Shinobi Legends Forum
Casual => Spam => Topic started by: Uchiha Sasuke on July 23, 2011, 04:13:04 PM
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Got an idea where it's headed? Post, discuss, explain your theories. I'd love to hear.
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So here's the big, climactic twist: Sasuke never existed and was merely a figment of Naruto's imagination. >_>
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So here's the bigger twist.
Naruto doesn't exist and it's all just a story Jiraiya is writing.
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Nah. Not enough naughty bits to be any work of Jiraiya's.
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That's the twist! Jiraiya isn't actually perverted!
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Ooh. Good one.
But actually, I believe that Madara wins. And then it ends. >_>
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I believe, that Madara never really existed.
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There you go with your goddamn commas again.
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I, like, commas.
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Remember what I said about them. >_>
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I know.
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So don't make me kill your family. >_>
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Start with my son. >_>
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Oh, you're a clever b******. >_>
Back on topic now, though.
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Hmmmmmmmm... Everyone dies, but they are revived with the Kyuubi's chakra somehow, and that's the end of the tailed beasts.
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And right now, zombie Itachi tells Naruto about the jutsu that he placed inside him which he can use against Sasuke. >_>
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And then Naruto ignores it completely and relies on the power of love!
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AND SAKURA'S ACTUALLY A MAN IN DISGUISE
NARUTO MUST DEFAULT TO HINATA
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THERE WAS NO OTHER CHOICE ANYWAYS
SAKURA WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDN'T GET REVIVED
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WUTCHU TALKIN' 'BOUT
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I'M TALKIN' BOUT THE FACT THAT SAKURA DIES IN A WAY THAT SHE CAN'T COME BACK
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WHEN
NEJI ZOMBIE DIDN'T GET HER
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LATER THOUGH
SHE GETS KILLED
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I ASSUME THIS IS ALL IN YOUR PREDICTION
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YUP
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Mmkay.
Anyways, you're slowing down my Pokayman-ing.
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NEVER TOLD YOU TO STOP
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WELL I AM
POSTING, THAT IS
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KAY THEN
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I meant more along the lines of with the prophecy between Kyuubi, and Madara.
Sasuke had lost it over what Madara stated after letting it sink in. After receiving Itachi's eyes, and getting into a battle with Konoha, Naruto is pushed over the edge and Kyuubi is released. Since the prophecy was the uchiha was the one to seal away Kyuubi, Sasuke will be the one to end up sealing it away with the last ounce of his vision. He will go blind in the end, and madara will be finished off by Naruto.
Sasuke will be brought home, but he will be blind for the rest of his life. Sakura will be his caretaker >_>
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Nahhhhhhhhhh.
Sakura dies, Sasuke still goes blind, but ends up all alone.
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Nahhhhhhhhhh.
Sakura dies, Sasuke still goes blind, but ends up all alone.
I can't honestly see Sakura dying.
I became quite fond of the attitude of her being the medic nin and the fact she can actually pack a punch.
...and I can't see him being alone as he still has the restoration of the Uchiha clan in play. He's a blank canvas as Itachi's stated, but he was driven far over the edge...
I really can see SasuSaku at the end for clan restoration <_<;
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I meant more along the lines of with the prophecy between Kyuubi, and Madara.
Sasuke had lost it over what Madara stated after letting it sink in. After receiving Itachi's eyes, and getting into a battle with Konoha, Naruto is pushed over the edge and Kyuubi is released. Since the prophecy was the uchiha was the one to seal away Kyuubi, Sasuke will be the one to end up sealing it away with the last ounce of his vision. He will go blind in the end, and madara will be finished off by Naruto.
Sasuke will be brought home, but he will be blind for the rest of his life. Sakura will be his caretaker >_>
Well Naruto did say that if him and Sasuke fought they would both die. And I don't know, I think if the Kyuubi gets released, then Madara will capture it, and we might get a chance to see the ten tails. Then Sasuke might realize there are more important things of concern then destroying Konoha and realize he has to fight Madara too.
Oh and I think Orochimaru will eventually turn his attention to killing Madara as well.
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...Kabuto. >_>
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...Kabuto. >_>
He doesn't deserve to be called that. Kabuto couldn't pull off an Edo Tensei if he tried. It's Oro's skin cells doing all the work yo O.O
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Kabuto's a pro. Orochimaru is a Michael Jackson wannabe.
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Kabuto's a pro. Orochimaru is a Michael Jackson wannabe.
Yes, the guy who can summon giant snakes and bring the dead back to life....wants to be a dancing pop star -__-
Oro is the only reason Madara isn't getting his butt handed to him in this war right now.
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Madara beats Sasuke beats Itachi beats Orochimaru. Lolwut. >_>
And everyone knows that Orochimaru's a pedophile.
