As Friday nears a close, I'm leaning towards Crazy's idea with everyone part of a spy organization.
We could go on stupid missions and find worthless pieces of information that we warp into a sinister plot :O
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Patches of moonlight filtered through the stained glass windows of the church. Bursting through the door came a large shape, running hard on two, lanky legs. The figure flew past the pews, passing through the small patches of light. Glimpses of a plastic shell and buttons could be made out, along with one large antennae coming out of its head. Gauzy mesh covered where a face would've been on a normal human being.
As the creature came to a stop, panting, slimmer, darker men jumped and rolled through the open church door. They leapt over pews and ran across the top of the wood. As they took their positions around the exhausted creature at the top of the alter, an armor-clad warrior strutted through the door. He took menacing steps towards his prisoner and his face slid into a large grin.
"I've finally got you!" he snarled.
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The next day, at Awesome Spies Inc. five executives sat along a table. In the center, a raised section of the table was graced by a plate of decadent doughnuts. Their purple-ness was enticing, but no one touched them. Behind the doughnuts, fingers laced, sat the CEO of ASI. His nearly bald head reflected the morning light, while his orange mustache framed his mouth, draping off his face in an elegant, Mongolian fashion.
At his command, four more men entered the room. They bent down on one knee, a respectful distance away from the executive table, each eyeing the plate of doughnuts jealously.
The CEO spoke, "As you may have already heard, intelligence found Ice's body early this morning. He was dressed in a cell phone costume. Apparently, he was chased by assassins who were sent to assassinate him-"
"Assassins assassinate?!" One of the kneeling men gasped.
"-Yes, I was surprised to learn that as well," the CEO continued.
"Was the assassination fatal?" Another of the kneeling men piped in.
"Yes, yes I believe it to be so. We think that the killing was done by the evil organization, TOFU. We have deciphered TOFU to be an acronym, not just a healthy, meat alternative. It stand for The Official Formidable Union."
A woman spoke from her seat at the far left side of the table. "We have called you hear as you are the only ones skilled enough for this mission."
"That is correct, MacCurthey," the CEO said. "You, are the only ones skilled enough to finish off THESE DOUGHNUTS!!!!!!!!!"
With that final word the four kneeling spies stood up. Shikki, Fork, Hiro, and Crazy each walked up to the executive table and gracefully grabbed a doughnut. Turning, they left the room in unison and as quickly as they had come they left..."
TO BE CONTINUED
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