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All mine!!!
« on: July 26, 2009, 06:55:36 AM »
I would just like it to be known that because Hiro has decided to leave SL, he will be all mine. I know this may be selfish of me, but I don't care. Hiro is going to be my new puppy whether you all like it or not.

All complaints will be flamed and all stalkers will be prosecute with a wet noodle... or salami.
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Re: All mine!!!
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2009, 03:00:22 PM »
Well I think this is a wonderful thing, now 'Hiro' might actually become awesome!
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« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2009, 08:40:27 PM »
Sorry, but as his father, I've got full legal custody until he stops wetting the bed. >_>

Oh ****... I'm stuck with him forever!
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« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2009, 08:41:08 PM »
Why did you give him a bed?
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« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2009, 08:42:01 PM »
Because he was too big for the puppy carrier, and it was "illegal" to make him sleep in the yard tied to a chain to a dog house.
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« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2009, 08:43:44 PM »
If you build a fence, you can put up a 'beware of dog' sign, and just trick Hiro into thinking he's a puppy
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« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2009, 08:48:42 PM »
I tried once.

He attacked the neighbor, and got beat up by a cat.
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« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2009, 08:51:40 PM »
I sneezed on a cat and it scratched me
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« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2009, 08:52:32 PM »
Did you wipe your nose on it?
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« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2009, 08:53:04 PM »
I tried, but my arm was bleeding
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« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2009, 08:53:40 PM »
You should go see a Used car sales man for that.
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« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2009, 08:55:29 PM »
I should've thought of that.

I went to the old lady on the side of the street that sells corn
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« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2009, 08:56:25 PM »
Ooh, corn is bad for that. You need a pineapple to rub on it until you can get to the lot.
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« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2009, 08:58:09 PM »
I remembered that a little too late.


The school's chicken nuggets are so roughly coated, that when my friend rubbed it up and down on his arm, it left scars. We tried to convince him to put lemon juice on it after.
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« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2009, 08:58:39 PM »
And salt?
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