Nah. ._. I got it off of a show I watch.. Omigosh. <<
"Get back! I have a bomb!" *guy pulls out a bow in Christmas wrapping paper, because he's a mailman* <.<
"Now... Drop the guns! And no one gets hurt... DON'T SET ME OFF NOW! I'M AN INSANE MAIL MAN! I WORK FOR THE POST-OFFICE YOU KNOW I'M NOT SANE! Ask that guy." *Nods to the guy he was with*
"Yeah, he's crazy."
"DAMN RIGHT! Now... I'll set this down... and run away..." *puts the present on the ground and gets in the elevator*
*Police Cheif rambles on about how that present wasn't a bomb, the mailman is running away in part of the building and the police guy opens the present and it explodes because it was a bomb*
"It was a real bomb?! What a sick world we're living in!"
xDD
Awesomest thing ever. xD