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SinHarvest

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Class is in session
« on: September 17, 2006, 12:17:56 AM »

Alright, this time, lets act out our favorite mods in school with neji as the teacher.
Neji: alright class, my name is neji, but you may call me god. Today our Subj-.....alright, who threw the paper
Lebis: (snickers)
Neji: Ahhh, so we got a smart guy....girl on our hand huh.
Lebis: Mr god sir, I promise it wasn't me. it was xaos honest :smt084
Xaos: Oh no you did not just snitch on me. :evil:
Lebis: Ummm.... look at the time, gotta go. (runs out)
Neji: But class just started :-?
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Re: Class is in session
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2006, 12:22:51 AM »

The paper part made me smile.
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Re: Class is in session
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2006, 12:41:20 AM »

Neji: Im going to go spend the extra donations on a new car, but we have new substitute teacher.*walks out*
Baluski:*walks in with a whip and an army uniform*Now class, if you misbehave i steal your hitpoints, run away i steal your hitpoints. Any questions.
Xaos whispers to sri: DAMN I PUT A WHOOPY CUSION ON HIS CHAIR!
Lebis throws a paper at baluski.
Baluski catches paper and loads a paper ball shooting machine gun.
Lebis:Shit!!!
Baluski sits on the chair and the whoopie cusion is activated *farrrt*
Xaos:DONT HURT ME!!!
Baluski: bring a penguin for me.
Sriricha pulls out a penguin from his pocket and hands it to baluski.
Baluski fires paper balls.
Lebis faints.
Xaos throws up.
Sriricha smiles.
« Last Edit: September 17, 2006, 12:44:03 AM by dude no.1 »
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Re: Class is in session
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2006, 12:47:13 AM »

To be honest... I'm really good in school.. But, if all my server friends had the same classes as me and Neji and Baluski were the teachers, all hell would break loose.
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Re: Class is in session
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2006, 01:03:37 AM »

Neji: Okay class, time for learning!
Class: Awwwwww!
Neji: Today we will be studying the penguin.
Baluski: O..OOOO!!! Can I kill it!?!?!  :twisted:
Neji: Umm...no, maybe after this assignment.
Xaos: Hey save some penguin for me!
Lebis: I want to kill a penguin...
Neji: OKAY, OKAY, after we're done learning about the penguin we can go on the Shinobi Legends forum, you can kill all the penguins you want there.  :)
Class: YAYYYY!!! :twisted:
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Re: Class is in session
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2006, 01:08:20 AM »

Death to the penguins!
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Re: Class is in session
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2006, 02:39:01 AM »

%Lebis and Xaos in the hallway%
Xaos: So lebis, this new movie is coming out this friday and, ya know, if you're not doing anything...ya know
Lebis:(Giggles) Okay, pick me at 7:00 okay?*Walks off*
Xaos: SWEET! Got a date....wait... I never been on a date before, I need expert advice, someone who's real familar with the chicks........ BALSUKI-SENSEI
Balsuki: Yes Xaos?
Xaos: I have a date on friday, but I'm not good with women, but I heard about you and 'pimp queens'.
Balsuki:......You mean Penquins?
Xaos: Whatever they call them in connecticut, are you going to help me or not.
Balsuki. Why you little.....Sure, I'll help you, I'll teach you all about how to treat 'Pimp queens' :twisted:
Xaos: Sweet, this is going to be the best date ever.
To Be continued........
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Re: Class is in session
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2006, 02:45:12 AM »

%Lebis and Xaos in the hallway%
Xaos: So lebis, this new movie is coming out this friday and, ya know, if you're not doing anything...ya know
Lebis:(Giggles) Okay, pick me at 7:00 okay?*Walks off*
Xaos: SWEET! Got a date....wait... I never been on a date before, I need expert advice, someone who's real familar with the chicks........ BALSUKI-SENSEI
Balsuki: Yes Xaos?
Xaos: I have a date on friday, but I'm not good with women, but I heard about you and 'pimp queens'.
Balsuki:......You mean Penquins?
Xaos: Whatever they call them in connecticut, are you going to help me or not.
Balsuki. Why you little.....Sure, I'll help you, I'll teach you all about how to treat 'Pimp queens' :twisted:
Xaos: Sweet, this is going to be the best date ever.
To Be continued........
LMAO



Neji:Class, today, we will not have homeroom!
Lebis:Why not?
Neji: I don't feel like it. We're going to have every period today with ME as the teacher!
Xaos and Lebis: TeeHee
Neji:Today we're going to learn how to not give out spoilers!
Random Academy Student: How do you get the surse seal?
DeathDemon: Come over here ill tell you!
Neji:><
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SinHarvest

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Re: Class is in session
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2006, 02:48:04 AM »

