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Spam / Pastor whipped and beaten with a hose

« on: August 23, 2008, 04:43:24 AM »

I dont care who it is... but ima beat them if they texted my (insert status of significant other here) like that >>

and i seriously think he shouldnt be charged since its technically sexual harassment from the pastor <<

47

Spam / The Government is at it again....

« on: August 23, 2008, 04:41:08 AM »

SERIOUSLY! Theyre just gonna make us do it more

and were just gonna keep going to say "**** YOU!"

48

Spam / Prevent Childnappings!

« on: August 23, 2008, 04:39:51 AM »

Buy this marvelous, useless $4000 chip!

the people can just cut the damn finger off after finding out which finger its in......

49

Spam / Dude tries to hold pizza hut signs for ransom...

« on: August 21, 2008, 04:01:34 AM »

wouldnt it be better to steal 5 cars?

and what kinda of idiot takes a picture of a crime they commited and doesnt censor out any possible leads?

50

Spam / Old lady makes burgular call 911

« on: August 20, 2008, 08:59:42 PM »

she shoulda blown his head off....

im pretty sure theres someone thatll say youre allowed to defend yourself in a burgulary incase you didnt know if the guy was armed or not when it gets to court... >.>

51

Spam / Russia is messed up

« on: August 16, 2008, 03:15:33 AM »

talk about dedication
she got shot at by russian soldiers and just kept reporting

is it really necessary to rob the people youre blowing up?

52

Spam / gPhone!

« on: August 16, 2008, 03:07:52 AM »

well actually its the android but still... its by google so we have to go buy it!

the google church might smite us if we dont <.<

53

Spam / Why do old people think they can stop us?

« on: August 16, 2008, 03:06:21 AM »

i mean seriously, no ones gonna download music and pay for it if they tax it... everyones gonna just buy a CD and rip it for everyone else to steal....

54

Spam / Toilets are the new plates?

« on: August 11, 2008, 09:15:57 PM »

I wonder if its okay to drop your pants and take a leak where you are, since youre on the toilet seat....

And what happens if you're drunk as hell and stumble in needing to piss? >>

55

Spam / Big explosion!

« on: August 10, 2008, 11:35:50 PM »

It was all flame-y and stuff

apparently this is a video of it happening >>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV5udSWJcZo

56

Spam / Dead man revived

« on: August 06, 2008, 10:00:30 PM »

it would suck to wake up with your body about to be cut open....

57

Spam / The Batmobile Lives!

« on: August 06, 2008, 09:57:56 PM »

I so want this....

i wonder if it can make the motorcycle thing come out <.<

58

Spam / Canadian Decapitations

« on: August 01, 2008, 10:41:33 PM »

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/hotstories/5917564.html

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/manitoba/story/2008/08/01/bus-slaying-security.html

what the hell... they didnt even help him

59

Spam / Legal Marijuana

« on: July 30, 2008, 11:32:46 PM »

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/07/30/frank.marijuana/index.htm

this is gonna be helpful for a lot of people <<

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Spam / Russia kicking out emo kids >.>

« on: July 25, 2008, 01:31:07 AM »

http://www.nme.com/news/my-chemical-romance/38392

sorry kazy, but you cant go there if they pass the law XD