You wander around the tree and find a big, bully like man. You stumble back gasping, it's the legendary Wedgie Man!
The Wedgie Man walks up to you, he seems to be afraid of you. "Hey, made you'd like to share some... things... I have obtained in my travels?"
Wedgie Man shows you his goods, and askes if you would like to do some dealing with him. So after much agruement you finally walk away, though something doesn't quite feel right.
For some reason you you realise you have 800 less gold then when you first saw the Wedgie Man.
Askes should be asks, and realise should be realize.