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Spam / Ariel evil council episode 2

« on: March 26, 2014, 05:14:35 AM »

Morgoth: Typical. You bring together some of the finest criminal minds in the world and you can’t even accomplish something as trivial as mass murder. So what have you been doing all this time?

Mariah: Well, first, we trolled Yugi’s Youtube account and then… We…, we…, uh… We haven’t really gotten much done. At all.

Morgoth: Then I suppose we’re gonna have to kick things up a notch, aren’t we? You! The tall one. What’s your name?

ZORC: My name is Zorc.

CODY: And I’m Cody. We’re identical twins.

ZORC: It’s true. We both look exactly the same.

Morgoth: I have a job for you. I want you to find Yugi Moto and destroy him!

ZORC: Um, actually, now that I have a contract with Disney, I’m not allowed to destroy anyone.

Morgoth: Oh for the love of Sports Entertainment! (music starts) What good is a giant blue monster if you can’t use it to destroy everything that opposes you!?

ZORC: But I am allowed to sing about it. (singing to the tune of “A Whole New World”) I can destroy the world. Total an-i-hil-a-tion. Wiping out every nation, I will cleanse the globe with fire.

CODY: (also singing) Everybody must die. You must show no remorse.

ZORC: (not singing) Even the French?

CODY: (not singing) Of course!

ZORC: (singing again) Then I shall slaughter them with pride! Destroy the world! My dragon penis it will spew fiery death everywhere. This Teddy bear will back me up with feeling.

TEDDY: (also singing) Destroy the world! In Satan’s name we will accrue a thousand trillion deaths. Their blood will spread. And everybody’s soul will belong to Satan. (song ends)

Morgoth: Look, much as I may love a classic Walt Disney musical number, unless you plan to make good on your lyrics, I’m afraid I’m gonna have to ask you to silence! Yourself.

Mariah: You know, maybe I could go and, I don’t know, maybe banish Yugi to the Shadow Realm?

Morgoth: Don’t bother, Florence. Truth is, I don’t trust any of you to do this one simple task. Beyond helping me hone my skills with a chainsaw, you’ve all proven to be extremely ineffectual.

Mariah: Well, at least let me kidnap the guy!

Morgoth: Yes. Bring him before me. I shall do the job that none of you could. I shall kill Yugi Moto!

ZORC: Hooray! This calls for a cheerful song. With the help of my good friend, Robin Williams.

ROBIN WILLIAMS: Hey, hey, hey.

CODY: Haha! Robin Williams. You’re funny.

YUGI: Where the hell am I? What is this place?

Mariah: I believe we’re somewhere in Egypt. At least, that’s what the subtitle always says at the beginning.

Morgoth: So then, Yugi, my little hockey puck. Do you have any final words before I terminate you with extreme prejudice?

Mariah: You know, you never hear about anybody terminating with mild prejudice, do you?

YUGI: Look, I know we’ve had some disagreements in the past but think about what you’re doing! If I die, it won’t fix everything that happened to you. Ask yourself, what would killing me accomplish?

Morgoth: Other than making me laugh like a maniac, not much. But it’s enough.

YUGI: Wait, stop!

Caption:[censored] (a chainsaw and Yugi yelling are heard)

Morgoth: (laughs) Ah, that was very satisfying.

Mariah: You killed Yugi.

Morgoth: You betcha.

Mariah: And off screen, too.

Morgoth: It’s what he would’ve wanted.

Mariah: I can’t believe it. He’s really, finally dead.

Morgoth: Yes. And now, Mariah, you are my favorite child and we’re going toward disney land ten times.

Spam / Melkor evil council 2

« on: March 21, 2014, 03:58:09 PM »

(“Electric Eye” plays)

Deep beneath the Ocean’s surface…

Melkor: Evwybody get in here! We got us a new membah. Evwyone, feast your eyes on the guy known as Zombie Boy-oy.

ZOMBIE BOY: Hey, how’s it goin’?

VALON: Crikey! A new member. Talk about a turnout for the books, mate.

Melkor: Yeah! Now there ah foh of us. We’re like the Beatows, man. Only we don't pwoduce moosic, we pwoduce EVOH! Evoh moosic! Dananananana nanananana nana nana na~! You pway it backwahds and it’s like: “Don’t go to skooh! Stay at home! Pway video gayms!”

