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Naruto / Re: Naruto 680
« on: June 16, 2014, 04:50:43 PM »
I bet after Kaguya arc is over, there will be an even more powerful villian 
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Spam / Re: Farewell, for now.
« on: April 29, 2014, 03:15:50 AM »
Trev? Only one word could describe you. Electrifying. You were my bestfriend, i love you, and i'm sure that SL loves ya to. Whatever you're going threw, you'll make it threw it. I'm going to miss you buddy.
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Spam / Ariel evil council episode 2
« on: March 26, 2014, 05:14:35 AM »
Morgoth: Typical. You bring together some of the finest criminal minds in the world and you can’t even accomplish something as trivial as mass murder. So what have you been doing all this time?
Mariah: Well, first, we trolled Yugi’s Youtube account and then… We…, we…, uh… We haven’t really gotten much done. At all.
Morgoth: Then I suppose we’re gonna have to kick things up a notch, aren’t we? You! The tall one. What’s your name?
ZORC: My name is Zorc.
CODY: And I’m Cody. We’re identical twins.
ZORC: It’s true. We both look exactly the same.
Morgoth: I have a job for you. I want you to find Yugi Moto and destroy him!
ZORC: Um, actually, now that I have a contract with Disney, I’m not allowed to destroy anyone.
Morgoth: Oh for the love of Sports Entertainment! (music starts) What good is a giant blue monster if you can’t use it to destroy everything that opposes you!?
ZORC: But I am allowed to sing about it. (singing to the tune of “A Whole New World”) I can destroy the world. Total an-i-hil-a-tion. Wiping out every nation, I will cleanse the globe with fire.
CODY: (also singing) Everybody must die. You must show no remorse.
ZORC: (not singing) Even the French?
CODY: (not singing) Of course!
ZORC: (singing again) Then I shall slaughter them with pride! Destroy the world! My dragon penis it will spew fiery death everywhere. This Teddy bear will back me up with feeling.
TEDDY: (also singing) Destroy the world! In Satan’s name we will accrue a thousand trillion deaths. Their blood will spread. And everybody’s soul will belong to Satan. (song ends)
Morgoth: Look, much as I may love a classic Walt Disney musical number, unless you plan to make good on your lyrics, I’m afraid I’m gonna have to ask you to silence! Yourself.
Mariah: You know, maybe I could go and, I don’t know, maybe banish Yugi to the Shadow Realm?
Morgoth: Don’t bother, Florence. Truth is, I don’t trust any of you to do this one simple task. Beyond helping me hone my skills with a chainsaw, you’ve all proven to be extremely ineffectual.
Mariah: Well, at least let me kidnap the guy!
Morgoth: Yes. Bring him before me. I shall do the job that none of you could. I shall kill Yugi Moto!
ZORC: Hooray! This calls for a cheerful song. With the help of my good friend, Robin Williams.
ROBIN WILLIAMS: Hey, hey, hey.
CODY: Haha! Robin Williams. You’re funny.
YUGI: Where the hell am I? What is this place?
Mariah: I believe we’re somewhere in Egypt. At least, that’s what the subtitle always says at the beginning.
Morgoth: So then, Yugi, my little hockey puck. Do you have any final words before I terminate you with extreme prejudice?
Mariah: You know, you never hear about anybody terminating with mild prejudice, do you?
YUGI: Look, I know we’ve had some disagreements in the past but think about what you’re doing! If I die, it won’t fix everything that happened to you. Ask yourself, what would killing me accomplish?
Morgoth: Other than making me laugh like a maniac, not much. But it’s enough.
YUGI: Wait, stop!
Caption:[censored] (a chainsaw and Yugi yelling are heard)
Morgoth: (laughs) Ah, that was very satisfying.
Mariah: You killed Yugi.
Morgoth: You betcha.
Mariah: And off screen, too.
Morgoth: It’s what he would’ve wanted.
Mariah: I can’t believe it. He’s really, finally dead.
Morgoth: Yes. And now, Mariah, you are my favorite child and we’re going toward disney land ten times.
Mariah: Well, first, we trolled Yugi’s Youtube account and then… We…, we…, uh… We haven’t really gotten much done. At all.
Morgoth: Then I suppose we’re gonna have to kick things up a notch, aren’t we? You! The tall one. What’s your name?
ZORC: My name is Zorc.
CODY: And I’m Cody. We’re identical twins.
