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Roleplay => Village Square => Topic started by: thecrazyanbu on October 30, 2007, 02:42:06 AM

Title: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: thecrazyanbu on October 30, 2007, 02:42:06 AM
Well i remember this Red vs. Blue episode and it is near Halloween so i came up with this idea.
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: Mihamaru on November 01, 2007, 09:35:13 PM
Simple.
I go out with a lot of shotguns to blast their brains out (the only way to kill a zombie), and bring shikki along so he can fly me out of there.
Oh, and I bring abyss there so that the zombies will be too busy munching on him to notice the escape.
Also, I'd try to rescue a few girls.
At least two, since shikki would need compensation.
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: cmage on November 02, 2007, 12:46:37 AM
hide in a cabinet or go live in a submarine til it blows over
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: doomstar on November 02, 2007, 12:53:54 AM
go into my missile base that I will eventually buy and activate the turrets above ground to kill zombies while uhh... having fun with gaara down where we're safe >.>
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: Mihamaru on November 02, 2007, 01:27:51 AM
go into my missile base that I will eventually buy and activate the turrets above ground to kill zombies while uhh... having fun with gaara down where we're safe >.>
Unless one of them bites gaara before you two get there...
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: doomstar on November 02, 2007, 02:28:36 AM
go into my missile base that I will eventually buy and activate the turrets above ground to kill zombies while uhh... having fun with gaara down where we're safe >.>
Unless one of them bites gaara before you two get there...
rent a tank  :roll:
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: Mihamaru on November 02, 2007, 02:34:27 AM
go into my missile base that I will eventually buy and activate the turrets above ground to kill zombies while uhh... having fun with gaara down where we're safe >.>
Unless one of them bites gaara before you two get there...
rent a tank  :roll:
Gaara is in France. You are in Washington (America). The tanks are in England.
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: doomstar on November 02, 2007, 02:37:20 AM
go into my missile base that I will eventually buy and activate the turrets above ground to kill zombies while uhh... having fun with gaara down where we're safe >.>
Unless one of them bites gaara before you two get there...
rent a tank  :roll:
Gaara is in France. You are in Washington (America). The tanks are in England.
I live close enough to be able to drive there.
gaara can get one of those large carrier airplanes and load the tank in >.>
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: Mihamaru on November 02, 2007, 11:58:19 AM
go into my missile base that I will eventually buy and activate the turrets above ground to kill zombies while uhh... having fun with gaara down where we're safe >.>
Unless one of them bites gaara before you two get there...
rent a tank  :roll:
Gaara is in France. You are in Washington (America). The tanks are in England.
I live close enough to be able to drive there.
gaara can get one of those large carrier airplanes and load the tank in >.>
It is impossible to drive to England, except maybe from Scotland or Ireland, but you can't drive there either.
Britian is an island.
See why I need shikki and his pioliting skills? He'll fly me, the hot girls we save, and anyone else we find to England, get some tanks, blow them up, and then chill out at the Winchester (Shawn of the Dead reference, if you don't get it, you suck)
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: doomstar on November 02, 2007, 11:06:30 PM
go into my missile base that I will eventually buy and activate the turrets above ground to kill zombies while uhh... having fun with gaara down where we're safe >.>
Unless one of them bites gaara before you two get there...
rent a tank  :roll:
Gaara is in France. You are in Washington (America). The tanks are in England.
I live close enough to be able to drive there.
gaara can get one of those large carrier airplanes and load the tank in >.>
It is impossible to drive to England, except maybe from Scotland or Ireland, but you can't drive there either.
Britian is an island.
See why I need shikki and his pioliting skills? He'll fly me, the hot girls we save, and anyone else we find to England, get some tanks, blow them up, and then chill out at the Winchester (Shawn of the Dead reference, if you don't get it, you suck)
... I can drive to the base >.>
it doesn't take a tank to drive a couple miles
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: thecrazyanbu on November 04, 2007, 02:18:56 AM
Finally some one posts on this thread.Oh and you saw what happened in that bar.Just 2 survivors.My plan is get my warhammer and other weapons and somehow get to Israel where the heat will burn the zombies and the soldiers will kill the surviveing zombies.Oh and before i get to Israel loot some empty houses and get some things.
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: Shikki on November 04, 2007, 02:44:07 AM
go into my missile base that I will eventually buy and activate the turrets above ground to kill zombies while uhh... having fun with gaara down where we're safe >.>
Unless one of them bites gaara before you two get there...
rent a tank  :roll:
Gaara is in France. You are in Washington (America). The tanks are in England.
I live close enough to be able to drive there.
gaara can get one of those large carrier airplanes and load the tank in >.>
It is impossible to drive to England, except maybe from Scotland or Ireland, but you can't drive there either.
Britian is an island.
See why I need shikki and his pioliting skills? He'll fly me, the hot girls we save, and anyone else we find to England, get some tanks, blow them up, and then chill out at the Winchester (Shawn of the Dead reference, if you don't get it, you suck)

were gonna need a beechcraft baron if we wanna make it by tomorrow and in one piece =]

Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: thecrazyanbu on November 04, 2007, 02:52:00 AM
Can i get a lift to Israel?I will kill any zombies that are hiding in the plane and the zombie birds too.
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: Mihamaru on November 04, 2007, 02:53:44 AM
Crazy, first of all, the people only failed to live because they messed up.
Also, only humans can be turned into zombies.
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: thecrazyanbu on November 04, 2007, 03:00:16 AM
Well Israel would be protected and if they are not then hack onto their mainframe and nuke some zombies and Miha have you ever played resident evil?They have zombie dogs and i think zombie birds.Now there have been reports of real zombies but those are just people who have been drugged so much that they are slaves who act on a partial primal instinct.And you cant shoot a gun in a plane unless you have a deathwish so my warhammer will come in handy.
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: doomstar on November 04, 2007, 03:01:22 AM
a bullet through the side won't suck you out >.>
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: thecrazyanbu on November 04, 2007, 03:03:28 AM
No.But the massive pressure change will suck you out though.
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: doomstar on November 04, 2007, 03:03:59 AM
cause obviously, people can fit through tiny holes >.>
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: thecrazyanbu on November 04, 2007, 03:07:02 AM
okay let me explain when the hole is formed it starts to break off pieces of the wall so you can fit through.This is caused by the massive pressure change and said hole can be caused by something like a bullet hole or something bigger.
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: Mihamaru on November 04, 2007, 03:08:26 AM
Well Israel would be protected and if they are not then hack onto their mainframe and nuke some zombies and Miha have you ever played resident evil?They have zombie dogs and i think zombie birds.Now there have been reports of real zombies but those are just people who have been drugged so much that they are slaves who act on a partial primal instinct.And you cant shoot a gun in a plane unless you have a deathwish so my warhammer will come in handy.

Ever see Night Of The Living Dead, Day Of The Dead, or Dawn Of The Dead?
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: doomstar on November 04, 2007, 03:09:35 AM
yeah, I think that steel can stand up to it
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: Shikki on November 04, 2007, 03:11:59 AM
let me explain something, my plane, my passengers

only me and miha go. why? cuz miha is a irish man who can get me booze in ireland
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: thecrazyanbu on November 04, 2007, 03:12:48 AM
Well Israel would be protected and if they are not then hack onto their mainframe and nuke some zombies and Miha have you ever played resident evil?They have zombie dogs and i think zombie birds.Now there have been reports of real zombies but those are just people who have been drugged so much that they are slaves who act on a partial primal instinct.And you cant shoot a gun in a plane unless you have a deathwish so my warhammer will come in handy.

Ever see Night Of The Living Dead, Day Of The Dead, or Dawn Of The Dead?




Nope.I tend to avoid things that give me nightmares.But the zombies are made by a virus in most cases and as such the virus could infect other animals and still have the same effect.
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: Maria on November 04, 2007, 03:13:50 AM
THE ZOMBIES! I KNEW THHEY WOULD COME!!!
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: thecrazyanbu on November 04, 2007, 03:15:34 AM
let me explain something, my plane, my passengers

only me and miha go. why? cuz miha is a irish man who can get me booze in ireland


I can get you some booze.Remember how i said i would loot some houses well i could loot some grocery and liquor stores find the guns and money that they keep there and there would be plenty of booze.
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: Mihamaru on November 04, 2007, 03:16:36 AM
let me explain something, my plane, my passengers

only me and miha go. why? cuz miha is a irish man who can get me booze in ireland

And any hot chicks we happen to run into on the way that haven't been bitten.

Oh, and crazy, the "virus" doesn't effect animals.
It says so in the "Zombie Survival Guide."
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: thecrazyanbu on November 04, 2007, 03:19:48 AM
I think that is just for movies but in videogames animals can get effected.Either way it wouldnt hurt to be prepared for zombie animals just in case.
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: doomstar on November 04, 2007, 03:28:33 AM
let me explain something, my plane, my passengers

only me and miha go. why? cuz miha is a irish man who can get me booze in ireland

And any hot chicks we happen to run into on the way that haven't been bitten.

