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[Gyu~ru~ru]

Chronicles of Ah-So

One day, Ah-So's mother asked Ah-So to go to the local store to get some tofu & jelly. She gave Ah-So two plates & two coins, one for the tofu & the other one for the jelly.

With the plates in his hands & the coins in his pocket, Ah-So makes his way to the local store. But while he was on his was to the store, he suddenly realize something that he forgot to ask his mother so he quickly returned home.

"That was fast," his mother said when she heard him coming through the door.

"No, mom," he said. "I forgot to ask you. Which plate is for the tofu & which plate is for the jelly, mom?"

"They are both the same," she answered. Ah-So then nods his head & ran back out the house.

Ah-So got exactly what his mother asked him to get. But when he was about to pay, he suddenly realize that there was another thing that he forgot to ask his mother. So he ran all the way back home again.

"Have you gotten the tofu & jelly yet?" Ah-So's mother asked as Ah-So ran into the house panting heavily.

"No...*pants* not yet mom *pants* I forgot to ask you *gulps* which coin is for the tofu & which coin is for the jelly..."

[Ichabod12]

I'm gonna tell this one to my friend

[anbumiko]

aHAHAHAH that was good

[anbumiko]

A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor she's broken every
single bone in her body. "That's impossible!" says the doctor.

The blonde says, "No, it's really true. Look!" She then touches her leg with
her index finger and screams "Ouch!" Then she touches her arm and yells
"Eeeeoooow!" Finally she touches her ribs and can barely maintain her
composure as the tears start to roll down her face. She says, "See, I told
you I broke every bone in my body."

The doctor rubs his chin, then conducts a thorough examination. "Well, miss,"
he tells her, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is,
you haven't broken every bone in your body. The bad news is, you've broken
your finger."

[Gyu~ru~ru]

Short, simple & funny =D

[anbumiko]

There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen wood searching for a Christmas tree.

After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"