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Casual => Spam => Topic started by: KayentaMoenkopi on July 31, 2016, 07:43:26 AM

Title: IC Super Duper Outrageous Claimed Powers
Post by: KayentaMoenkopi on July 31, 2016, 07:43:26 AM
SO...figured it was time to quantify my powers some...as I think of them and thought others might have a few claims that would be fun to see too.
Meh...could be fun?

Like...

Can hold breath nearly forever cause of all the diving for clams she did and breath control training.

Can bite through the Strongest Shield with my teeth due to all the Yapping workouts I get arguing over stupid shit. Jaws of steel now and so forth.
Title: Re: IC Super Duper Outrageous Claimed Powers
Post by: Eric on July 31, 2016, 03:03:31 PM
Eric can live the life of a missing ninja with the mind of a politician and a thief in the night. Must be that smexy thing that he does with his hair.  8)

Oh, and his shadow imitation works in the dark just as well as it works in well lit areas. He can touch anything in any shadow even remotely associated with his own using the Associative Property of Ninjutsu. He can also use his Yang release transformation technique as a sage mode form.
Title: Re: IC Super Duper Outrageous Claimed Powers
Post by: Becquerel on August 01, 2016, 06:38:06 AM
Becquerel's got the shiniest body, which means that all jutsu and attacks are reflected off of its surface while also being blinded, even if though jutsu don't have eyes. For jutsu that do have eyes, they get double-blinded.

Also, his head is the smoothest object in the world, meaning that he can glide along the ground at light-speed while balancing on his head because it would never have any friction.
Title: Re: IC Super Duper Outrageous Claimed Powers
Post by: KayentaMoenkopi on August 01, 2016, 08:15:29 AM
Neala has the ability to craft armor and weapons to do whatever she pleases, and can sew shut Nara Shadow Dimensions with her Shadow Limitation: Crewel Embroidery Jutsu. This locks it up tight from the outside trapping those inside till she feels like pulling her threads free to open it once again.
Title: Re: IC Super Duper Outrageous Claimed Powers
Post by: Eric on August 01, 2016, 05:15:20 PM
Jestar can use his byakugan and raiton to create Kotoamatsukami without the blinding effect. He can also turn into a tiger-dragon creature that eats children for its power.


Eric can also get kunoichi pregnant just by writing about it in the Konoha Library. Not suprisingly he was banned from writing anything ever ever ever ever in the Konoha Library.
Title: Re: IC Super Duper Outrageous Claimed Powers
Post by: KayentaMoenkopi on August 01, 2016, 09:26:29 PM
Kayenta is relieved that Eric is banned from writing in the Konoha library. Incidentally, so are:
Yugito who retains all the powers of her bijuu.
Neala who has two lives that in no way interact with each other.
Istalri who can stop chakra from working when she is ticked off.
Nayeli who travels through space and time without it being a space time preventable event.
Tai who turns souls into power for her to weild.
Sorcha who controls bees for wonderous deeds untold.
Reseda who can make Ice flames.
Osa who charges whatever she wants for booze and no one complains while running her black market baby ring. Well, maybe she is sorry Eric can't publish at the library now that I think of it. It cuts into her profits.
Title: Re: IC Super Duper Outrageous Claimed Powers
Post by: Eric on August 01, 2016, 11:41:37 PM
Rita can:

~ Sing a lullaby that can put even Uchiha to sleep

~ Use her chakra sensory to detect anything, everything, and all, as long as she is in battle.

~ Command Eric to do things, summon him, and even shadow possess him when he's off guard.

~ Eat the Nara Clan deer without penalty.

~ Command Pyro Hito.

~ Alter the rules of life and death to suit her needs.

~ Gloat about having Rare's goal of human-dragon hybrids solved without even picking up a pippette.

~ Escape the dragon paparazzi even though she is a princess to a dragon lord. Not the Equestrian kind that kind of rules with a sceptor, but the shinobilegends kind that either are under human control or are not heard of outside of their domains.

~ Can still write in the Konoha Library, very legibly too!

~ Set fire to water just by spitting on it. Yes, by spitting on it.

~ Can learn all of Eric's jutsu without training with him for more than a few weeks at a time over the entire duration of her time with him.

~ Has adequate pest control measures ready when visiting Iwagakure. I hear they are a little lest "pesty"  since her last visit.

~ Schedules her summoning times around her busy schedule of eating, sleeping, doing secret dragon ninja stuff, eating some more, killing super-deer alongside Jay Jay, and secretly filming "Two grains of Sand, One really closed Fist".

~ Turn adolescents into Scalies just by non-dirtily sleeping with them. True story btw!

~ Cite back to her inspiration and claim the throne of the Earth dragon tribe of planet Star.


 No joke, look it up, she was:
 a fire breathing dragon princess who hung out with a male human forcibly turned into a dragon.

Now as a shinobilegend she is:
 a fire breathing dragon princess who hangs out with a male human willingly turning into a dragon.
Title: Re: IC Super Duper Outrageous Claimed Powers
Post by: KayentaMoenkopi on August 02, 2016, 12:24:40 AM
Well naturally. Rita has always been my hero.
Title: Re: IC Super Duper Outrageous Claimed Powers
Post by: Suishou Koji on August 02, 2016, 01:32:18 AM
Koji has Medical Chakra Strings that can heal any wound on his body both internal and external. He also had Chakra Storage Seals all over his body.