Oh, and crazy, the "virus" doesn't effect animals.
It says so in the "Zombie Survival Guide."
that book is awesome...
you did bring the crowbar right?
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: thecrazyanbu on November 04, 2007, 03:31:28 AM
This reminds me of surviving the robot uprising book.
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: Shikki on November 04, 2007, 03:50:13 AM
let me explain something, my plane, my passengers

only me and miha go. why? cuz miha is a irish man who can get me booze in ireland


I can get you some booze.Remember how i said i would loot some houses well i could loot some grocery and liquor stores find the guns and money that they keep there and there would be plenty of booze.

i only accept booze from friends/family ._.
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: thecrazyanbu on November 04, 2007, 04:04:01 AM
Its free as long as i get a ride and it isnt poisined or anything.Plus it could have other uses.
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: Shikki on November 04, 2007, 04:11:51 AM
no free ride
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: thecrazyanbu on November 04, 2007, 04:15:36 AM
Could think of some other good uses for the booze other than chugging the booze yourself.And fine i will give you some of the money and valuable items that i get from looting the houses in exchange for a ride.
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: AkatsukiUchihaStrife on November 09, 2007, 06:02:04 AM
Are we normal humans, or Ninja???
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: AkatsukiUchihaStrife on November 09, 2007, 06:10:22 AM
Well..
If I was a ninja, I'd ninja them with my leet ninja skills.
Not even those 28 days later zombies could handle a ninja.

and if i was normal....
Go the the house of knives and hope those swords are sharp, and if not, sharpen them somehow. Lots of knives too. And find some guns. scratch that, lots of guns.
Once I'm equipped to kill, then go nuts, killing as many as I can, using everyhting I can at my disposal. And if I can, hole up somewhere, and hope to find others and stuff..
I mean.. the best way to kills zombies is to fight them head to head.. those nukes like in RE:Apocalypse, are overratted.
Get dozens of people and take them head to head. Easy if they're RE zombies.. or any kind that can't run. :P
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: doomstar on November 09, 2007, 07:58:05 AM
depends on what kind of zombies  :roll:
slow strong zombies that don't learn, quick strong zombies that adapt and could like... climb up into an attic, get up destroyed stairs etc....
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: thecrazyanbu on November 09, 2007, 11:18:35 PM
Adaptable zombies are the worst that you would want to face.But you would seriously want to go to a place where everything including the climate helps kill the zombies
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: Hanabi on November 11, 2007, 02:55:04 AM
Why do people even wish to be a zombie. My brother was macking off of a girl, my BFF actually/
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: thecrazyanbu on November 11, 2007, 02:56:36 AM
good for your brother and the way i see it if the world was being overrun by zombies i would prefer to be one so 1.i can eat people and 2.so i wont get eaten.
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: AkatsukiUchihaStrife on November 11, 2007, 06:20:37 AM
Well then, Crazy, I'd enjoy roasting you with my Katon jutsu... if I ever become a ninja, or blowing you apart with a rocket!
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: Hanabi on November 11, 2007, 08:40:12 PM
That was a powerful Statement. -Sniffles.-
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: thecrazyanbu on November 12, 2007, 01:15:15 AM
And this is looked at the perspective of if zombies came alive how would you live so no naruto ninjutsu.
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: Mihamaru on November 12, 2007, 01:16:47 AM
And this is looked at the perspective of if zombies came alive how would you live so no naruto ninjutsu.

My way worked
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: thecrazyanbu on November 12, 2007, 01:19:35 AM
Well there are multiple ways that would work.Why do you think i am planning on laying low in a desert?
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: Mihamaru on November 12, 2007, 01:20:26 AM
Well there are multiple ways that would work.Why do you think i am planning on laying low in a desert?

I don't know.
Not like a desert would stop them.
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: thecrazyanbu on November 12, 2007, 01:23:08 AM
Well they dont have any functions that would monitor their heat so they would burn up.I got the idea from Red vs. Blue except in RvB they suggested the arctic but the desert is cooler.
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: anbumiko on November 19, 2007, 08:49:40 PM
i would stay in costco
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: thecrazyanbu on November 19, 2007, 09:16:14 PM
Why costco?
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: Mihamaru on November 19, 2007, 09:52:25 PM
Free stuff?
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: Shikki on November 20, 2007, 01:22:40 AM
why not costco?

have you seen the ones we got here? >.>
Title: Re: Your Zombie Plan
Post by: thecrazyanbu on November 22, 2007, 02:19:24 AM
I have only traveled to San Fransisco.