Shinobi Legends Forum
Casual => Spam => Topic started by: Kaboom on July 27, 2009, 01:26:00 AM
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Watch it all the way through. It's worth it, trust me :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlLFNM_1o-8&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlLFNM_1o-8&feature=related)
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Omiguh! Yugioh!
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I refuse to watch it! >_>
What is it? >>;
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I refuse to watch it! >_>
What is it? >>;
It's a conversation between 2 characters from an anime called Orguss 2. Don't worry, nothing visually disturbing, just the funniest thing I've ever heard in an anime Lol :D
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Not Yugioh >.>;;
I just said that so anyone who hates Yugioh doesn't watch it and anyone who gets excited thinking it's Yugioh has their dreams crushed!
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I refuse to watch it! >_>
What is it? >>;
It's a conversation between 2 characters from an anime called Orguss 2. Don't worry, nothing visually disturbing, just the funniest thing I've ever heard in an anime Lol :D
Youtube won't work on my computer while I"m on the forums and AIM and MSN. >_>
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Ooh! Who are you chatting with? >.>
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I refuse to watch it! >_>
What is it? >>;
It's a conversation between 2 characters from an anime called Orguss 2. Don't worry, nothing visually disturbing, just the funniest thing I've ever heard in an anime Lol :D
Youtube won't work on my computer while I"m on the forums and AIM and MSN. >_>
Watch it when you can Lol I was looking at the governer Arnold flip out when I came across it :)
In case anyone wants to watch that too, it's also funny Lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSCBwczZ2gY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSCBwczZ2gY)
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Ooh! Who are you chatting with? >.>
Gaara. =D
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Ooh! Who are you chatting with? >.>
Gaara. =D
Ooh! Tell her I said hi.
And then ask why she kicked me off her friends list >_>;;
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Oh, she got a new SN. <<
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What? For MSN?
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Yeah.
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What does that have to do with anything?
Can you not talk to her now or something? >_>
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I can talk to her, I have the new one. <<;
She's just not on the old one anymore.
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I'm talking about SL friendlist >_>
Now ask! >:O
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OH.
I think she sold her account. >>;
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For cereal?
Make sure >_>
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[16:55] *****: Hiro says hi.
[16:59] *************: Hiiiiiiirrrrrroooooo!
[16:59] *************: Oh, yeah, say hi back.
She takes a while to reply. >>;
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I see >>;;
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She sold it.
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And not to me?!? >_>
Well, PM the new MSN account.
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She said if you want it, you have to have the balls to ask her yourself.
Well, not to you specifically, but she said in general for people who wanna talk to her...
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Well, point out to her that at the moment I have no way of asking her for it except through you, which is what I'm doing >_>;;
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XD
I'm kidding.
I sent it.
She likes you enough to let you have it. <<
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Ooh! Who are you chatting with? >.>
Gaara. =D
Ooh! Tell her I said hi.
And then ask why she kicked me off her friends list >_>;;
You mean on SL? >_> She got hacked.
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Her password was gaara wasn't it?
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XD
I'm kidding.
I sent it.
She likes you enough to let you have it. <<
Sweetness >_>
Ooh! Who are you chatting with? >.>
Gaara. =D
Ooh! Tell her I said hi.
And then ask why she kicked me off her friends list >_>;;
You mean on SL? >_> She got hacked.
Really?
Her password was gaara wasn't it?
Lulz.
And those are the three words that win all of those comments.
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All her accounts were. By Sharuto.
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damn o.o
what an ass
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For cereal.
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I know. <<
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I hope you're reading my PM now! >:O
It will forever change 1337.
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I read it.
Aren't you supposed to die now for using 1337? >_>
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No...
4. The word “the” will be spelled “teh.” The word “of” will be spelled “uv.” The word “my” will be spelled “mai.” Any form of “hello” (“hi,” “yo,” “hey,” “what up”) will be spelled “hai,” unless the form is “greetingz.” The word “your” will be spelled “yur.” The letter “u” NEVER works as a stand-alone word. Use of it in this way must result in a shunning for one hour. If nobody else posts within an hour, the next poster must make a comment insulting the poster before him/her.
