You got the reference didn't you?
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That's a good way to get him there...
Dude, I was looking through my e-mails and found this....
In Honour of Stupid People .
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- 'Do not turn upside down.'
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- 'Warning: contains nuts.'
(talk about a news flash)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.'
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- 'Product will be hot after heating.'
(...and you thought?
![Huh ???](https://forum.shinobilegends.com/Smileys/default/huh.gif)
...)
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap -- 'Directions: Use like regular soap.'
(and that would be???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- 'Serving suggestion: Defrost.'
(but, it's just a suggestion.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- 'Do not iron clothes on body.'
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- 'Warning: May cause drowsiness.'
(..I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- 'For indoor or outdoor use only.'
(as opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor -- 'Not to be used for the other use.'
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- 'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.'
(Step 3: say what?)
On a child's Superman costume -- 'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.'
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- 'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.'
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)