%Lebis and Xaos in the hallway%
Xaos: So lebis, this new movie is coming out this friday and, ya know, if you're not doing anything...ya know
Lebis:(Giggles) Okay, pick me at 7:00 okay?*Walks off*
Xaos: SWEET! Got a date....wait... I never been on a date before, I need expert advice, someone who's real familar with the chicks........ BALSUKI-SENSEI
Balsuki: Yes Xaos?
Xaos: I have a date on friday, but I'm not good with women, but I heard about you and 'pimp queens'.
Balsuki:......You mean Penquins?
Xaos: Whatever they call them in connecticut, are you going to help me or not.
Balsuki. Why you little.....Sure, I'll help you, I'll teach you all about how to treat 'Pimp queens' :twisted:
Xaos: Sweet, this is going to be the best date ever.
To Be continued........
LMAO



Neji:Class, today, we will not have homeroom!
Lebis:Why not?
Neji: I don't feel like it. We're going to have every period today with ME as the teacher!
Xaos and Lebis: TeeHee
Neji:Today we're going to learn how to not give out spoilers!
Random Academy Student: How do you get the surse seal?
DeathDemon: Come over here ill tell you!
Neji:><
THATS FUNNY CRAP LMFAO
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Re: Class is in session
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2006, 09:32:54 PM »

%Lebis and Xaos in the hallway%
Xaos: So lebis, this new movie is coming out this friday and, ya know, if you're not doing anything...ya know
Lebis:(Giggles) Okay, pick me at 7:00 okay?*Walks off*
Xaos: SWEET! Got a date....wait... I never been on a date before, I need expert advice, someone who's real familar with the chicks........ BALSUKI-SENSEI
Balsuki: Yes Xaos?
Xaos: I have a date on friday, but I'm not good with women, but I heard about you and 'pimp queens'.
Balsuki:......You mean Penquins?
Xaos: Whatever they call them in connecticut, are you going to help me or not.
Balsuki. Why you little.....Sure, I'll help you, I'll teach you all about how to treat 'Pimp queens' :twisted:
Xaos: Sweet, this is going to be the best date ever.
To Be continued........
LMAO



Neji:Class, today, we will not have homeroom!
Lebis:Why not?
Neji: I don't feel like it. We're going to have every period today with ME as the teacher!
Xaos and Lebis: TeeHee
Neji:Today we're going to learn how to not give out spoilers!
Random Academy Student: How do you get the surse seal?
DeathDemon: Come over here ill tell you!
Neji:><
THATS FUNNY CRAP LMFAO

Is it really? I didn't think it would be THAT funny  :twisted:
Anyway I got another one:

Neji: Ok Class, today we will learn how to respect people!
Lebis: What the hell!?
---At the end of the day---
Lebis: Neji-chan, I think this lesson was pointless.
Neji: IT'S NEJI-SAN!
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Re: Class is in session
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2006, 09:37:30 PM »

I don't get it.  :-?

'Cause of the San and the Chan? Chan's a girl, right?
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Re: Class is in session
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2006, 09:41:23 PM »

I don't get it.  :-?

'Cause of the San and the Chan? Chan's a girl, right?
I think so
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Re: Class is in session
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2006, 11:52:13 PM »

Am I not cool enough to be in Mod-parodies?  :cry: :cry: :cry:
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dude no.1

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Re: Class is in session
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2006, 11:58:57 PM »

you were in mine  :D
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SinHarvest

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Re: Class is in session
« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2006, 12:07:55 AM »

Part 2 of Xaos Date......
Balsuki: Okay Xaos, you are here today, to learn how to treat a 'Pimo Queen'
Xaos: Okay I understand that, but whats Sri doing here?
Balsuki: He is the only other person who has Dated lebis, so he's here to help you out
Sri: A-actually I was running in the hallway and you dragged me he-
Balsuki: SILENCE! Anywayz Xaos, one thing that a 'Pimp Queen' Loves, is spoilers.
Xaos: Spoilers?
Balsuki: Yea Spoilers, so Before you go to the movies, find out about the end, and then tell her just as it starts. :twisted:
Xaos:....you....are.....a.....GENIUS.(Starts taking notes)
Sri: X-Xaos....I-I dont think thats a wise idea. :(
Balsuki: Hey, Who's The 'Pimp Queen' Here....Now, on to lesson two, An-....oh neji, What are you doind here?
Neji: Just checking the student and teacher request box.....where is it?
Balsuki: Oh....there was alot...so we had to store the suggestions in a castle house..... Anywayz, another thing that 'Pimp Queens' Like, is going off topic.
Xaos: What do you mean?
Balsuki: Well, say like we are talking about this and purple bell monky had a shoe?
Xaos: What the heck, you just went off topic....ohhhh I get it.
Balsuki: :twisted:
Sri: You two are idiots, I'm going to go get some milk
To be continued
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