8. Substituting numbers for words (“2” for “to” or “too”) must immediately be followed with a smack (in reality) or an instant shunning for the next twenty posts (on the Interwebz).
9. “Newbz” are helped, “noobz” (alternate spelling “nubz”) are hated. Use the words for the correct occasion. Follow rule 8 for anyone who uses the word “n00b” in a Leetspeaking zone.
THOSE are the only rules regarding using 1337, which is just what I call the lower form of speak. I haven't actually used any >_>
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Oh. I get it nao.
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Very gud.
For those who want to see what the current version looks like:
Hiro’s Guide to REAL Leetspeak:
DISCLAIMER: These rules only apply to English. One should not attempt to master them until they have a mastery of the English language. As such, many forum lurkers and other idiots who think that they are “1337” may NOT use it. So there.
Rules Regarding Grammar:
1. Leetspeak may only be used on the Interwebz (alternate spelling “Intarwebz”), which is where you are now. It doesn’t work in reality, unless you are with the rest of your friends with no life that find it amusing.
2. All sentences must start with a capital letter, have a subject and predicate, and end in punctuation. This punctuation may be substituted for an emoticon if desired. Any question will only have one question mark, but all exclamation may have as many exclamation points as desired. If the sentence falls under both categories, it must end in “?!?” or “?!?!?” or so on, starting and ending with a question mark.
3. Basic grammar remains pretty much untouched. What does change in Leetspeak, however, is the spelling and creation of new words. Verbs and adjectives also change, as well as possessive nouns, plural nouns, and other parts of speech.
Rules of Spelling (Nouns) in Leetspeak:
1. All plural words that end simply in “s” are replaced with “z.” If the original plural of the noun was “es,” it is replaced with “zez.” Plurals that are the same as the original word will have either “s” or “es” added to the end, depending on the final letter of the word. All other plurals are the same as in regular English. Words that end in “s” but aren’t plural are also changed to “z” as long as the second-to-last letter is a vowel and the last letter is a consonant.
EXAMPLES: Rock → Rockz, Box → Boxzez, Moose → Mooses, His → Hiz
2. If the word ends in “er” or “(a)ir,” change the ending to “aer.” If the word is plural, the ending becomes “aerz.” If the word ends in “ore” or “our,” change the ending to “oar.” If the word ends in “ove,” change the ending to “uv” (alternate spelling “uvv). Words that are three letters are not subject to this rule. If the word ends in “ow,” change the ending to “ao.”
EXAMPLES: Mover → Movaer, Chairs → Chaerz, More → Moar, Love → Luv(v), Now → Nao
3. If the letter “s” is in a word between two vowels, it is changed to “z.” If the letter “o” is between to consonants in a word with more than one syllable, it is changed to “u.”
EXAMPLE: Cheese → Cheeze, Word → Wurd
4. The word “the” will be spelled “teh.” The word “of” will be spelled “uv.” The word “my” will be spelled “mai.” The word “should” will be spelled “shud.” The word “good” will be spelled “gud.” Any form of “hello” (“hi,” “yo,” “hey,” “what up”) will be spelled “hai,” unless the form is “greetingz.” The word “your” will be spelled “yur,” and the word “you” can be spelled normally or as “yoo.” The letter “u” (as well as “ur”) NEVER works as a stand-alone word. Use of it in this way must result in a shunning for one hour. If nobody else posts within an hour, the next poster must make a comment insulting the poster before him/her.
5. Instead of using an apostrophe to denote possession, use the phrase “the ___ of the ___.” When using a possessive pronoun, normal English is used after spelling changes are made. Contractions must be broken up into two words, so apostrophes are only used in proper nouns, which aren’t changed into Leetspeak unless it still makes good sense.
EXAMPLE: The dog’s toys → Teh toyz uv teh dog
6. When spelling a word with a double consonant, add up to two more of the same consonant to the mass. Pronunciation is the same, if anyone actually wants to talk like this.
Adding extra letters is not necessary, but it denotes the importance of the word in the phrase.
