"A new study has shown that the LoGD hit, Shinobi Legends, has now been linked to an increased precentage of child obesity. The creator of this internet phenomenon, who goes by the handle 'Neji', was questioned earlier today about his thoughts on this accusation. "I don't believe my game has anything to do with children stepping over that line from 'fat' to 'morbidly obese'. I sit here for hours a day programming new modules for the kiddies to enjoy and I'm still thin as a rail! If anything, I'd say the game gives you a headache." When asked why he thought that, a grin played upon his lips and he muttered something to the effect of, "I'm evil." This research is still in the beginning stages, but thousands of dollars are being invested into it as we speak. Stay tuned for any updates on this ever growing addiction that snare new kids everyday. Thank you, and good night."