ZORC: It’s true. We both look exactly the same.
Morgoth: I have a job for you. I want you to find Yugi Moto and destroy him!
ZORC: Um, actually, now that I have a contract with Disney, I’m not allowed to destroy anyone.
Morgoth: Oh for the love of Sports Entertainment! (music starts) What good is a giant blue monster if you can’t use it to destroy everything that opposes you!?
ZORC: But I am allowed to sing about it. (singing to the tune of “A Whole New World”) I can destroy the world. Total an-i-hil-a-tion. Wiping out every nation, I will cleanse the globe with fire.
CODY: (also singing) Everybody must die. You must show no remorse.
ZORC: (not singing) Even the French?
CODY: (not singing) Of course!
ZORC: (singing again) Then I shall slaughter them with pride! Destroy the world! My dragon penis it will spew fiery death everywhere. This Teddy bear will back me up with feeling.
TEDDY: (also singing) Destroy the world! In Satan’s name we will accrue a thousand trillion deaths. Their blood will spread. And everybody’s soul will belong to Satan. (song ends)
Morgoth: Look, much as I may love a classic Walt Disney musical number, unless you plan to make good on your lyrics, I’m afraid I’m gonna have to ask you to silence! Yourself.
Mariah: You know, maybe I could go and, I don’t know, maybe banish Yugi to the Shadow Realm?
Morgoth: Don’t bother, Florence. Truth is, I don’t trust any of you to do this one simple task. Beyond helping me hone my skills with a chainsaw, you’ve all proven to be extremely ineffectual.
Mariah: Well, at least let me kidnap the guy!
Morgoth: Yes. Bring him before me. I shall do the job that none of you could. I shall kill Yugi Moto!
ZORC: Hooray! This calls for a cheerful song. With the help of my good friend, Robin Williams.
ROBIN WILLIAMS: Hey, hey, hey.
CODY: Haha! Robin Williams. You’re funny.
YUGI: Where the hell am I? What is this place?
Mariah: I believe we’re somewhere in Egypt. At least, that’s what the subtitle always says at the beginning.
Morgoth: So then, Yugi, my little hockey puck. Do you have any final words before I terminate you with extreme prejudice?
Mariah: You know, you never hear about anybody terminating with mild prejudice, do you?
YUGI: Look, I know we’ve had some disagreements in the past but think about what you’re doing! If I die, it won’t fix everything that happened to you. Ask yourself, what would killing me accomplish?
Morgoth: Other than making me laugh like a maniac, not much. But it’s enough.
YUGI: Wait, stop!
Caption:[censored] (a chainsaw and Yugi yelling are heard)
Morgoth: (laughs) Ah, that was very satisfying.
Mariah: You killed Yugi.
Morgoth: You betcha.
Mariah: And off screen, too.
Morgoth: It’s what he would’ve wanted.
Mariah: I can’t believe it. He’s really, finally dead.
Morgoth: Yes. And now, Mariah, you are my favorite child and we’re going toward disney land ten times.
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Spam / Re: Good dub anime
« on: March 22, 2014, 04:02:07 AM »
You got DB, DBZ, and DBGT. Street fighter, Vampire hunter D, and Inuyasha:The final act
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Spam / Melkor evil council 2
« on: March 21, 2014, 03:58:09 PM »
(“Electric Eye” plays)
Deep beneath the Ocean’s surface…
Melkor: Evwybody get in here! We got us a new membah. Evwyone, feast your eyes on the guy known as Zombie Boy-oy.
ZOMBIE BOY: Hey, how’s it goin’?
VALON: Crikey! A new member. Talk about a turnout for the books, mate.
Melkor: Yeah! Now there ah foh of us. We’re like the Beatows, man. Only we don't pwoduce moosic, we pwoduce EVOH! Evoh moosic! Dananananana nanananana nana nana na~! You pway it backwahds and it’s like: “Don’t go to skooh! Stay at home! Pway video gayms!”
RAPHAEL: Uh, actually, boss, there’s five of us.
Melkor: Just like the Beatows, mayn!
RAPHAEL: Actually…
Melkor:(cutting Raphael off) The Beatows!
RAPHAEL: Uh…
Melkor: Maaaaayyn!
RAPHAEL: Um, yeah, right. Just like the Beatles.
Melkor: Man, I liked it better when you said “zoog zoog”. You weren’t such a little bitch.
