Shinobi Legends Forum
Casual => Spam => Topic started by: IceSlayer on February 02, 2009, 01:06:43 AM
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Umm... I want this. (http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2008/07/alarm-clock-wak.html)
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Best...Invention...Ever!
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There is no link to actually buy it >.<
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I'm willing to sell Ice for one of these.
If they'll take him...
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ill sell ices soul for it.
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Wait... you found my soul? I've been looking for that since someone sold it when I was like 14!
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hopefully it can knock off the price of a bacon alarm clock
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I would never buy that.
Bacon is nasty.
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Kill the non Believer!
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Or just put him in the clock
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Good idea Fork.
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bacon is a philosophy on life.
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Bacon!
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I would never buy that.
Bacon is nasty.
Have you tried turkey bacon.
Me on the other had........ BACONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nu! Spider Pig!
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Bacon monsters unite!!
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I just don't like bacon. Turkey Bacon included.
Turkey Jerky however is delicious.
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what about canadian bacon. and i havent had jerky in ages.
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Canadian Bacon is the best, and it is impossible to find good Jerky here.
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Im gonna be a bacon connoisseur when i grow up lol
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Make your own jerky
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Hell no, I'm not that... ummm... opposite of Lazy!
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motivated
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Haha, thanks Crazy!
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now gimme a cookie
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How about some Bacon?
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i had a bacon and sausage pizza today.
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But Bacon is PORK! *Gasps!*
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Canadian bacon = Ham.
Don't eat Ham.
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i do occasionally
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Wait, but the Jew Card has just been Broken!
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So?
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*Shrugs*
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Not a big deal ya know. >_>
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And?
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The waffles are getting away! >_>
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Wait, but the Jew Card has just been Broken!
there are different sects you know.
The waffles are getting away! >_>
we need to set up the maple syrup bear traps
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Can I have bacon on my waffles?
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no.
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Why not?
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I'm going to watch Dr. Phil! =D
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Since we're talking about Bacon Read This (http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/man_vows_to_eat_only_bacon_for.php)
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"No "tofacon" or any such horror" lol
Since we're talking about Bacon Read This (http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/man_vows_to_eat_only_bacon_for.php)
Hes gonna turn into a strip of bacon and die.
Canadian bacon = Ham.
Don't eat Ham.
I love ham as much if not more than bacon.
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I like some Ham.. though I prefer it fried... basically making it thick bacon lol
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Since we're talking about Bacon Read This (http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/man_vows_to_eat_only_bacon_for.php)
I like bacon as much as the next guy, but that man is obsessed.
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Nice.
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theres a guy called kosher 23 who apparently eats bacon. xD
I'm going to watch Dr. Phil! =D
DONT DO IT SHIKKI
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Por que no?
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dr. phil is EVIL
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Bald Headed malice
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of EVIL
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But he does make a good mirror when your in a pinch
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Some kid from my school was on it. ._.;
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really?
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Which is why I watched.
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How many issues did he have?
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Did he talk about his feelings?
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Was there a refreshments table
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They should replace Dr. Phill with a Bear.
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I missed it.
There are two episodes a day. I missed the one he was on, but I though that it was the same on the later one which is when I went to watch it.
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doh!
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Mhmm.
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well that makes sense.why did he go on?
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I'm not telling.
You'll find out my school. D=
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I wont, so tell me!
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I don't wanna. >_>
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but i hate Dr. Phil.hes really an electrician.
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I thought he was Mr. Clean in disguise
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No, he's the charmin bears master.
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until he got mauled by a bear
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I don't think so...
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but stephen colbert saved him.only to use him as target practice
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But Colbert couldn't hit the flat side of a barn.
How will he hit a target as small as Mr. Clean?
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he just has to believe
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Don't stop believing
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up and down the boulevard >.>
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BLINKING RED LIGHT! =D
I think that's bad... >_>;
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Only if you believe it's bad :O
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YOU NEED TO BELIEVE
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No seriously, I have one of those old ass mother boards, and the light on it is blinking...
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MOTHER!
Hey, look, I hit 500 posts, 1/36 of Shikki lol
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rounding up i have 5/18 of shikki. and if its anything like the 360 than it might indicate hardware failure
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Nah, the bulb is just old.
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that makes sense
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mhm
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Not really... <<
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it kind of does.although im horrible with computers.
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=O! My bag is talking to me.
It's telling me to re-use or recycle at a participating Borders store.
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I want the talking bag!
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NO! I PAID 14.71 FOR THE BOOK SO I COULD GET THE BAG!
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Give me the BAG! *Grabs it!*
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THE BAG IS A LIE
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the bag was in my pants.
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I don't care where it was, I want it!
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I already sold it on eBay.
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for pie?
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At least the bag can now be in worthy hands.
*Pets Baggy*
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Nah, I sold it in exchange for this awesome hat! =D
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is there a cat in it?
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Fortunately, no.
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those guys destroy houses
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I hate cats.
