I'll miss you while you sleep.
My English teacher had us break down an argument (claim, warrant, evidence, rebuttal, etc) for homework today. I found a great article on the hot pirate v ninja topic, only to be one-upped by Momma Dudley's "Praerie Dogs; A Modern Day Plague?"
"Almost Every Morning on the plains of eastern
Colorado, rancher Ken Holmes squints through a
riflescope and sights in on a fat, little prairie dog.
At the blink of an eye, he pulls the trigger and a
hollow-tipped slug erupts from the barrel. Two
hundred yards later, the slug explodes in the prairie
dog scattering its ravaged flesh across the plains."