ZOMBIE BOY: I was kicked out of Ariel Council so I decided to defect. Now nothing will stop us from taking vengeance on him and destroying everythin-
Melkor: (laughs) Okay, shut up, man. I can’t undahstand a wohd yoh sayin'.
ZOMBIE BOY: Uh, but I-
Melkor: You gotta learn to annunc-i-ate, mayn! Speak plain English! It’s a matter of coaidese- cor- corage- It’s good manners, mayn!
ALISTER: So tell us, mighty and powerful Melkor, how are we going to crush our enemies today?
Melkor: Here’s what we gonna do, mayn. We gonna find Yu-gay Moh-toe and we gonna take his dyk.
RAPHAEL: (flatly) What?
Melkor: His dyk! You know, man, his dik. We all got dyks. You got a dyk, I got a dyk. Hell, I could whip out my dyk right now and show you.
RAPHAEL: No! No! No, please don’t. I’ll- I'll just trust that it’s there.
ZOMBIE BOY: Uh, is he saying “deck” or “d*ck”?
VALON: Eh, sometimes it’s best not to ask.
Melkor: Now it’s crucial that you guys don’t [EFF!] this up. So I want you to cwose yoh eyes and imagine that yoh standing in front of Yu-gay Moh-toe.
RAPHAEL: Okay, now what?
Melkor: Now, reach out and gwab his dik.
RAPHAEL: Oh, no.
Melkor: And pull it towards you.
RAPHAEL: Oh, this can‘t be happening.
Melkor: Then I want you to cut his dik into three pieces!
RAPHAEL: Mother of God!
Melkor: And each of you will take one piece (Monkey D. Luffy’s head pops up in the corner, then pops down) of his dik and twavel to a different part of the planet. And then his dik will belong to us!
RAPHAEL: Uh, i-is that it? Can we open our eyes now?
Melkor: No, man. There’s one more part to the pwan.
RAPHAEL: Of course there is.
Melkor: Next, we gonna take Maiah dyk!
(Raphael throws-up)
Melkor: Hey man, not on the rug! Just talking about (incoherent rambling, trying to say Mariah name) Maiah dyk!
Deep beneath the Ocean’s surface…
Melkor: Evwybody get in here! We got us a new membah. Evwyone, feast your eyes on the guy known as Zombie Boy-oy.
ZOMBIE BOY: Hey, how’s it goin’?
VALON: Crikey! A new member. Talk about a turnout for the books, mate.
Melkor: Yeah! Now there ah foh of us. We’re like the Beatows, man. Only we don't pwoduce moosic, we pwoduce EVOH! Evoh moosic! Dananananana nanananana nana nana na~! You pway it backwahds and it’s like: “Don’t go to skooh! Stay at home! Pway video gayms!”
RAPHAEL: Uh, actually, boss, there’s five of us.
Melkor: Just like the Beatows, mayn!
RAPHAEL: Actually…
Melkor:(cutting Raphael off) The Beatows!
RAPHAEL: Uh…
Melkor: Maaaaayyn!
RAPHAEL: Um, yeah, right. Just like the Beatles.
Melkor: Man, I liked it better when you said “zoog zoog”. You weren’t such a little bitch.
ZOMBIE BOY: I was kicked out of Ariel Council so I decided to defect. Now nothing will stop us from taking vengeance on him and destroying everythin-
Melkor: (laughs) Okay, shut up, man. I can’t undahstand a wohd yoh sayin'.
ZOMBIE BOY: Uh, but I-
Melkor: You gotta learn to annunc-i-ate, mayn! Speak plain English! It’s a matter of coaidese- cor- corage- It’s good manners, mayn!
ALISTER: So tell us, mighty and powerful Melkor, how are we going to crush our enemies today?
Melkor: Here’s what we gonna do, mayn. We gonna find Yu-gay Moh-toe and we gonna take his dyk.
RAPHAEL: (flatly) What?
Melkor: His dyk! You know, man, his dik. We all got dyks. You got a dyk, I got a dyk. Hell, I could whip out my dyk right now and show you.
RAPHAEL: No! No! No, please don’t. I’ll- I'll just trust that it’s there.
ZOMBIE BOY: Uh, is he saying “deck” or “d*ck”?
VALON: Eh, sometimes it’s best not to ask.
Melkor: Now it’s crucial that you guys don’t [EFF!] this up. So I want you to cwose yoh eyes and imagine that yoh standing in front of Yu-gay Moh-toe.
