Shinobi Legends Forum
Roleplay => Village Square => Topic started by: thecrazyanbu on September 10, 2008, 12:42:16 AM
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well im board so i made this.
You are being hunted by a large hunting party in a large tropical jungle filled with giant bugs,vicious animals etc.
you are armed with a hunting knife,lighter,binoculars, and some spare fluid. you know that there are other people being hunted in the jungle too.
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Are there fun and games? <.<
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Burn Baby Burn!
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Are there fun and games? <.<
do you have everything we want? >>
and do you know all the names? >>
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sure. <.<
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aww no tanks
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Um... you can have anything you want >_>
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now im gonna go find a pool full of ice cream. :D
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Um... you can have anything you want >_>
and he knows all the names >>
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*found the ice cream pool* :D
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:twisted: I hate jungles! -Glances around lazily-
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:twisted: I hate jungles! -Glances around lazily-
aww, thats why your no fun xDDD
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besides when you insult the jungle it comes to life and tries to kill you.
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:o first of all how did i get in the jungle? second, there are large bugs??? ahhh!!!
so... i would probly domesticate the largest of the tigers and have it kill all the things that try to kill me
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Hey dudes I brought Twister!
Who wants to play?
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besides when you insult the jungle it comes to life and tries to kill you.
the jungle has rabies xD 8)
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you cant prove that.although the panda bear behind you seems to have rabies.
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*Makes the Panda play twister with him*
Left foot/paw red!
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but if the panda loses twister than he has a habit of mauling who ever won.
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That's why you're playing with me.
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ooo whoever gets mauled shares the rabies :D
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That's why you're playing with me.
im not.the rabid panda is.
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That's why you're playing with me.
im not.the rabid panda is.
*makes him play with the panda iceslayer*
now you are >>; <<; >>;
now you could get rabies XD :o
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That's why you're playing with me.
im not.the rabid panda is.
*makes him play with the panda iceslayer*
now you are >>; <<; >>;
now you could get rabies XD :o
Wait... am I the Panda now? SWEET!
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your playing with a rabid chimpanzee.
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*Loses, then eats the Chimp* Does this mean I win <<
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you won some rabies.
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Yes! Im a Panda with double Rabies!
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awww i wanna win something ;)
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Hey everyone...were are the monkeys i want to take one home :D
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awww i wanna win something ;)
give you a grenade with the pin pulled out. here
Hey everyone...were are the monkeys i want to take one home :D
past that tree and beware because they like enjoy to maul people.
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I wanna Granade to!
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you got rabies though
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Can't I have both? Plus if your lucky I'll share my rabies with you.
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thats okay. and 1 prize per person.
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*Starts walking up to you, glaring and growling* Well, time for your prize!
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*beats you back with anti rabies spray* i already got my prize. *eats a cookie*
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*throws the grenade at the one with rabies* :twisted:
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*Explodes, covering the forest in rabies!* Take that! :twisted:
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*Explodes, covering the forest in rabies!* Take that! :twisted:
*is covered in rabies!* woo!!! yay! :twisted:
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*isnt covered in rabies.*
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*isnt covered in rabies.*
*god mods so that he is* 8)
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*god mods the god modder into a cage match with chuck norris* enjoy.and i have an immunity. >.>
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*Magical reforms and runs to the cage match* CHUCK NORRIS!!!
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good luck fighting the most annoying god modder in the game.
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good luck fighting the most annoying god modder in the game.
who is the most annoying god modder?
*god mods and shoots chuck norris* <_<
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*Jumps and takes the bullet for Chuck Norris*
No!!!
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*laughs as he is shot*
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A shadow jumps from tree to tree. "Great, just great..." the shadow wispered in a voice that was distinctly feminine. "First I'm trapped with that crazy clown, then I wind up in a jungle with idiots, and most likely the clown is here too..." it said, glaring at the three males and Chuck Norris. "I could take the idiots down, but not without attracting Chuck Norris' attention...hmm...". A knife suddenly was thrown at one of the males (crazy).
(Note: I'm not saying you three are idiots, it's just that is how my character talks about other people that she doesn't know)
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*Is not only shot, but is now stabbed as well*
Anything for you mister Norris!
*Dies* X.x
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but bullets dont even affect chuck norris. and thanks for being a human meat shield ice. >.>
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*takes out a rocket launcher and blasts a missile towards chuck norris*
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but chuck norris defuses missiles by looking at them.
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but chuck norris defuses missiles by looking at them.
aww damn man!! *chops chuck norris's head off*
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*watches kisames beheading tool break without touching chuck norris* :shock:
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Fool! Chuck Norris can't be killed...
*Can see his death appearing in the news tomorrow*
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xD yeah lol
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Fool! Chuck Norris can't be killed...
*Can see his death appearing in the news tomorrow*
wait did they mention that your wallet and any other valuables were missing?because that wasnt me. >.>
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*opens a newspaper reporting chuck norris's death* >> << >>
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hey can i read that copy of the national enquirer when you are done?
