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[Shikki]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[hiro]

SO I GOT A B FOR THE SEMESTER

BUT I GOT MY BIOLOGY UP TO AN A

[Shikki]

NICE

GOT AN A IN CHEM AND YEARBOOK

B IN LIT

STILL NOT SURE ABOUT CALC AND GOV

[hiro]

THE ONLY NON-A IN LIT I EVER GOT WAS FRESHMAN YEAR LAST MARKING PERIOD

I GOT A C, BUT I HAD LIKE A 19% GOING INTO THE LAST WEEK OF SCHOOL

SKIPPED A BUNCH OF ASSIGNMENTS, INCLUDING 3 200-POINT ESSAYS

[Shikki]

I DIDN'T TURN IN A 800 POINT ASSIGNMENT ONCE FOR ENGLISH IN 10TH GRADE

[hiro]

I THINK YOU TOLD ME ABOUT THAT

BUT I FORGET WHAT HAPPENED

[Shikki]

GOT AN A IN THE CLASS

THAT TEACHER LOVES ME NOW THOUGH

I NEVER GET INTO TROUBLE IF I DO SOMETHING WRONG AROUND HIM

[hiro]

I HAVE A LAMINATED BLANK HALL PASS

NEVER BEEN STOPPED WHILE USING IT

[Shikki]

I USED TO WALK AROUND WITH A SHOVEL

Then I just started using my Yearbook ID/Camera as a pass.

I used it again today, when one of the Admins told me to leave somewhere, unless I was press. He was joking, but I pulled out my Yearbook pass, and won. The Yearbook has been done for months.

[hiro]

Whatevs. EXPLAIN THE SHOVEL

[Shikki]

People don't ask what you're up to when you've got a shovel.

[hiro]

Clever. >_>

[Shikki]

I know.

[hiro]

Our AP Bio class went to collect plants, and I walked back inside carrying a bucket full of samples and the hall monitor actually stopped me. Thought I was disguising weed.

"NO, SIR, IT'S A GODDAMN JAPANESE MAPLE."

"COME WITH ME TO THE OFFICE SIR."

"GODDAMMIT MAN I HAVE TO GET BACK TO CLASS."

Bio teacher walks up, "It's a japanese maple, officer," dumbass goes back to his donut and coffee.

[Shikki]

Really? I've told an admin I was going to dig up my stash of weed before when they gave me a weird look.

He laughed and walked away, and told me not to get in too much trouble.

I've also been caught climbing down from the school's roof, and the guy who would normally have gotten us expelled told us to take the safer way down, because he no longer has a job there as of a month ago.