RAPHAEL: Okay, now what?
Melkor: Now, reach out and gwab his dik.
RAPHAEL: Oh, no.
Melkor: And pull it towards you.
RAPHAEL: Oh, this can‘t be happening.
Melkor: Then I want you to cut his dik into three pieces!
RAPHAEL: Mother of God!
Melkor: And each of you will take one piece (Monkey D. Luffy’s head pops up in the corner, then pops down) of his dik and twavel to a different part of the planet. And then his dik will belong to us!
RAPHAEL: Uh, i-is that it? Can we open our eyes now?
Melkor: No, man. There’s one more part to the pwan.
RAPHAEL: Of course there is.
Melkor: Next, we gonna take Maiah dyk!
(Raphael throws-up)
Melkor: Hey man, not on the rug! Just talking about (incoherent rambling, trying to say Mariah name) Maiah dyk!
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Spam / Re: Ariel evil council episode 1
« on: March 20, 2014, 08:47:05 PM »
part 2
Mariah: Um.. Charmed to meet you.
CEILIA: Brains.
Mariah: Doesn’t she seem a little different, Pegasus?
PEGASUS: Well, now that you mention it, she has taken to eating brains all the time.
Mariah: And that strikes you as odd, I suppose.
PEGASUS: Well, yes. She used to be a vegan.
REX: Huhuhu what a dork.
WEEVIL: Yeah, hehe, vegetables suck.
Mariah: Look, will all of you cease this foolishness? In a few moments, Ariel is going to get here and then, believe me, there will be plenty of idiocy to go around. No doubt, he’ll concoct yet another plan that will result in our running off on some fool’s errand in order rearrange Melkor sock drawer or something. I really don’t know why I even bother coming. After all, Ariel is and always will be a total-
Morgoth:( cutting Mariah off) Yes? A total what?
Mariah: Uh, oh! Hello, um, Dad. Fancy meeting you here. Actually, I think we were all rather expecting Ariel.
Morgoth: Oh, really? Are you disappointed?
Mariah: I believe “terrified” would be more appropriate.
UMBRA: Like a bouse.
Mariah: Shut up, you fool, or he’ll kill you where you stand.
UMBRA: Ha-ha! I’d like to see him try.
LUMIS: Yes. I, too, would like to see him attempt to murder us-
Caption: [censored] (a chainsaw and Lumis and Umbra yelling are heard)
(Morgoth laughs)
Mariah: Okay, forget what I said before. It looks like this is one of the rare council meetings where something actually gets done.
Morgoth: So, this is what Ariel does on the weekends is it? Impressive. I never knew he had it in him. A council of the most ruthless villains known to man. Together, we could rule the world! (laughs)
REX: Yeah. Huhuhu. We’re gonna rule.
WEEVIL: I already rule. He-he. I rule! He-he.
REX: You don’t rule, Weevil.
WEEVIL: I ruled your mom last night.
REX: Shut up, ass-munch, that was your mom. And it was me doing the ruling. Huhuhuhuhu.
WEEVIL: Dammit, Rex!
Morgoth: Silence!
WEEVIL: Aaaaaah, yeah. Hehehehehehe.
Morgoth: I said, “Silence!”
WEEVIL: Aaaaaah, yeah. Hehehehehehe.
Morgoth: Do you have any idea what the word “silence” means?
WEEVIL: Um.. Hehehe No.
Morgoth: It means stop talking.
WEEVIL: Oh yeah. Uh, I knew that.
Morgoth: So when I say “silence”, you cease making noise or I will cease it for you.
WEEVIL: Hehe… Okay?
Morgoth: Let’s give it a test run shall we? Silence!
WEEVIL: Aaaaaa, yeah. Hehehehehehehe.
Morgoth: Okay, that tears it. And by “it” I mean your spinal column.
WEEVIL: Thank you. Drive thru-
Caption: [censored] (the sound of a chainsaw running, and Weevil yelling are heard)
WEEVIL: (off-screen) Oh, God, this sucks!
REX: Whoa. Huhuhu. That was cool.
Morgoth: Now then, bring me up to speed. How many people have we killed so far?
Marik: Uh… Y-you mean besides the three people you just took out?
Morgoth: Uh-huh.
Mariah: Well, Ariel did kill that one red-headed chap off-screen. And I’m fairly certain that Bob was killed off-screen at some point to.
