Ooh! Today, we had to write a fable for Spanish. We were annoyed that she kept assigning homework, so mine was called "La Maestra Mala."
Here's the English version:
Once upon a time, there was a very strict Spanish teacher. She gave her students homework every day. The students were unable to complete this unjust mountain of homework. The day before the final exam, the teacher gave everyone a ten-page study guide that had to be completed by the next day. All the poor students stayed up until five in the morning completing it. When classes started at eight, everyone was very tired and slept through the exam. Everyone got an F. The principal punished the teacher because she thought she was obviously incapable of teaching. The teacher lost her annual paycheck.
The moral: LESS HOMEWORK!
>_> I better get an A.
And less homework.