First off, I'd like to say that I'm disappointed with you guys for not spamming enough while I'm not looking. Do I really have to do everything around here without Shikki or Hiro to keep the ball moving? I'm sorry... I just *sniff* need a moment.
Well to try keep the spirit alive, I've decided to enlighten all of you on what goes through my head from day to day. I might not keep this updated, but I want you to know that I'm bored of keeping my brain thinks to myself. Most of my friend's think that I'm a bit nuts when I come up with my outlandish ideas, so I will bestow them upon you in hopes that my lessons will sink in and I'll be remembered for ages.
Some might call this a journal, I daresay a diary, but it is much more. There are stories and pictures and robots and yes.. many much explosions and random deaths.
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January 19th (This will also include some of my notable ideas from the past weeks)-
-So stumbling through my boredom over MLK Jr.'s weekend (Rain go away) I came across the Control Alt Delete webcomic strip. Skipping over the fact that I read over 7 years of material in a couple days, it got me thinking. I've always wanted to make a catapult to launch my brother's stuff, but last summer I only nailed four pieces of wood together. This year, I want to take it further. My plan includes, bicycles, pulleys, wood an adult sized car-seat, watermelon, pedals and explosive triggered launches. I hope it works, but I doubt my parents will let me buy blast powder, or set it off in the neighborhood.
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-Went to see the Book of Eli movie. Pretty intense stuff, hand cutting, abuse, death, post-apocalyptic world and all, but I couldn't stop thinking about how the Vatican hated on Avatar. The Book of Eli happened to be a Bible, and Eli's mission to protect it. The Avatar movie, as seen by the puffed up birds in the Vatican, is a pagan worship of nature by flattened out smurfs. I saw the Avatar movie twice, once in 3D, once in 2D and loved it both times. Well, seeing as how one was hated and one was enjoyed by the head of the Catholic world, I kept thinking about movie wars. Could one movie actually fight another? Maybe the tall smurfs of Avatar would shoot arrows into the Vatican. I don't know
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-Figured out how the world will end. Sentient robots will come into existence and build themselves powerful ketchup-packet launching cannons to replace their hands. At the head of them will be the Angry Viper who sits under my bed and eats lemons all day. Damn that viper.
-One of my friends misses over 50% of Mondays at school. I yell at him and made it my New Year's Resolution to up that percentage, but he's missed the last three Mondays. I drew a picture of how I would deal with him, but I don't know how to upload it so you'll have to use your imaginations.
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Done with rant, carry on.