Let's see... I think my insane-ness as a child (and now) was due to the fact that I was born a cone-head. I believe that had some impact on me mentally.
1. Kindergarten: I watched a Charlie Brown movie, and saw people writting in squiggles in the movie, instead of letters. I believed it was some different language, and decided to make my teacher a note using this new found language, explaining why I was absent. Fortunately though, it was 'Z-week', and she thought that I had made zig-zags. So, I didn't make a total idiot of myself.
2. First grade: I cut my bangs to make a bed for my Barbie doll, the day before picture day (smooth). Now that I look back at it, I should have used cotton balls or tissues. Meh, I wasn't very bright.
3. ...And numerous other idiotic things.