Just so everybody knows, what I say is 100% drunk ramblings. My opinion is worthless, what I say is meaningless, etc.
Except for this. I am specifically sober for this post. So listen up jackwipes.
Firstly, don't go around saying "Sabu said this" or any bull about whatever. I don't like your petty garbage and hate for each other and I don't care to get involved in drama. It's a goddamned joke to watch. You're all at each others throats and I just wanna have some fun. But the arguments around here make it un-fun, because you have to be right or whatever. Just shut up. Shut up. It doesn't matter. Accept that you sometimes don't get what you want and that's life. Boo hoo, you don't get to be God. Boo hoo, your character died. Boo hoo, boo friggin' hoo.
But worse than those who argue are you friggin' people who act
superior about everything. Like you've never messed up, like you're better than those who degrade themselves to argue, you people are worse than them. You make yourselves out to be perfect but I'd love to spit in your face.
Well anyways, this is also my sincere goodbye post. Yup, I'm out for a long ass time. I found out today that I have a little brother (5) and I'm going to step up and take care of him, because I'm not an awful human being. So yeah, this is my last will and testament or something, so here's a bunch of short letters to people.
Firstly, Dearest Asadi,
You were the best drunk buddy I ever had on SL. I have to go sober to raise my brother, but when I can drink again, I'll raise my glass to your name, always. You were the most fun to have around and I hope we can find time to do stuff together again. Keep your glass full and your brain drunk my friend, and the world will be good. Keep in touch you bastard<3
Sincerely Sabu.
Dear
Kirk a lot of people from Konoha,
Stop trying as hard as you do. Please. Just relax.
Sincerely Sabu.
Dear Yūjō (wherever the hell you are),
Please see letter above.
Sincerely Sabu.
Dear Luka,
Lol.
Sincerely Sabu.
Dear Raifudo,
You're.. okay, I guess. I never really knew you that well, just knew all the hype. I think you were the only person who didn't really let it go to your head completely. I think you even joked about it at times.
So yeah, you're a thing. Congrats.
Sincerely Sabu.
Dear Nathan,
Sometimes I think you're Raifudo.
Sincerely Sabu.
Dear Eric,
You talk to much. Sometimes you outta just cut to the chase, not write a small book.
Sincerely Sabu.
Dear Shadow,
You're one of the only people I know who actively called out how addicting this goddamned game is. It was funny to read that bio when you made it. I hope you continue to do whatever it is you do on here.
Sincerely Sabu.
Dear Pete,
We had some good times man, we should shoot the sh*t sometime just about stuff. Keep in touch if ya' want.
Sincerely Sabu.
Dear Tsuyo,
You come off as a know-it-all, and sometimes seem arrogant. But you're a good guy despite that.
Sincerely Sabu.
Dear Jolt,
This is all I could think off.
Sincerely Sabu.
Dear Kage,
You caught a lot of sh*t for your claims but you seem fine to me. Just do whatever you want man, have some fun while you're at it.
Sincerely Sabu.
Dear Xia,
I hope you come home safe (or came home safe) from your boat ride. You were a very average Kage, which was nice.
Sincerely Sabu.
Dear Zenaku
Technique hoarding b*tch.
Sincerely Sabu.
Dear Zojin,
Please see letter above. Also good on you for being an alright person.
Sincerely Sabu.
Dear Trev,
10/10.
Sincerely Sabu.
Dear Camel,
I swore in this because I'm leaving and don't give much a fuck anymore. Sorry. You were generally a pretty good mod, but you're really petty when you post arguments. I don't get that. But whatever~
Sincerely Sabu.
Dear Neji,
Thanks for banning Bocchy. He was making my time here hell and I really appreciate your actions on that.
Thanks also for being a good site owner(?) (whatever that means) and doing things to keep SL running. Good job for being... The kingpin, I guess.
Hmm, who else?
Oh yeah!Dearest Rakudo,
Thank you, firstly, for being who you are. It was fun to have someone like Bocc fill the void. I'm sad that you had to shoulder all the bullshit he left behind, but someone's gotta do it.
Regardless, you're a total asshole. Straight up. But it's fine, I don't care. It makes you who you are and you were someone I thought was pretty alright, even if you did kick my ass up and down the street.
I hope you get whatever it is you want out of SL, but you won't. This website takes and takes and gives penance back, but it's still something you log on to at least once a week. It's okay, it was like that for me too. Good luck.
Sincerely Sabu.
I FORGOT YŪMEI! D:Dear Nashley*,
You have a lot of accounts.
Sincerely Sabu.
SO YEAH, if you feel like you deserve a short letter and I'm not banned by the time you see this, go ahead and post and I will write you one. I'm sure I forgot people, even if I am sober.
Otherwise, peace out to all the faces I've come to know.
Well, I guess this is goodbye!
Whatever.
EDIT: Oh yeah my last day is Tuesday, the 13th of August, unless I'm banned earlier.
