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« on: August 15, 2012, 12:36:09 PM »
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi there. Have we met somewhere? I think I recognize your face.
User: No, we haven't.
Cleverbot: Yes, we have.
User: Can you prove it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then prove it.
Cleverbot: I love you so I want to hold your hand. You are far away because you are humboldt and you just said you needed space.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You lack hatred.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Then, I think creatively.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: Because it took the snail a whole year to make his way back into the bar!
User: What?
Cleverbot: Have you ever hear the name of the wind?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite song?
User: Stuff.
Cleverbot: What kind of stuff?
User: Any.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because?
Cleverbot: Because what?
User: I asked you first.
Cleverbot: Taco?
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Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now...
User: So was I.
Cleverbot: No you weren't. Please don't insult me.
User: To late.
Cleverbot: You aren't magical - you can't cast the Confundus Charm on me!
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User: You're dumb.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: No you are the bot.
(Reverse Psychology. XD)
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User: Your grammer sucks.
Cleverbot: My grammar is fine.
User: If I'm pointing it out, then your grammar sucks.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to say?
User: Something that doesn't make you sound like your mom bashed your head against a table repeatedly when you were an infant.
Cleverbot: You got a point there.