RAPHAEL: Uh, actually, boss, there’s five of us.

Melkor: Just like the Beatows, mayn!

RAPHAEL: Actually…

Melkor:(cutting Raphael off) The Beatows!

RAPHAEL: Uh…

Melkor: Maaaaayyn!

RAPHAEL: Um, yeah, right. Just like the Beatles.

Melkor: Man, I liked it better when you said “zoog zoog”. You weren’t such a little bitch.

ZOMBIE BOY: I was kicked out of Ariel Council so I decided to defect. Now nothing will stop us from taking vengeance on him and destroying everythin-

Melkor: (laughs) Okay, shut up, man. I can’t undahstand a wohd yoh sayin'.

ZOMBIE BOY: Uh, but I-

Melkor: You gotta learn to annunc-i-ate, mayn! Speak plain English! It’s a matter of coaidese- cor- corage- It’s good manners, mayn!

ALISTER: So tell us, mighty and powerful Melkor, how are we going to crush our enemies today?

Melkor: Here’s what we gonna do, mayn. We gonna find Yu-gay Moh-toe and we gonna take his dyk.

RAPHAEL: (flatly) What?

Melkor: His dyk! You know, man, his dik. We all got dyks. You got a dyk, I got a dyk. Hell, I could whip out my dyk right now and show you.

RAPHAEL: No! No! No, please don’t. I’ll- I'll just trust that it’s there.

ZOMBIE BOY: Uh, is he saying “deck” or “d*ck”?

VALON: Eh, sometimes it’s best not to ask.

Melkor: Now it’s crucial that you guys don’t [EFF!] this up. So I want you to cwose yoh eyes and imagine that yoh standing in front of Yu-gay Moh-toe.

RAPHAEL: Okay, now what?

Melkor: Now, reach out and gwab his dik.

RAPHAEL: Oh, no.

Melkor: And pull it towards you.

RAPHAEL: Oh, this can‘t be happening.

Melkor: Then I want you to cut his dik into three pieces!

RAPHAEL: Mother of God!

Melkor: And each of you will take one piece (Monkey D. Luffy’s head pops up in the corner, then pops down) of his dik and twavel to a different part of the planet. And then his dik will belong to us!

RAPHAEL: Uh, i-is that it? Can we open our eyes now?

Melkor: No, man. There’s one more part to the pwan.

RAPHAEL: Of course there is.

Melkor: Next, we gonna take Maiah dyk!

(Raphael throws-up)

Melkor: Hey man, not on the rug! Just talking about (incoherent rambling, trying to say Mariah name) Maiah dyk!

Spam / Ariel evil council episode 1

« on: March 20, 2014, 08:34:14 PM »

(Rage Against the Machine's "Killing in the Name" plays)

Somewhere in Egypt...

UMBRA: (singing) Jimmy cracked corn and I don’t care. Jimmy cracked corn and I don’t care. Jimmy cracked corn and I don’t care~!

Mariah: Well, if you don’t care, then please stop bloody telling us about it!

UMBRA: Man, don’t be ruining my flow.

Mariah: Your “flow” is of no concern to me. I simply wish for you to shut your mouth hole before I nail it shut.

LUMIS: I’m afraid Err is right. His flow is very important.

UMBRA: Like a bouse.

LUMIS: On the moon, our flow is the only thing that separates us from the wildlife.

UMBRA: Like a bouse.

LUMIS: The moon wildlife.

UMBRA: Like a bouse.

Mariah: Well, we’re not on the moon right now, are we?

LUMIS: That can be arranged.

Mariah: Was that supposed to be a threat?

LUMIS: No. I was just calling attention to our luxury moon vacation plan. Buy a ticket today and receive one free ass-whooping upon your initial payment. That part was a threat.

UMBRA: Like a bouse.

Mariah: Okay! Somebody else please talk to me. Now.

PEGASUS: Why so glum, Mariah?

Mariah: Oh, gee, I don’t know. Maybe it’s because this is the 1st bloody Council meeting we’ve had. And somehow, somehow, I just know its going to be as productive as all the others. That is to say, not at all.

PEGASUS: Oh, come now, Mariah, I think these meetings are very productive.

Mariah: How do you work that out?

PEGASUS: Well, during our last meeting, I was finally able to resurrect my dead wife, Cecilia. With a little help from my good friend, Teddy.

TEDDY: You’re welcome.