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yeah sure *finishes the paper then hands him it*
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apparently bill gates got his ideas from aliens according to the paper.
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He did not! We would never share our knowledge with him!
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he did, i tells ya!! xD
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He stole it!
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from who? :o
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The Aliens
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*fake gasps* aliens?!
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Yes. My people were attacked by him
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i say we kill the aliens!! :D
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i say we kill the aliens!! :D
I say we Kill all humans
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i say we kill the aliens!! :D
I say we Kill all humans
how could you?! you must be an alien
*pulls out a mac 10 and shoots you dead*
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i say we kill the aliens!! :D
I say we Kill all humans
how could you?! you must be an alien
*pulls out a mac 10 and shoots you dead*
I'm already dead...
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oh my...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU!!!???
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a ghost?anyway back to the jungle this is getting a bit out of hand.
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I am the ghost of RP's past...
Who haunts this Jungle
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*gets the ghostbusters*
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*Dances as the theme song plays* I love this song
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*dances with a gorilla*
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*accidently shoots the gorilla with the ray gun*
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*accidently shoots the gorilla with the ray gun*
*accidently eats you*
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*was accidently mixed up with a giant laxative* >.>
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*has diarrhea?* :shock:
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explosive acidic diarrhea.and it has also taken on an unholy life of its own. >.>
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NOOOOO!!!! HOW CAN THIS BE????????!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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SHOOT THE EVIL WASTE. >.>
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NO DONT BE SOO CRUEL!!! :o
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but it burrows into people and controls them as human meat puppets. *watchs it slink into the sewer* well someone has to kill it *tosses kisame into the sewers* good luck :D
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I died to early
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*is tossed in the sewers* :cry: no one cares about me..
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*Takes over the body of the waste* ARGH!
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Nope, nobody does >>
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oh and kisame good luck fighting the sewer mutants too. *eats a coconut*
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*Walks all Zombie like towards him*
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oh and kisame good luck fighting the sewer mutants too. *eats a coconut*
s-s-s-sewer MUTANTS!?
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yeah the merciless flesh eating ones that like to slowly and painfully maul their prey.
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yeah the merciless flesh eating ones that like to slowly and painfully maul their prey.
Thanks for the Intro!
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thanks for paying me $20 for making the intro
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*Stroms after people in the sewer...*
Wait... why is there a sewer in the forest?
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uhhhhh YOU CANT PROVE ANYTHING *runs*
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*looks around*
Why are there Cameras and Camera men everywhere?
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*continues to run and shouts from the distance* your just seeing things.
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*jumps out the sewer then beats a cameraman with his own camera*
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*Pops out of a manhole all Monster like in front of Crazy*
This is big Monster! It is time to go... CRAZY!
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i consider this a declaration of war *calls over some people from the sanitation department who take ice away* see you later.
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Curse you!
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bye bye ice! *waves*
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*Can be heard as he is dragged away* I WILL BE CLEAN.... I MEAN BACK!!!
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thats what they all say.you have obviously never been to the sanitatations department. now back to hunting monkeys in the jungle >.>
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*eats a monkey* mmmm..taste like chicken :twisted:
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you ate one of the monkeys with the zombie virus though
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*turns into a zombie then takes a bite out of his arm* mmm..taste like barbeque chicken :twisted:
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you ate my laxative look-alike too.
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mmmm...laxative *drools*
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that will come out in 10 minutes.
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Was it liguid or solid laxitive?
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you dont want to know
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*fires some brown liquid from some random hole and watches as it comes out like a machine gun, aimed at thecrazyanbu*
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*dodges the liquid matrix style* YOU MISSED.
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dammit :evil:..more CURSES!!! MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!! :twisted:
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YOU SAID A BAD WORD *activates the nukes in the laxatives that you havent digested yet*
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*blows up* ...darn..
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i wouldnt want to be you right now.
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ugh... i dont feel too good...
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*Dymanic re-entry! As the sanitation man!*
Clean up on over there!
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HES BACK. GET THE POOP GUNS READY...THAT MEANS YOU KISAME. >.>
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*Makes it rain disinfectant!*
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*starts up the poop guns and puts them into overdrive mode* oh..darn...i dont think i should have done that...
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*holds out an army officer's saber in front of me* FIRE AT WILL AT SANITATION MAN. >.>
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*fires like a madman at the sanitation man*
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*Feeds the Poop gun soft cheese*
That should fix that
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THE GUNS JAMMED *shoves some laxatives down kisames throat* this should help
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I feel sorry for the poor kid now
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i may have to resort to mud slinging to win the battle.
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Bring it
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*chucks some mud at you*
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*Puts up an anti-bactiral shield*
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*destroys your shield with a minor fart*
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Ewwww
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*watches the mud hit you* I WIN.
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*Dies due to never having seen nor touched germs*
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another corpse for the jungle animals
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Or Pein ^^
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or my lunch.
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or my lunch.
filth..