Morgoth: So, you have killed people.
Mariah: Yyyyyyyyyes. But, the problem is they were all members of our Council. None of them really deserved it. Much.
To be continued
Mariah: Um.. Charmed to meet you.
CEILIA: Brains.
Mariah: Doesn’t she seem a little different, Pegasus?
PEGASUS: Well, now that you mention it, she has taken to eating brains all the time.
Mariah: And that strikes you as odd, I suppose.
PEGASUS: Well, yes. She used to be a vegan.
REX: Huhuhu what a dork.
WEEVIL: Yeah, hehe, vegetables suck.
Mariah: Look, will all of you cease this foolishness? In a few moments, Ariel is going to get here and then, believe me, there will be plenty of idiocy to go around. No doubt, he’ll concoct yet another plan that will result in our running off on some fool’s errand in order rearrange Melkor sock drawer or something. I really don’t know why I even bother coming. After all, Ariel is and always will be a total-
Morgoth:( cutting Mariah off) Yes? A total what?
Mariah: Uh, oh! Hello, um, Dad. Fancy meeting you here. Actually, I think we were all rather expecting Ariel.
Morgoth: Oh, really? Are you disappointed?
Mariah: I believe “terrified” would be more appropriate.
UMBRA: Like a bouse.
Mariah: Shut up, you fool, or he’ll kill you where you stand.
UMBRA: Ha-ha! I’d like to see him try.
LUMIS: Yes. I, too, would like to see him attempt to murder us-
Caption: [censored] (a chainsaw and Lumis and Umbra yelling are heard)
(Morgoth laughs)
Mariah: Okay, forget what I said before. It looks like this is one of the rare council meetings where something actually gets done.
Morgoth: So, this is what Ariel does on the weekends is it? Impressive. I never knew he had it in him. A council of the most ruthless villains known to man. Together, we could rule the world! (laughs)
REX: Yeah. Huhuhu. We’re gonna rule.
WEEVIL: I already rule. He-he. I rule! He-he.
REX: You don’t rule, Weevil.
WEEVIL: I ruled your mom last night.
REX: Shut up, ass-munch, that was your mom. And it was me doing the ruling. Huhuhuhuhu.
WEEVIL: Dammit, Rex!
Morgoth: Silence!
WEEVIL: Aaaaaah, yeah. Hehehehehehe.
Morgoth: I said, “Silence!”
WEEVIL: Aaaaaah, yeah. Hehehehehehe.
Morgoth: Do you have any idea what the word “silence” means?
WEEVIL: Um.. Hehehe No.
Morgoth: It means stop talking.
WEEVIL: Oh yeah. Uh, I knew that.
Morgoth: So when I say “silence”, you cease making noise or I will cease it for you.
WEEVIL: Hehe… Okay?
Morgoth: Let’s give it a test run shall we? Silence!
WEEVIL: Aaaaaa, yeah. Hehehehehehehe.
Morgoth: Okay, that tears it. And by “it” I mean your spinal column.
WEEVIL: Thank you. Drive thru-
Caption: [censored] (the sound of a chainsaw running, and Weevil yelling are heard)
WEEVIL: (off-screen) Oh, God, this sucks!
REX: Whoa. Huhuhu. That was cool.
Morgoth: Now then, bring me up to speed. How many people have we killed so far?
Marik: Uh… Y-you mean besides the three people you just took out?
Morgoth: Uh-huh.
Mariah: Well, Ariel did kill that one red-headed chap off-screen. And I’m fairly certain that Bob was killed off-screen at some point to.
Morgoth: So, you have killed people.
Mariah: Yyyyyyyyyes. But, the problem is they were all members of our Council. None of them really deserved it. Much.
To be continued
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Spam / Ariel evil council episode 1
« on: March 20, 2014, 08:34:14 PM »
(Rage Against the Machine's "Killing in the Name" plays)
Somewhere in Egypt...
UMBRA: (singing) Jimmy cracked corn and I don’t care. Jimmy cracked corn and I don’t care. Jimmy cracked corn and I don’t care~!
Mariah: Well, if you don’t care, then please stop bloody telling us about it!
UMBRA: Man, don’t be ruining my flow.
Mariah: Your “flow” is of no concern to me. I simply wish for you to shut your mouth hole before I nail it shut.
LUMIS: I’m afraid Err is right. His flow is very important.
UMBRA: Like a bouse.
