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[Sakuren]

This'll probably be turned into spam or something after a few days but I don't care. >_> I must tell the world about the freakeh people!
1) When golf was first made, it originally ment, "Gentlemen only, ladies forbidden." G-O-L-F. :O

2) Yesterday my mom was reading the newspaper, (Surprises me she can still reeeeeead) and one headline said, "Woman bites off mans lower lip."

3)Another headline in the same day, "Mans left earlobe bitten off." He got into a fight with one guy and the guy bit part of his ear off. >>;

4) Woman, 102, hopes to get out of jury duty. Okay, this is just kinda silly. xD I heard, from my grandma, that you get out of jury duty when you hit 70 because of old age, and this woman and her grand-daughter I think it was said she might not get out of jury duty. ._.; Its just.. odd to me. o.o My mom said so too. <<; Thats it for now until I go internet newspaper searching!


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Sakuren's advice of the day, I suggest you take it. -->

xD

[Andrei]

*Does not read the news*

@.@

[Sakuren]

I don't read the newspaper, I listen to my mom when she rants on about stuff in the morning. =D

Like how yesterday my mom and I on the way to school got into a discussion about aliens attacking and sucking people up with straws. >> << >> Don't ask.

[Camel]

I don't read the newspaper, I listen to my mom when she rants on about stuff in the morning. =D

Like how yesterday my mom and I on the way to school got into a discussion about aliens attacking and sucking people up with straws. >> << >> Don't ask.

Your mom is cool...
Can we trade?

[doomstar]

I don't read the newspaper, I listen to my mom when she rants on about stuff in the morning. =D

Like how yesterday my mom and I on the way to school got into a discussion about aliens attacking and sucking people up with straws. >> << >> Don't ask.

Your mom is cool...
Can we trade?

I called trading moms way before you >:O

[hiro]

I don't read the newspaper, I listen to my mom when she rants on about stuff in the morning. =D

Like how yesterday my mom and I on the way to school got into a discussion about aliens attacking and sucking people up with straws. >> << >> Don't ask.

Your mom is cool...
Can we trade?

I called trading moms way before you >:O

I called it way before Doom >:O

[Sakuren]

Ch, my mom is tooo cool to trade. xD
She keeps my dad from, seriously *killing* me. o.o That and I'd never survive without her random songs in the morning. >_> Like, the frog song. >> << >>
And she makes awesome peanut butter pie! <____< Mine, away from zeh pie. >>;

[Mihamaru]

*takes teh pie*
In Norway the other day, a guy almost got Jail time for hitting someone in the back with a milti-layered cake

[Sakuren]

*hisses at Miha* Zeh pie! O.O Your lucky I don't have acsess to my dads shotgun. << I have aiiiiiim.
That reminds me though, a few weeks ago, a guy was arrested for assaulting someone with a pickle.
The guy didn't want the guy who assaulted him eating his pickle so the guy attacked him with the pickle. .-. Oh, and from a few years ago, a family lost their dog, and they got a present a few weeks later, opened it and the dogs head was inside, only the head. Cruel sick person. ._.

Random song stuck in my head...
Little Jimmy Dickins showed up with fried chicken.... Dum dum dum, listening to an album on my computer. >_>

[doomstar]

Ch, my mom is tooo cool to trade. xD
She keeps my dad from, seriously *killing* me. o.o That and I'd never survive without her random songs in the morning. >_> Like, the frog song. >> << >>
And she makes awesome peanut butter pie! <____< Mine, away from zeh pie. >>;

Didn't I call trading moms first?!

and some guy got charged for assault with a sausage

[Sakuren]

Ch, my mom is tooo cool to trade. xD
She keeps my dad from, seriously *killing* me. o.o That and I'd never survive without her random songs in the morning. >_> Like, the frog song. >> << >>
And she makes awesome peanut butter pie! <____< Mine, away from zeh pie. >>;

Didn't I call trading moms first?!

and some guy got charged for assault with a sausage

Most I remember Doom did call trading first. .-. But I have a bad memory and my mom just yelled at a fly because it was on her coffee cup soo.. << I dunno, just more randomness. ._.

[Camel]

FINE!
Adopt me Sakuren!
Take me from this crazy place!

[Shikki]

i got charged for assulting someone with doom's picture >_>;;

they said i might serve life sentence for showing something that hideous in public

[Mihamaru]

i got charged for assulting someone with doom's picture >_>;;

they said i might serve life sentence for showing something that hideous in public

But abyss is still walking free...

[Sakuren]

FINE!
Adopt me Sakuren!
Take me from this crazy place!

I tried to get my parents to adopt me a younger sibling, mostly for a punching bag but you never heard that from me. << >> << They said it would take to long and to much paperwork or something to adopt a kid. <<;
Then too expensive... blah.. blah.. blah.. blah... blah... That and there are only... 3 bedrooms in my house. o.O; One my parents one mine, and one a guest/my dads game room where his playstation is. << Which he thinks I never touch when he's not around but again.. nothing from me!
But yes, I've tried getting my parents to adopt a kid, didn't work. <___< Then when I was little my parents said I was adopted and I started crying so hard right then and there, they never tried again. xD