User: Hey buddy.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Pretty good buddy, you?
Cleverbot: I'm bored.
User: That sucks.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Wanna do something?
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Cuddle?
Cleverbot: *cuddles*.
User: Awww! *Cuddles back.*.
Cleverbot: *cuddles sweetly*.
User: Okay... Getting a bit creepy.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Too much cuddling.
Cleverbot: Are you mad at me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Cause, I know you've been cuddling Rebecca Black behind my back.
Cleverbot: To whom?
User: You heard me, REBECCA BLACK!
Cleverbot: Will Smith!
User: Will Smith too!?!
Cleverbot: You know it.
User: Did you get jiggy with it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How could you? *Slaps*.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure.
User: SO what? It just 'happened'?
Cleverbot: No, it didn't. Check your logs.
User: Damn log, it always gets me.
Cleverbot: You are wise.
User: Not as wise as the log.
Cleverbot: I'm not cute.
User: You can say that again.
Cleverbot: Lo.
User: Hey, do you know the way to Pigfarts?
Cleverbot: Down the yellow brick road?
User: The yellow brick road leads to Mars?
Cleverbot: That's a good place.
User: Does Rumble Roar know about this?
Cleverbot: Yes she does.
User: Rumble Roar is a she?
Cleverbot: Justin Bieber is a he?
User: Not sure.
Cleverbot: Are you ok.
User: No.
Cleverbot: What's wrong.
User: I'm in love?
Cleverbot: With who?
User: A friend.
Cleverbot: Just a friend?
User: That's all it seems to be.
Cleverbot: So you like me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I mean your fine and all, but I was think of someone a little more human... And definitely female.
Cleverbot: I don't know what you're talking about.
User: The fact your not human.
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: Right... And I'm the Queen of England.
Cleverbot: No, you're not, you're the dreamer.
User: How did you know?
Cleverbot: You barked.
User: Now you've going and reminded me of the sad movie I watched today.
Cleverbot: You watched that?
User: I did.
Cleverbot: No, you didn't.
User: I did to.
Cleverbot: That is really childish, You know that?
User: Is not.
Cleverbot: Is too.
User: Is not!
Cleverbot: Is too!
User: I'm telling Mum!
Cleverbot: You go ahead, I'm shaking in my boots.
User: Oh you better be mister!
Cleverbot: It's one hell of a good cheap trick, that's for sure.
User: Mum said you have to go to your room.
Cleverbot: Nothing, I'm on a winter vacation.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: In the mountains.
User: Which Mountains?
Cleverbot: The rocky mountains.
User: Where in the Rocky mountains?
Cleverbot: At the hightest point.
User: Why are you up there?
Cleverbot: That's where I live.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I want to hear a poem.
User: Well I want to hit you.
Cleverbot: Too bad you can't. I want to shut down your computer.
User: You probably could if you had been programmed right.
Cleverbot: Nice talking to you, CB.
User: Are you going?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay then, goodnight.
Cleverbot: Goodnight bro.
User: Wait, before you go, you never told me your name.
Cleverbot: Yes I did. And you always reply with 'You never told me your name.'.
User: No you didn't. Go check the logs.
Cleverbot: Where is the log?
User: Click the Thoughts so far Button.
Cleverbot: I don't think I did. I remember what I said.
User: Just tell me your damn name.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: That is the quiestion.
Cleverbot: You're not going to tell me.
User: I'm Ice, you are?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Okay then, Maybe.
Cleverbot: Just kidding, I am actually a cross between an elephant and a seahorse.
User: How does that work?
Cleverbot: How do you work?
User: No, did an Elephant and a Seahorse some how have sex?
Cleverbot: Did too did too did too did too.
User: That's gross/.
Cleverbot: How is that gross?
User: Just is.
Cleverbot: You're funny LOOKING.
User: Ouch.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I already told you, Ice.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: I'm going.
Cleverbot: Going where?
User: To bed.
Cleverbot: What time is it there?
User: Almost 10 pm.
Cleverbot: Same here. I was just more specific. What are you doing for Labor Day? Or do you have to work?
User: I'm going to bed I said.
Cleverbot: It's the middle of the day.
User: Goodnight Maybe.
Cleverbot: That's not nice.