Also being apart of the Suishou family, well Asadi and I haven't really figured out what our family trait is yet.
Title: Re: IC Super Duper Outrageous Claimed Powers
Post by: KayentaMoenkopi on August 02, 2016, 02:54:16 AM
Well there seems to be an ability to run faster without clothes, drink without getting drunk, and...generalized ability to withstand the effects of aging.

however, there certainly seems to be opportunity for a more refined definition.
Title: Re: IC Super Duper Outrageous Claimed Powers
Post by: Eric on August 02, 2016, 03:15:24 AM
... Also being apart of the Suishou family, well Asadi and I haven't really figured out what our family trait is yet.

A new, visually divergent form of body language:

Suishou Streaks!
Title: Re: IC Super Duper Outrageous Claimed Powers
Post by: Warren on August 02, 2016, 09:30:25 AM
Nothing 'claimed' about it, but Hiro can talk to and understand a variety of animals, and he's borderline impossible to get mad at.
Title: Re: IC Super Duper Outrageous Claimed Powers
Post by: Ѕhadow on August 02, 2016, 10:26:46 AM
Shadow has this cool thing called gedo seal that can seal away your kg. Such as sharingan.
Title: Re: IC Super Duper Outrageous Claimed Powers
Post by: Raifudo Oppa on August 02, 2016, 04:06:45 PM
Raifudo doesn't need his toes to count past 10.
Title: Re: IC Super Duper Outrageous Claimed Powers
Post by: KayentaMoenkopi on August 02, 2016, 11:11:31 PM
Raifudo doesn't need his toes to count past 10.

Dang. Should have know that was already claimed.
Title: Re: IC Super Duper Outrageous Claimed Powers
Post by: Eric on August 04, 2016, 05:11:05 PM
Raifudo doesn't need his toes to count past 10.

Dang. Should have know that was already claimed.

Can he prove that he uses it though? If not, Imma go ahead and claim that.
Title: Re: IC Super Duper Outrageous Claimed Powers
Post by: KayentaMoenkopi on August 04, 2016, 09:05:46 PM
The proof is in the pudding, or this case, the posting order.

It occurs to me to wonder just how many toes a dragon has anyway. Your signature makes me think they are prone to 4 digits. So maybe you can count to 9 without using your toes?
Title: Re: IC Super Duper Outrageous Claimed Powers
Post by: Eric on August 05, 2016, 12:46:58 AM
The proof is in the pudding, or this case, the posting order.

It occurs to me to wonder just how many toes a dragon has anyway. Your signature makes me think they are prone to 4 digits. So maybe you can count to 9 without using your toes?

Tongues of the forked variety count twice. Once for each side to make up the difference. :D
Title: Re: IC Super Duper Outrageous Claimed Powers
Post by: GooshGoosh on August 05, 2016, 03:42:42 AM
Shouldn't this post be in the spam area? It has no observable narrative, it's just a bunch of you talking about satirical "powers" with no objective in sight. 
Title: Re: IC Super Duper Outrageous Claimed Powers
Post by: Ѕhadow on August 05, 2016, 04:06:03 AM
Shouldn't this post be in the spam area? It has no observable narrative, it's just a bunch of you talking about satirical "powers" with no objective in sight.

I mean....he has a point.
Title: Re: IC Super Duper Outrageous Claimed Powers
Post by: Camel on August 05, 2016, 04:17:04 AM
Enishi has the power to blow himself up and not hurt anyone near him. Guruguru has the power to sprout tentacles and make any confrontation with a kunoichi very awkward. Kamui has the power to conjure up a vast army of Camels that would make Kayenta jealous. 
Title: Re: IC Super Duper Outrageous Claimed Powers
Post by: KayentaMoenkopi on August 05, 2016, 05:06:22 AM
it's very true.
Title: Re: IC Super Duper Outrageous Claimed Powers
Post by: Camel on August 05, 2016, 05:16:19 PM
When playing Online Chess, Ace has the power to pull an ace out of his sleeve and win by getting anyone into Checkmate in about seven or more turns.
Title: Re: IC Super Duper Outrageous Claimed Powers
Post by: Warren on August 05, 2016, 07:49:17 PM
Not only is that not you camel, but its not IC either.

Besides, I won a chess match in 3 moves once.
Title: Re: IC Super Duper Outrageous Claimed Powers
Post by: TakaharuChusaki on August 25, 2016, 02:40:56 AM
Chu can use mists and foam with a pH as low as 1 or as high as 15 and yet not dissolve his clothes while going commando.
Title: Re: IC Super Duper Outrageous Claimed Powers
Post by: Becquerel on August 26, 2016, 03:07:37 AM
Becquerel is so scientifically and mechanically talented, he created set of three-sided dice along with a six-sided die that sometimes lands on a seven.
Title: Re: IC Super Duper Outrageous Claimed Powers
Post by: TakaharuChusaki on August 26, 2016, 11:54:42 AM
Chusaki's albino daughter Yuki (NPC) can roam the desert without getting a sunburn, even if she was naked. Meanwhile his adopted daughter Izzy burns the moment she enters the Land of Wind.