen* And now, tonight's news. President Neji is now the prime suspect of the murder of itachiclone.
He was found dead without pants in the gutters of Teacup road. It was suspected that his lack of pants indicaded sexual assult, but as there is no further evidence of this, it was suspected that he was simply a poor fool mooning the wrong person. We will give you further details as they are known.
This is Hero Of Winds Mihamaru with the news. Back to you, doom.
*appears on teh screen with a mask on* ok now... in other news, shikki has died for the millionth time today. Millions of peopel gathered around hsikki's dead body and celebrated. Then the police came and beat the **** out of them, and then pissed on shikki's body. That is all >.>
*appears on screen with the zodiac symbol* now for the main story... miha's dead corpse was found at a train graveyard without his eyes it was said he was stabbed in the eyes and his hands were cut off and writeen in his blood near him was
DOOM WAS HERE
*Appers on the screen*
AND TODAY! It has been Confirmed that Xaos real nickname is "Item master"
Back to you, Miha! >__>
Funny >>
BREAKING NEWS!!!!
THE MALE ITEM MASTER JUST ACCEPTED HIS NAME!!!!!
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i just thought of something... ATTACK NEJI!!! :twisted: *was last seen with tons of blood on him and a pile of salt covering him and he was screaming in a garbage dumpster* help... hm... let's try... :smt056 WHAT THE HELL??? oh =_=; that was the original itachi, i meant let's try... :orcass: FLASHING!!! =D
*appears on a TV news screen* And now, tonight's news. President Neji is now the prime suspect of the murder of itachiclone.
He was found dead without pants in the gutters of Teacup road. It was suspected that his lack of pants indicaded sexual assult, but as there is no further evidence of this, it was suspected that he was simply a poor fool mooning the wrong person. We will give you further details as they are known.
This is Hero Of Winds Mihamaru with the news. Back to you, doom.
*appears on teh screen with a mask on* ok now... in other news, shikki has died for the millionth time today. Millions of peopel gathered around hsikki's dead body and celebrated. Then the police came and beat the **** out of them, and then pissed on shikki's body. That is all >.>
*appears on screen with the zodiac symbol* now for the main story... miha's dead corpse was found at a train graveyard without his eyes it was said he was stabbed in the eyes and his hands were cut off and writeen in his blood near him was
DOOM WAS HERE
*Appers on the screen*
AND TODAY! It has been Confirmed that Xaos real nickname is "Item master"
Back to you, Miha! >__>
Funny >>
BREAKING NEWS!!!!
THE ITEM MASTER JUST ACCEPTED HIS NAME!!!!!
*Sends it worldwide!* XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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I'm dead serious, it stops now.
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I'm dead serious, it stops now.
Okay. <__________________________________<;;;;;;
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I'm dead serious, it stops now.
Duh.
It's your birthday soon.
And with luck, Baluski will spend 50 gems for you...
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I'm dead serious, it stops now.
... you ruin our fun xaos >.<
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yes xaos ruins everything end of story
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yes xaos ruins everything end of story
ZOMG!!
MIKO IS ALIVE!!!!!
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yes xaos ruins everything end of story
Yes I do, now why did you bring back this topic? =\
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yes xaos ruins everything end of story
Yes I do, now why did you bring back this topic? =\
He posted in EVERY topic