LUMIS: On the moon, our flow is the only thing that separates us from the wildlife.
UMBRA: Like a bouse.
LUMIS: The moon wildlife.
UMBRA: Like a bouse.
Mariah: Well, we’re not on the moon right now, are we?
LUMIS: That can be arranged.
Mariah: Was that supposed to be a threat?
LUMIS: No. I was just calling attention to our luxury moon vacation plan. Buy a ticket today and receive one free ass-whooping upon your initial payment. That part was a threat.
UMBRA: Like a bouse.
Mariah: Okay! Somebody else please talk to me. Now.
PEGASUS: Why so glum, Mariah?
Mariah: Oh, gee, I don’t know. Maybe it’s because this is the 1st bloody Council meeting we’ve had. And somehow, somehow, I just know its going to be as productive as all the others. That is to say, not at all.
PEGASUS: Oh, come now, Mariah, I think these meetings are very productive.
Mariah: How do you work that out?
PEGASUS: Well, during our last meeting, I was finally able to resurrect my dead wife, Cecilia. With a little help from my good friend, Teddy.
TEDDY: You’re welcome.
Mariah: You… resurrected your wife?
PEGASUS: Say hello to the nice man, Cecilia.
CECILIA: (appears to be sewn together like Frankenstein's Monster) Brains.
Part 1
Somewhere in Egypt...
UMBRA: (singing) Jimmy cracked corn and I don’t care. Jimmy cracked corn and I don’t care. Jimmy cracked corn and I don’t care~!
Mariah: Well, if you don’t care, then please stop bloody telling us about it!
UMBRA: Man, don’t be ruining my flow.
Mariah: Your “flow” is of no concern to me. I simply wish for you to shut your mouth hole before I nail it shut.
LUMIS: I’m afraid Err is right. His flow is very important.
UMBRA: Like a bouse.
LUMIS: On the moon, our flow is the only thing that separates us from the wildlife.
UMBRA: Like a bouse.
LUMIS: The moon wildlife.
UMBRA: Like a bouse.
Mariah: Well, we’re not on the moon right now, are we?
LUMIS: That can be arranged.
Mariah: Was that supposed to be a threat?
LUMIS: No. I was just calling attention to our luxury moon vacation plan. Buy a ticket today and receive one free ass-whooping upon your initial payment. That part was a threat.
UMBRA: Like a bouse.
Mariah: Okay! Somebody else please talk to me. Now.
PEGASUS: Why so glum, Mariah?
Mariah: Oh, gee, I don’t know. Maybe it’s because this is the 1st bloody Council meeting we’ve had. And somehow, somehow, I just know its going to be as productive as all the others. That is to say, not at all.
PEGASUS: Oh, come now, Mariah, I think these meetings are very productive.
Mariah: How do you work that out?
PEGASUS: Well, during our last meeting, I was finally able to resurrect my dead wife, Cecilia. With a little help from my good friend, Teddy.
TEDDY: You’re welcome.
Mariah: You… resurrected your wife?
PEGASUS: Say hello to the nice man, Cecilia.
CECILIA: (appears to be sewn together like Frankenstein's Monster) Brains.
Part 1
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Spam / Melkor evil council 1
« on: March 20, 2014, 08:24:53 PM »
Taken from yugioh abridged, but revamped for Sl standards. Notes this is a comedy, and should not be taken with actual rp events. Enjoy
ALISTER: Oh, great and powerful Melkor How shall we defeat your nemesis, the dreaded Morgoth Bauglir
VALON: Tell us, almighty one, so that we may do your bidding!
Melkor: (sounding like Coiffio) Mah fwiends, dere is only one way to defeat that dooshbag... We will deoo him! (music stops)
RAFAEL: Um... did you say... "do him"?
Melkor: (Melkor's hair color changes from light blue to red-orange) I said DEOO him! What part of 'deoo him' doncha understand, dooshbag!? (Melkor hair color changes again, to indigo) We're gonna deoo him! Toogeda! All foh of us, we gonna deoo him. Deoo him hard and thowowowy. We will deoo him so hard dat he will feel it in the mo'ning when he wakes up.
ALISTER: Um, boss, are you serious?
Melkor: (Hair changes to gray) Yes, you prick! What, you want me to deoo you, too?
ALISTER: No, sir!
Melkor (Hair changes to pink)) Then keep your mouth shut, man. Okay, man? (Hair changes to light green) Yeah. So, we gonna deoo him... on motuhcycles.