Mariah: You… resurrected your wife?

PEGASUS: Say hello to the nice man, Cecilia.

CECILIA: (appears to be sewn together like Frankenstein's Monster) Brains.

Part 1

Spam / Melkor evil council 1

« on: March 20, 2014, 08:24:53 PM »

Taken from yugioh abridged, but revamped for Sl standards. Notes this is a comedy, and should not be taken with actual rp events. Enjoy

ALISTER: Oh, great and powerful Melkor How shall we defeat your nemesis, the dreaded Morgoth Bauglir

VALON: Tell us, almighty one, so that we may do your bidding!

Melkor: (sounding like Coiffio) Mah fwiends, dere is only one way to defeat that dooshbag... We will deoo him! (music stops)

RAFAEL: Um... did you say... "do him"?

Melkor: (Melkor's hair color changes from light blue to red-orange) I said DEOO him! What part of 'deoo him' doncha understand, dooshbag!? (Melkor hair color changes again, to indigo) We're gonna deoo him! Toogeda! All foh of us, we gonna deoo him. Deoo him hard and thowowowy. We will deoo him so hard dat he will feel it in the mo'ning when he wakes up.

ALISTER: Um, boss, are you serious?

Melkor: (Hair changes to gray) Yes, you prick! What, you want me to deoo you, too?

ALISTER: No, sir!

Melkor (Hair changes to pink)) Then keep your mouth shut, man. Okay, man? (Hair changes to light green) Yeah. So, we gonna deoo him... on motuhcycles.

VALON: Won't that be kind of... uncomfortable?

Melkor: (Hair changes to dark green) What the [EFF!] you talkin' about, man?

RAFAEL: Yeah, I don't want to do anybody on a motorbike-

Melkor: (Hair changes to red) DEOO!

RAFAEL: ...Are you saying "do", or "duel"?

Melkor: (Hair changes to orange) DEOOOO!!

RAFAEL: ...So you want us to do Morgoth?

Melkor: (Hair changes back to light blue) Yes, and I will stand here and watch you deoo him!

Spam / Who's your favorite wrestler.

« on: September 25, 2013, 03:31:09 AM »

1. The rock(My favorite gimmick of him is his Hollywood heel persona 2003)
2.Stone cold.
3.Kane(Pefers the attitude era kane though)
4.Undertaker(All gimmicks including ministry undertaker and the american bad ass)
5.Bret hart
6.Daniel bryan
7.Shawn Michaels
8.Brock lesnar
9.Cm punk.
10.John cena(Yea he's alright to me)

Village Square / An idea

« on: September 15, 2013, 02:00:27 AM »

Just throwing this out there since it hasn't been done, atleast i don't think it has. Still I think it would still be kick ass idea. Ya ready? It would be a awesome idea if some created a fanfic naruto story(On fanfiction.net or anywhere thats accessible)based on the characters from SL..Us.

Just throwing it out there though.

Spam / Who's your character based off

« on: September 15, 2013, 01:50:47 AM »

This thread is just out here to be here, and considering everyone character is based off something whether its themselves or a fellow anime show, or tv show. I'll start it off.

Minto was supposedly suppose to be Minato, but ended up spelling the name wrong by not putting the a in it.....

Elijah/Eliyahu/Morgoth Bauglir-Was at first based on Elijah the prophet from the bible.

Ariel-Well now......He's what stone cold and the rock will be like if they were mixed together.

Village Square / War

« on: October 11, 2012, 11:32:09 PM »

I'm creating a army of sorts, to stimulate rp, and bring about fun those whom wish to participate. Many have wondered why I'm using Lord of the rings lore in my rp, aren't you? I use it cause I'm a fan, and so are many others whom read the three books, the similarrion, and the movies. I have rped building my army starting back from may-23-12 and I've recruited commanders, and generals to lead them. I've installed the Uruk-hai, and Haradrim in my army, and allowed my commanders to build of army also. As my alt Sauron builder the small, destiled, slimy goblins, and my friend Caesar builded a Orc army. Many will possibly not find this legit, as it not Naruto based. However, Naruto itself held a army, demons, stones(Gelel stones), and whatnot. I'm chose to be creative, and install Tolkien works, and his sons as well. Since we all know the manga about to end soon, and many probably will get bored of SL, and decided to do whatever is that they do on their free time besides playing SL that's is.