EXAMPLES: Spelling → Spellling, Pudding → Pudddding
7. When questioning something someone has said, optional (and most favored) responses include “O RLY?” and “For cerealz?”
8. Substituting numbers for words (“2” for “to” or “too”) must immediately be followed with a smack (in reality) or an instant shunning for the next twenty posts (on the Interwebz). Use of “lol” will result in an instant shunning for the next thirty posts. “ROFLCOPTER” is acceptable, provided it is entirely in upper or lower case. “Lulz” is acceptable anywhere and in any capitalization.
9. “Newbz” are helped, “noobz” (alternate spelling “nubz”) are hated. Use the words for the correct occasion. Follow rule 8 for anyone who uses the word “n00b” in a Leetspeaking zone.
10. Swearing is not encouraging on most forums, but if it is, Leetspeaking is perfectly fine with it. To read about spelling swear words, highlight the empty white space at the bottom of the website. Swearing is used to emphasize points, reply to someone’s comment as a stand-alone response, or in other appropriate circumstances. It should never be used extensively.
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I think teh whole using a single number or letttter to take teh place of anything should be bannnned. >_>
Except for Q.
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Read rules 4 and 8! >_>
They cover those things. Other letters are okay, unless you were thinking of something else.
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I c wat u did thar.
Example ^ Would teh c be allllowed?
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Ah. I'll take care of it immediately >_>
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And what about That's...
What happens when it's That is since The ___'s = Teh _ uv teh _
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"That's" is a contraction, which is simply broken up >_>
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So would it be like That iz? >_>
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Yes.
As the final version will point out, "that" can only be changed to "taht" as a response, followed immediately by a word like "suckz" or "rockz."
Which is why you don't have to follow it, because I'm making it complicated >>;;
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Taht iz teh suckz.
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I knowz. Butt itt willll bee greatt.
And that last sentence showcases the new rule, where you can double the last letter if it doesn't change the phonetics =O
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For cerealz?
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Yepp. Itt addz varieteez.
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Kay then.
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This is going to be ridiculously complicated.
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It reallly willll.
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Gud thing we won't be following the rules >.>;;
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We get a pass to **** up as much as we want? >_>
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Duh. That'll be the last rule.
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Sweet.
We should use that power to mess people up and make them suffer the consequences.
New rule- any word with Q automatically gets you applesauce.
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I'll make a section for you in teh roolz:
Leetlulzing with Shikki: Spechul Roolz
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Yay. >>
But seriously, we need like a whole section about Q, because the Q is everything, and with the Q, the leetspeaking, and even the lulzing wouldn't exist.
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I know. Just make a list of random stuff like that to add in.
I'll finish the actually Leetspeak before doing them.
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We need to buy the internet.
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Nah, I reckon we just need to buy the 17% infested with 1337.
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But the 1337 is hidden in more than 17%, in subtle jokes, and etc. It's a plague, spreading to all corners of the internets. All 27 of them.
We'll need at least 18%.
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Kay.
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so, where do we get the money for that kinda endeavor?
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The cover of our book >.>;;
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We should just make a calender and sell it. >>;
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Between us, I think we've seen more than 12 pictures >.>;;
We could make TWO calendars!
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OR!
We can make one calender with 24 months! >_>
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*gasp*
Brilliant!
Acshuly, mine is smarterer. There will be two low-priced calendars, so people will think they're paying less.
And both get tax added, which goes to us once we buy the government.
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Yeah, but can we still make the 24 month one? >>
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Fine... for long-term investing pervs.
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Yay!
And we use the same picture for each month.
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Hehe, lulz.
Just make sure to plastic-wrap it so they can't find out.
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I will, and they get a tiny scaled sample pic on the back which isn't in the calender, which makes it look diverse.
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Sweetness >_>
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We have to have a complaints form inside too.
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For what? >_>
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So that people send em in when they discover they've got one picture, and then they get ignored. >>
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We can give them Doom's address!
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Why?
We open a P.O. box, and then we use the paper and envelopes for a bonfire.