(http://pic.tenmanga.com/comics/16855/173556/a8aa681aaa4588a8dbd3b42b26d59a1a.jpg)
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Madara beats Sasuke beats Itachi beats Orochimaru. Lolwut. >_>
Orochimaru summons Itachi, several past Kages, Nagato, past Jinchuriki, Kimimaro, etc.... Without him, the war would be Madara and Zetsu vs everyone else. That's what I meant.
And everyone knows that Orochimaru's a pedophile.
Oh that's what you meant. I didn't know MJ was a pedo :o I thought he didn't get convicted or something?
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Yeah, we'll never know for sure. But that's been a joke since I was like... 5. >_>
And Orochimaru NEEDED Kabuto or he would have died. He was just a walking corpse without the energy to control so many Edo Tenseis.
But anyways, back to Pokaymanz.
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Yeah, we'll never know for sure. But that's been a joke since I was like... 5. >_>
And Orochimaru NEEDED Kabuto or he would have died. He was just a walking corpse without the energy to control so many Edo Tenseis.
But anyways, back to Pokaymanz.
I agree, Kabuto does kick soupers. He beat up Tsunade pretty good. Kabuto Oro fusion is good though. Orochimaru was coughing up blood and screaming in pain most of the time in his old body.
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I think that Madara will use his secret weapon to catch the nine tailed fox...the master ball. Then he get's mugged in an alley and dies.
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No.
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*gets.
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I didn't even bother reading what he put. >>;
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Because you're laaaame.
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I just don't care.
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Riiiiight.
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Ask your mom.
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Will do.
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Mkay.
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Morning post count get.
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Same.
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You need them more than me. >_>
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I do.
I need... 1-6 am.
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Yep. Although they seem to be off, because my 4 AM posts were put under my 2 AM posts.
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Really?
What time offset are you using?
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I think -6. The forum time is only off mine by an hour.
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That's weird.
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I won't worry about it, though.
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Kay.
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TWO IN THE AM PM
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I WANT TACQUITOS
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THERE'S NO C IN THAT, I BELIEVE
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I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT
I HAVEN'T HAD ANY IN SUCH A LONG TIME I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THE SPELLING ON THE BOX/MENU THINGIE IS
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I HAVEN'T HAD ONE SINCE I WENT OVER TO THIS KID'S HOUSE AND RAIDED HIS FRIDGE
WE HAD JUST GOTTEN LIKE TWO FEET OF SNOW AND FORK AND I WALKED TO OUR FRIEND'S HOUSE TO GO SLEDDING BUT HIS MOM WAS LIKE "HE'S OVER AT BLAH BLAH BLAH'S PLACE" SO WE WALKED OVER THERE AND INVITED OURSELVES IN AND ATE THE TAQUITOS
WE DIDN'T KNOW HIM VERY WELL AT ALL AT THE TIME
I'M NOW REALLY COOL WITH THEIR WHOLE FAMILY, PRETTY MUCH
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MY FRIEND'S MOM LOVES ME FOR HELPING HER COOK DINNER ONCE
WAS THE FIRST TIME I ACTUALLY TALKED TO HER TOO
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I STARTED HANGING WITH THE ONE KID IN PHYSICS CLASSES
OUR LAST NAMES WERE SIMILAR SO WE PRETENDED TO BE COUSINS AND IT PISSED THE TEACHER OFF BECAUSE HE HATED BOTH OF US
THEN HIS YOUNGER BROTHER JOINED THE CROSS COUNTRY TEAM SO I HUNG OUT WITH HIM
AND I HELPED HIS DAD INSTALL A NEW KITCHEN COUNTER TOP SO YEAH
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THERE WAS ONLY ONE KID IN PHYSICS CLASSES?
I NEVER HAVE ANY ONE WITH A SIMILAR LAST NIGHT, BUT EVERYONE THINKS I'M RELATED TO ONE OF THE KIDS I CAN'T STAND
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NAH, THE KID IN MY PREVIOUS POST
WE HAD LIKE 30 KIDS IN THE PHYSICS CLASS AND SOMEHOW AVERAGED 4.1 ON THE AP TEST
AND HAHA, YOU WROTE "NIGHT"
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OH
NICE
AND I WAS TIRED, I STILL AM FOR SOME REASON
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FOR SOME REASON I WOKE UP AT 9 TODAY
THIS IS AFTER A WEEK OF WAKING UP PAST 2 PM
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I've been waking up at 8:32 precisely for the past three days, regardless of when I go to sleep.
I check my phone, and then roll back over and try to sleep, but then I end up just getting up a couple hours later.
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Woke up at 11 today. Went back to sleep, woke up at 2.
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Didn't get out of bed until 1 today.