VALON: Won't that be kind of... uncomfortable?
Melkor: (Hair changes to dark green) What the [EFF!] you talkin' about, man?
RAFAEL: Yeah, I don't want to do anybody on a motorbike-
Melkor: (Hair changes to red) DEOO!
RAFAEL: ...Are you saying "do", or "duel"?
Melkor: (Hair changes to orange) DEOOOO!!
RAFAEL: ...So you want us to do Morgoth?
Melkor: (Hair changes back to light blue) Yes, and I will stand here and watch you deoo him!
ALISTER: Oh, great and powerful Melkor How shall we defeat your nemesis, the dreaded Morgoth Bauglir
VALON: Tell us, almighty one, so that we may do your bidding!
Melkor: (sounding like Coiffio) Mah fwiends, dere is only one way to defeat that dooshbag... We will deoo him! (music stops)
RAFAEL: Um... did you say... "do him"?
Melkor: (Melkor's hair color changes from light blue to red-orange) I said DEOO him! What part of 'deoo him' doncha understand, dooshbag!? (Melkor hair color changes again, to indigo) We're gonna deoo him! Toogeda! All foh of us, we gonna deoo him. Deoo him hard and thowowowy. We will deoo him so hard dat he will feel it in the mo'ning when he wakes up.
ALISTER: Um, boss, are you serious?
Melkor: (Hair changes to gray) Yes, you prick! What, you want me to deoo you, too?
ALISTER: No, sir!
Melkor (Hair changes to pink)) Then keep your mouth shut, man. Okay, man? (Hair changes to light green) Yeah. So, we gonna deoo him... on motuhcycles.
VALON: Won't that be kind of... uncomfortable?
Melkor: (Hair changes to dark green) What the [EFF!] you talkin' about, man?
RAFAEL: Yeah, I don't want to do anybody on a motorbike-
Melkor: (Hair changes to red) DEOO!
RAFAEL: ...Are you saying "do", or "duel"?
Melkor: (Hair changes to orange) DEOOOO!!
RAFAEL: ...So you want us to do Morgoth?
Melkor: (Hair changes back to light blue) Yes, and I will stand here and watch you deoo him!
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Spam / Re: Why Sabu is quitting, letters, and whatever.
« on: October 29, 2013, 03:34:45 AM »
*Cries*We never got a chance to play twister....on ice on drank on a volcano or at least raise some hell together. All jokes aside, I know we started off on the wrong foot but in all honestly, you were a great guy. Have fun and I wish you the best of luck. 
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Spam / Re: You laugh you lose, fools.
« on: October 24, 2013, 01:56:13 AM »
Is kinda offended by raifudo comment.
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Village Square / Re: A fanfiction about SL fanfiction!
« on: October 20, 2013, 06:41:42 PM »
Yay!!!
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Spam / Who's your favorite wrestler.
« on: September 25, 2013, 03:31:09 AM »
1. The rock(My favorite gimmick of him is his Hollywood heel persona 2003)
2.Stone cold.
3.Kane(Pefers the attitude era kane though)
4.Undertaker(All gimmicks including ministry undertaker and the american bad ass)
5.Bret hart
6.Daniel bryan
7.Shawn Michaels
8.Brock lesnar
9.Cm punk.
10.John cena(Yea he's alright to me)
2.Stone cold.
3.Kane(Pefers the attitude era kane though)
4.Undertaker(All gimmicks including ministry undertaker and the american bad ass)
5.Bret hart
6.Daniel bryan
7.Shawn Michaels
8.Brock lesnar
9.Cm punk.
10.John cena(Yea he's alright to me)
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Village Square / Re: An idea
« on: September 15, 2013, 05:56:33 AM »This certainly sounds like a thing. Don't know if anyone would be interested, I suppose we will find out.
I'm interested...
I think it would be easier to determine who would authorize me to use their character in the first place.
We could have some Pm you on who wants to be in the fanfic.
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Village Square / Re: An idea
« on: September 15, 2013, 02:57:24 AM »In theory, I have the writing capacity to do such a thing.
In practice, I'm not sure if I really could make a story of that nature. RP in itself is a story, and making a 'movie' sort of scenario with just myself in control of it would feel sort of strange. Not to mention the time it would take to finish this story in its entirety.
Maybe Everyone who wants to be in it pitch an idea to you.
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