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« on: April 10, 2009, 03:34:18 PM »
My friend finally posted hers on the website and I want to everyone to post one that they think is really funny.

My friend's FML:Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
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Re: FML
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2009, 08:49:55 PM »
Quote from: cmage on April 10, 2009, 03:34:18 PM
My friend finally posted hers on the website and I want to everyone to post one that they think is really funny.

My friend's FML:Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
I saw that one before and died laughing!

Here's one I find halarious:

"Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for awhile." She wasn't joking. FML"
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Re: FML
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2009, 08:57:38 PM »
I love that site.

"Today, my younger brother watched an old music video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML"
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« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2009, 09:08:06 PM »
"Today, I told my mom about my night terrors in which I am laying in a ditch with people shooting at me, and I have no ammunition to defend myself. She told me I should stop being such a whiny bitch, and to grow up and be a man. I am 20 and got back from Iraq 10 months ago. FML"
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« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2009, 09:10:29 PM »
"Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about 5 minutes in, she said she had to go to the bathroom. So we stopped and she went to the bathroom. After waiting around 10 min, I decided to check if she was ok. The window was open. She was gone. FML"
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« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2009, 04:14:45 AM »
"Today I was reading this thread and decided to ask what FML stood for"

   
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« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2009, 04:11:56 PM »
"Today, my mom had a baby shower. When it was over I walked around cleaning up the trash, when I saw a card sitting on the table with a note to my mom saying "better luck with this one." At the moment I am an only child, and the card was signed from my grandmother. FML"
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« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2009, 06:11:29 PM »
>_> I KNEW THEY WERE EVIL!

"Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML"
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« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2009, 07:54:34 PM »
Quote from: shikkifujjin on April 10, 2009, 08:57:38 PM
I love that site.

"Today, my younger brother watched an old music video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML"

How is that funny? None of these fml jokes are funny.
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« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2009, 12:31:17 AM »
Quote from: Kazama on April 11, 2009, 07:54:34 PM
Quote from: shikkifujjin on April 10, 2009, 08:57:38 PM
I love that site.

"Today, my younger brother watched an old music video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML"

How is that funny? None of these fml jokes are funny.
Wow... you actually commented on an active thread... :O
But I believe they are funny, and so does everyone else posting here
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Re: FML
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2009, 01:44:02 AM »
*cough* FML=? *cough*
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« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2009, 02:04:42 AM »
Quote from: Fork on April 12, 2009, 01:44:02 AM
*cough* FML=? *cough*
F*** My Life
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Re: FML
« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2009, 02:05:36 AM »
I believe Fork already knew that ^^
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Re: FML
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2009, 02:31:48 AM »
I did?
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« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2009, 02:47:54 AM »
Quote from: IceSlayer on April 12, 2009, 02:05:36 AM
I believe Fork already knew that ^^
who cares?
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