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[Gyu~ru~ru]

Yo mama is so slow even evolution is faster than her XD

Just thought of another one,

Yo mama snore so loud that it made the neigbours think that an air plane is taking off on the driveway!

[Sanosoke]

Yo mama eat so much, when she go to town, all the all-you-can-eat buffets go out of business.

[Gyu~ru~ru]

Yo mama smell so bad that the life guards called the CSI when they found her asleep on the beach.

Yo mama dance so bad that everyone thought that she was having a seizure.

Yo mama is so dumb she can't even remember how to spell "I".

P/S: I wonder if anybody is laughing at these posts.

[klaymank]

your mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watchs the couch.

your mama so fat she could sell shade.

[Sanosoke]

yep... I'm pathetically laughing at these...



Yo mama so fat, when she dances, it registers a 6.5 on the Richter scale!


Yo mama so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

[ninjafromdasouth]

Yo Mama so fat when she walked pass the television,I miss the season of making the band 3

[Sanosoke]

Yo mama so fat, when she took a walk at the top of a hill, the town in the valley thought it was a solar eclipse.

[klaymank]

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said Sorry, no professionals

[ninjafromdasouth]

Yo mama so stupid she though a samurai was a SAM u Rai

[klaymank]

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

[klaymank]

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

[Sanosoke]

Yo mama so hairy, she's been caught and tagged twice!

[klaymank]

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

[Gyu~ru~ru]

Yo mama is so bony that dogs chases after her every where she goes.

[Sanosoke]

Yo mama so dumb and fat, she cracked open a guy in a Mr. Peanut suit and ate him.