The sun came first of course... the moon was before. Because it was attracted by the gravitational force of the earth. besides , there are lots of others planets who have older moons.
The sun, yes. The rest, wrong.
Most satellites are blown off of the object they orbit, due to the impact of other collisions.
Well, think about it. Which comes first, breakfast or dinner? And there in lies your answer.
Very clever, made me smile.
But still, my beliefs lie with the chicken. Due to the fact that there was once a microscopic living thing, the very first thing to ever have some sort of respiratory ability, the chicken, obviously, came first. Because it was already living and needn't 'hatch' or anything like that, an egg or protective shell to form the embryo wasn't required.
I know science has tried to already prove that it as the egg, and even though I read into it on many sites, my thoughts still haven't changed.