Once upon a time in the land of SPAMANIA(Name subject to change....)
There was someone being chased by a vicious axe murderer.
![orcpoursuite :orcpoursuite:](https://forum.shinobilegends.com/Smileys/default/orcpoursuite.gif)
The story goes about how this all came to be.
It started with catching chickens for some bizarre reason that I cannot think of at the moment.
![:smt117](https://forum.shinobilegends.com/Smileys/default/117.gif)
It was easy until the chickens hired mercenaries.
![:smt068](https://forum.shinobilegends.com/Smileys/default/068.gif)
To protect them.
The villagers were shortly there after unable to catch any chickens.
![:smt089](https://forum.shinobilegends.com/Smileys/default/089.gif)
They then decided to hire their own mercenaries whatever use they'll be...
![:smt063](https://forum.shinobilegends.com/Smileys/default/063.gif)
Ah screw this.
I write posts not stories!