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I'm a dog person
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my best friends cat wants to burrow into my skull and use me as a human meat puppet
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So?
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Nah, I sold it in exchange for this awesome hat! =D
I just bought a awesome hat
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i wish i had a sombrero
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It was a sombereo, but when I was making sure it was in good condition, I found a bowler in it!
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did the bowler have a steel lining on it?
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Yup.
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and do you work for some gold obsessed terrorist?
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I am one.
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then all of the angles are covered
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Exactly.
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I'm a nacho-obsessed terrorist >.>
I even have my "WILL TERRORIZE FOR NACHOS!" sign!
For those who say I'm to white to be a terrorist: I'm good at terrorizing people. They're scared of me.
In fact, my whiteness MAKES me a terrorist!
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I'm a nacho-obsessed terrorist >.>
I even have my "WILL TERRORIZE FOR NACHOS!" sign!
For those who say I'm to white to be a terrorist: I'm good at terrorizing people. They're scared of me.
In fact, my whiteness MAKES me a terrorist!
Unfortunately, he's being serious. >_>
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Am I? >> << >>
Okay, maybe I am.
>_>;;
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I'm a nacho-obsessed terrorist >.>
I even have my "WILL TERRORIZE FOR NACHOS!" sign!
For those who say I'm to white to be a terrorist: I'm good at terrorizing people. They're scared of me.
In fact, my whiteness MAKES me a terrorist!
Unfortunately, he's being serious. >_>
what did you do to him? >.>
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I'm not gonna say, but....
It involved cheese, dog hair, and a whole lot of watermelon
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Yeah.
We had a nacho eating contest but them a dog ran through the park, and got hair everywhere so we just ate watermelon.
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thats cruel >.>
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How, you ask? >_>
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it must have been over ripe watermelons.and there was still dog hair in the watermelons
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Dogmelon!
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No, cantaloupe.
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Melon Collie.
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Wordplay success
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I know =O
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dogs are furry
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Shikki is furry
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Tis true.
I do get furry when I don't shave...
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how furry?
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>_> There's a reason Bigfoot is said to be in California
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it was more washington though.although i live in one of the top 5 states for bigfoot sitings >.>
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...nobody cares >_>;;
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but he stalks me .-.
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Sure >_>
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HES COMING FOR ME. WHERES THE SHOTGUN? >.>
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In your pants. Just don't pull the trigger.
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but how will i scare him off?
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Um... pretend that you have a knife >_>
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wait i need a link to dooms face.although i will need to destroy my monitor right after im done scaring it off
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That'd definitely work >_>;;
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although i would feel bad for bigfoot
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I would too, if he existed.
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Bigfoot is an endangered species!
how furry?
My sister said I looked like a werewolf. Some parts got to be a couple inches in length after a month... >_>;
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Your fingers?!? >_>
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Yeah. I cut one in woodshop, and didn't shave it, and it grew back!
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like a chameleon?
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No, like a potato.
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with atomic powers
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Uh, no. Just a potato.
But that means it grew at an odd angle!
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But I used the mug to cover the phone.
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Oh. Okay.
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Yeah so it's fine.
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What about the pincushion in the sycamore tree?
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it set it on fire
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What about the pincushion in the sycamore tree?
The porcupine retrieved the cheese and made it's way down the canyon.
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What about the pincushion in the sycamore tree?
The porcupine retrieved the cheese and made it's way down the canyon.
Wouldn't that cause the spontaneous crumbling of the mint buttertoast in the cardboard box?
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No, I added a lemon square to the rabbit's nest in the tree.
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Wouldn't that lead to the rebellion of the nacho cheese that Alfred left in the bungalow's garage on Wednesday?
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No, the cheese shot the sheriff, and got their right to shoot sheriffs with cannons.
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Are those the same cannons at the battle of Turkey Hill in the banana parlor of the monkey jungle treehouse against the ninjas of Southern but not Southmost Dakota?
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No, they're the J-47s, the ones used against the Bic Whiteout pens in the world of the living computers.
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Living Computers? Sounds like Bob let the key to the jail cell out into the sewer pipe where the big gator nests during winter.
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No, they're the J-47s, the ones used against the Bic Whiteout pens in the world of the living computers.
But then that leaves the west wing of the gazelle's crystal palace open for attack by the cold-toed wizards of NARNIA!
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Narnia is only in your wardrobe, though, eating all your pants and edible crackers. Be sure to spray some gnome-be-gone hairspray on your cow.
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My cow is already gnome-proof and fire-retardant.
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More like fire-retarded. Now go buy some mangoes and make me a pineapple smoothie.
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Go buy your smoothie in PG sports complex
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I work in a Pineapple factory!
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They make pineapples there?! O.o
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Living Computers? Sounds like Bob let the key to the jail cell out into the sewer pipe where the big gator nests during winter.
Yup, dude never knows when to count his chickens and take the eggplants for a spin.
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They make pineapples there?! O.o
Yes Fork, yes they do!
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LIES all LIES
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The Ironic thing is I am allergic to Pineapple
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Allergic to goodness?!