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Notice how I woke up at 2. That clearly wins.
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Went to sleep at like... 3 or 4.
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I went to sleep at 3, though I was in bed at 2.
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I was on my laptop at 2.
Turned it off at 3.
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I was listening to ridiculous music. >_>
Namely Equestria Girls.
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I was watching Pokemon after seeing nothing good on Netflix.
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You always do that.
Have you watched all the Pokemon movies on Netflix?
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Not yet.
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Then there is obviously something good on Netflix.
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I meant something that was new and that I really wanted to watch.
I've seen like the first 7 pokemon movies already.
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THEN WATCH THEM AGAIN.
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LATER
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I'm on the same day as Miha for login time. >_>
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Mkay then.
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I'VE BEEN LOOKING IN YOUR WINDOWS
AND DRESSING IN YOUR CLOTHES
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DID YOU CLIMB IN MY WINDOWS?
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Nah, just peeking. I came through the front door in order to get your clothes.
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Well, thank you for not climbing in my windows.
It usually leaves marks and whatnot that are hard to get out.
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Yeah, it also leaves fingerprints. And sometimes t-shirts.
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Yeah, those are the worst because the birds go after them.
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Not to mention the bees.
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And the worms.
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They can't climb buildings.
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OR WON'T?!
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Can't.
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Ah, just checking.
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WHY
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BECAUSE I LIKE CHECKS
ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY HAVE LARGE SUMS OF MONEYS TO BE DEPOSITED INTO MY ACCOUNT
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OKAY THEN
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I WANNA PLAY MONOPOLY NOW
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Find an online version and I'll play with you. >_>
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Kay.
I cheat though, so I don't know how that'll work online. >_>;
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IT WON'T. >_>
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DAMMIT
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I'm going to go do my Portal 2 speedrun. I'm trying to get under 2 hours.
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ENJOY
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WILL DO
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KAY
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WELL THAT WAS PRETTY FAR OFF
2:46:39.
But I only made like 15 minutes' worth of errors at most and expert players shouldn't be able to shave too much time off. I was blazing through those levels. >_> I think getting under 2 hours is impossible.
That being said, I included the long into and credits, and there are lots of cutscenes and things that can't be skipped. So my actual playing time was probably flirting with that border.
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Count playing time only.
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That's not how I roll. Or how it's supposed to be counted.
But apparently some people discount loading screen time, which is about 3 minutes for the entire game in my estimate, and they stopped their clock when they shoot the last portal. So I included maybe 4 extra minutes of credits. So -7 minutes puts me at 2:39. The fastest non-trick time is 2:02 as far as I can tell, the fastest time with tricks is like 1:36, and the fastest time with glitches is even faster than that.
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Some people have no lives.
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Someone beat Portal in under 10 minutes. In comparison, I'd be starting test 3/11.
They use like 20 glitches, and apparently one has to be "pixel-perfect."
Who the hell finds these things?
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People with no lives?
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Yuus. Which isn't me. >_>
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You sure?
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70% sure.
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That's almost 71%!
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Which is almost the percentage of water on Earth's surface!
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Which is the majority!
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Okay.
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Yako.
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Taco.
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My friend doesn't like tacos.
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What about taquitos?
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Dunno.
Literally stopped talking to him.
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Kind of rough, dude. >_>
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Nah, it was after midnight anyways.
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Oh. I thought you meant permanently. >_>
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No, just like I stopped talking to him again just now.
But this time he got boring.
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Kay then.
So I really need a PC, akshuly. I found this Portal 2 level editor that comes with the game on Steam but it only works on PCs.
I WOULD MAKE THE BEST LEVELS EVER
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HAHA
Dude, just get a really cheap HP, and customize it for better graphics and more RAM.
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I might just use my Netbook once I wipe it. It shouldn't suck too much. I just need a mouse.
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That works.
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Yep. So I'll have two computers at college.
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I see.
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So I won't need a backup HD.
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Kay.
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And Ima get that iPhone.
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I've got a week to get my Evo.
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Nice.
I was gonna have to wait until I turned 18, but I convinced my grandma to shoulder the costs. She's really into technology, so it worked. She actually gave me crap for not getting a Droid like her, though. >_>;;
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I'd like to meet her one day.
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As a heads-up, she is so left-wing it irritates people with the same political views. >_>
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I'll out left-wing her.
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She thinks Germany's soccer team is racist because they only have one black person in their starting eleven. We once went to Spain and we met this really nice lady but my grandma hated her simply because she seemed like a Republican. Except she was Canadian. >_>
She thinks the Democrats are doing everything right in Congress and that the Republican party should be abolished.
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Nice.
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>_>
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What?
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<_<
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Smilies are for people without boats.
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...
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STOP THAT.
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