Something Special!
You open your eyes, the pain errupting in your head is almost overwhelming. You try to lift your hands to your head, when you realize that you are tied to a table and feel yourself unable to move.
Looking around you find that you are within a cave. Torchlight is dancing on the walls and strange noises can be heard coming from the dark corners. You tilt your head to the side to take a glimpse of what is going on in here, when you see a small creature appearing. It is definitely too ugly for Orochimaru, too small for Kakashi and too strange for Hinata, but what it is you cannot tell.
As this thing notices that you are awake, it turns to you and begins to speak.
"I am Pǿisǿnǿus KBoogi The Great. I will be the ruler of this world. Soon!" With a really annoying giggling he continues, "But for this to come to fruition, it takes only a little sacrifice. And that where my plans involve... YOU!"
You cannot believe what you are hearing. This squabbly little thing is going to succeed in taking over the entire world. And you have no chance to stop him.
But he continues, "But before I can continue the Codex of the Villain, Annex B Chapter 6 tells me, I have to introduce you to my evil plan. So, let's get this nonsense behind us."
And so it starts his liturgy about his almighty evilness and after a while... he finishes talking about its plans. You have looked for every single opportunity to escape but found nothing. Then, you see your last chance. Raising your voice you yell at Pǿisǿnǿus KBoogi, "Hey, evil overlord, ruler of the world to-be! If you are so smart and almighty, why not battle me in a hand to hand contest?"
*continues*...
It should have been "he" or "she".