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Maybe...
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You should try one and see
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I don't like pineapple.
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QQ
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I never liked before I found out I was allergic
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Touchè.
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No I will not touch you Shikki
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I said it to Fork.
Why would anyone want you to touch them? >_>
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So they could experience pleasure like they have never felt before?
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you have just screwed me up even more.and pineapples are good.and they explode
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If you cook a watermelon on your stove, it will explode ;P
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Only if you don't cut it.
Pineapples only explode if you have the dude from Accepted.
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Exploding is fun, doesn't matter which fruit it is
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they all explode equally >.>
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Anti-segregation fruits
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Now I wanna blow something up, I should just chuck an Apple in the Microwave for 10 minutes
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I was cooking a taquito in the microwave, and the filling exploded out the end
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like a grenade
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I was cooking a taquito in the microwave, and the filling exploded out the end
I hate when that happens!
Same for pizza rolls. They never come out perfect like in those ads. Either they're too cold, or they spill out!
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For some reason nothing I cook in a microwave cooks evenly
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your a bad cook >.>
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I love the microwave, it's faster and doesn't burn things as easily. But you never get as great of a taste...
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Put an uncooked egg in the micro. <.< >.>
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Should I wrap it in Tin Foil?
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I don't think tin foil would add too much to the taste...
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But it would help the cooking process
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Like lightning
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Go egg! Use Chidori!
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Put an uncooked egg in the micro. <.< >.>
You have to overheat it. >_>
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put it in for an hour
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That's just wasting energy.
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I once glued a fire cracked to an egg, placed it outside, lit, and ran. >>;;; It was.. cool.
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Did you find any bits of the egg afterward, or were there no survivors?
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or dead survivors?
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I once glued a fire cracked to an egg, placed it outside, lit, and ran. >>;;; It was.. cool.
Dude, I've got a 20 pack of eggs, and a few fire crackers.
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Ever tried dropping a mento into a 2 liter bottle of coke?
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Diet coke you mean.
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Yes
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Old and boring
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Still entertaining when you're bored and have a few dollars to waste.
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The only problem is that the coke tastes nasty if you try and drink it afterwards
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There was an idiot trying to do it at my school once and he failed everytime
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I once glued a fire cracked to an egg, placed it outside, lit, and ran. >>;;; It was.. cool.
Dude, I've got a 20 pack of eggs, and a few fire crackers.
DO IT!!!
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The only problem is that the coke tastes nasty if you try and drink it afterwards
It's diet coke...
It DOES NOT have the same taste as coke.
Besides, Pepsi beats coke, unless it's Cherry Coke Zero.
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>_>
Sierra Mist.
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It's okay...
Don't drink Mountain Dew.
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Mountain Dew me, cap'n.
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The only problem is that the coke tastes nasty if you try and drink it afterwards
It's diet coke...
It DOES NOT have the same taste as coke.
Besides, Pepsi beats coke, unless it's Cherry Coke Zero.
diet sodas are... eww
and pepsi's a lot sweeter than coke
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Pepsi > Coke
Diet Pepsi < Diet Coke
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Cherry Coke Zero is good...
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Haven't had it
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dont like cherries
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A cherry hurt me in the eye once
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Poor you.
Did you hit the cherry in it's eye?
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for me it was because of pac-man >.>
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Only potatoes have eyes >.>
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That's what they want you to think.
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And only corn has ears!
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LIES
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Oh, but it is so!
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Nope.
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Alas, I have been decieved... again
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Mhmm... Tis a shame as to how the short are treated as of late.
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Yes, tis. Would you like a spot of tea my good man? I have some fish and chips that go ever so well with it
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just sheperds pie for me
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Yes, tis. Would you like a spot of tea my good man? I have some fish and chips that go ever so well with it
Just no Fork...
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Just YES!
Fish n chips n sheperds pie all the way
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That yes, but the Tea no.
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Yes, tis. Would you like a spot of tea my good man? I have some fish and chips that go ever so well with it
NO thank you kind sir, I've been meaning to try this new phenomenon called "Starbucks...". Apparently, they make Coffee! What a trivial idea if I do say so myself.
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they shall never be a complete business
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Good day old chap.
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hello ol' chum
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What the ****? >_>
I don't want no fish.
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not even sushi?
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I hate all Seafood...
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but its from the sea
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Yeah, fish... make babies and poop/pee in the sea.
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So do you Ice, but you don't hear us slander it all across the forums
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I don't do it in the sea... people just dump it in there.
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Come on, don't lie
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I don't... often <<
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While checking into the hotel, I made an 'old' joke about my dad, and the clerk asked him if he wanted a broom closet to put me in
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Dude that is not kewl, bamn old people defending each other.
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While checking into the hotel, I made an 'old' joke about my dad, and the clerk asked him if he wanted a broom closet to put me in
A hotel!?! >_>
Was it for a tournament, or are you out of town?
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remember always attack a guys groin to take them out quickly if you are in a fighting tournament